Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Five shadow ministers breach MPs’ rules in five months

Oh dear. David Lammy is in hot water yet again. With six figures' worth of outside interests, it can be hard to keep track of all those extra payments. And now the Shadow Foreign Secretary's media outings have tripped him up once again, thanks to no less than 16 occasions in which he did not declare payments on time. They include a number of commercial radio shows and Black History Month speeches, with a total value of more than £35,000. Kathryn Stone, the parliamentary commissioner for standards, opened an investigation on 15 June. The rulebook states MPs must declare any interest that may reasonably be considered to influence their actions within 28 days.

Nicholas Soames prepares for the Glorious Twelfth

It's the Glorious Twelfth tomorrow and participants are looking forward to an excellent day of shooting. The Countryside Alliance are expecting a bumper supply of grouse, thanks to excellent weather, with the birds doing their best to avoid the guns of the finest shooters in England. One of those who'll presumably be joining the fray is Sir Nicholas Soames, of whom surprisingly little has been heard since he stepped down from parliament in 2019. His once overactive Twitter account is now largely confined to retweets and there's sadly far less of his familiar face in the media than there once was. Now tipped for a peerage in Boris Johnson's resignation honours list, the longtime grandee and former Spectator wine critic, does still make time for certain favoured media outlets.

Thousands donated to Tory contenders

It can be difficult now to cast one's mind back to the beginning of last month, when the field for next Tory leader was wide open and an exciting array of candidates were jostling for attention. Among them, of course, was Tom Tugendhat, the great bright hope of the One Nation group. He crashed out in fifth but there is one aspect in which he appears to have been the winner of this contest: his recorded donations have blown his rivals out of the water. According to the register of MPs' interests, the most recent returns show Tugendhat receiving donations worth more than £123,000 for the sole purpose of his leadership campaign.

Brown burns Starmer

Outriders are all the rage these days in British politics. Liz Truss has Kwasi Kwarteng and Lord Frost: Rishi Sunak has Dominic Raab and Mark Harper. They act to deliver the messages their candidate can't, launching attacks, fighting fires and speaking home truths. So it's no surprise then that Gordon Brown, the Giffnock grouch, is now unofficially performing that role for Sir Keir Starmer, his beleaguered successor as Labour leader. Brown is close to team Starmer, and performs the role that John Major did for David Cameron in the coalition years, acting as a trial balloon to test how ideas will land. The cost-of-living crisis has been a tricky challenge for Labour: their supporters demand more action but Rachel Reeves and the self-proclaimed 'sensibles' preach prudence.

Manchester probe academic over self-love text

Well, you have to hand it to them. After an outcry, Manchester University has now told Mr S that they're investigating a PhD student who published a research paper in which he detailed how he masturbated for three months to extreme Japanese comics featuring young boys.  The saga started earlier today after Tory MP Neil O'Brien tweeted a link to an article in the journal Qualitative Research titled 'I am not alone - we are all alone: Using masturbation as an ethnographic method in research on shota subculture in Japan.' O'Brien noted that 'the non-STEM side of higher education is just much too big, producing too much that is not sociallly useful.' That's putting it mildly...

Do Conservative members miss Boris?

Boris Johnson is very much the elephant in the room of this leadership race, looming large over both Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss. And much like an intimidating pachyderm, neither candidate seems completely confident how to handle him without being squashed. Sunak's approach is the simpler one: talk about the defenestrated premier as little as possible and for God's sake don't mention how the ex-Chancellor helped bring him down. Truss meanwhile has opted to praise the former PM while, er, claiming to be the change candidate who'd take a completely different approach in office. This of course begs the question: what do the Tory members actually think? Are they pining once more for Boris? Or are they glad to see the back of him? Polling would suggest something of a mixed picture.

Arts Council’s bizarre lottery splurge

It's a tough time for the arts at present. The cost-of-living crunch means institutes scaling back projects and families cutting back their non-essential spending. Still, over at one Britain's biggest quangos, the good times appear to have kept on rolling. Data published earlier this year reveals how Arts Council England spent more than £100 million of National Lottery money during the 2021-22 financial year. Mr S has been perusing that expenditure and discovered just what exactly such sums are being spent on. Arts Council England, which claims to ‘champion, develop and invest in artistic and cultural experiences that enrich people's lives’, gave three tranches of money to the ‘The Family Sex Show.

Truss turns on the media

To Darlington, for another of the endless Tory leadership hustings. Last night's clash covered much of the same old ground but was notable for several swipes which Liz Truss took at the media's coverage of the race. Asked who was to blame for Boris Johnson's downfall, several members of the audience interrupted to shout 'the media!' prompting Truss to smirk and reply 'Who am I to disagree with this excellent audience?' Truss, who once claimed that 'I would die in a ditch' for a 'free press', also took issue with the way in which host Tom Newton Dunn framed his questions. The latter asked the Foreign Secretary about her plans to help people with rising energy bills using tax cuts, when he mentioned 'your handouts' as he sought to pose a question.

Asylum base row after Sunak steps in

A curious row has exploded in the projectile-packed leadership race. This morning's Yorkshire Post splashed on the news that Rishi Sunak (a Yorkshire MP) would oppose Tory plans for 1,500 asylum seekers being housed in a disused RAF base in the region, ahead of tonight's Darlington hustings. Yet, just hours later, Defence Secretary Ben Wallace revealed he had 'withdrawn' the offer and insisted such an incendiary move is no longer happening. Wallace told ITV: I have withdrawn the offer to the Home Office for that site. It's been with them for a number of months. I have obligations to do something else with that site and you know there are other sites we made available to the Home Office if they wish to take it up. No word yet as to what 'obligations' they may be.

SNP spins its school stats (again)

When it comes to spinning exam results, the Scottish Government gets straight As and a gold star for effort. Pupils in Scotland are receiving their school qualifications today following May’s diet, the first after two pandemic years in which examinations were cancelled and replaced by teacher assessments. Naturally, allowing teachers to mark their own homework resulted in a spike in the pass rate — up from 75 per cent to 89 per cent in 2020 — and the latest results are supposed to signal a return to normality and something approximating rigour. At least that’s the Scottish Government’s line. The SNP administration is boasting of ‘near record pass rates’ in Scottish National 5s, Highers and Advanced Highers. The Higher rate stands at 78.

Where will Boris write his column?

With just four weeks left in No. 10, rumours are swirling about Boris Johnson’s future plans. Will he quit the Commons or face down his critics on the Privileges Committee? Make a mint on the speaking circuit or champion Kyiv’s cause? With debts, costs and childcare bills, one thing’s for sure: Boris’s next job will probably pay far better than the extra £79,000 he gets to be PM on top of his MPs’ salary. So it’s no surprise then that there is plenty of talk in Fleet Street right now about the Old Etonian resuming his columnist duties. Johnson received £250,000 a year when he was London Mayor to write a weekly column for the Daily Telegraph – a sum he memorably dismissed as ‘chicken feed.

Is Best for Britain the worst of Remain?

Oh dear. It seems that the Hiroo Onodas of Remainia have done it again. Best for Britain, the former Stop Brexit crusade now recast as a self-styled 'civil style campaign', is up to their old tricks on Twitter. In their haste to score points off anyone remotely associated with the Leave campaign, BfB has seized on a viral tweet sneering at Andrew Pierce, the longtime Daily Mail columnist. The original tweet, amplified to the group's 150,000 followers, was from an account which claimed to 'Detest Tories, Brexit and inequality. Love Lefty Lawyers.' It claimed that 'I've been blocked by Tory Boy Pierce for letting slip his real name is Patrick Donnelly which entitles him to an EU passport. Oops I did it again.

Who cares about Trump’s toilet?

It's the scoop they were all after. Finally, at last, the much-lambasted Washington press pack has obtained the media equivalent of the holy grail: images of Donald J Trump's toilet. For months, such shenanigans have exercised the finest minds in American political journalism. Now, Maggie Haberman, the darling of the DC class, has pipped them all with pictures for her forthcoming hatchet-job on Trump, according to a breathless report by the admiring hacks over at Axios. Why the focus on Trump's toilet you ask? Well, Haberman reports that during Trump's tenure, White House residence staff periodically found wads of paper clogging a toilet — and believed the former president, a notorious destroyer of Oval Office documents, was the flusher. J'accuse!

Boris Johnson’s warning from history

After a long period in office, it's natural for any political party to lose their zeal for governing. As problems mount up, loyalties fray as the stench of sleaze begins to reek. In hushed whispers, MPs begin to talk of a 'spell in the wilderness' as opposition looks increasingly attractive compared to the burdens of statesmanship. Some Tories in Westminster appear to be flirting with such sentiments now, judging from the lackluster enthusiasm which the current contest seems to inspire. After a dozen years in office, the thinking goes, could now be the time for a 'reset'? A brief respite on the other side of the Commons, time for a Lab-led cabal to tear itself apart before a renewed, rejuvenated and above all, SOUND, Tory government takes power once more.

Yet another Scottish Unionist politician assaulted

Among the many superstitions of the SNP is that the reorienting of Scottish politics around the constitution has been a ‘joyous’ and ‘civic’ affair. Far from pumping bitter political and national sectarianism into the public square, dividing the population into nationalists and Unionists has facilitated a great intellectual contest in the very best spirit of democracy. Kevin Lang might have to disagree with that. Lang is the leader of the Liberal Democrats on Edinburgh City Council. Yesterday, he was delivering his newsletters in South Queensferry when he was assaulted by someone described as a ‘nationalist’.

Truss is ‘misinterpreted’, again

With four weeks left in the leadership race, how many more times is Liz Truss going to be 'misinterpreted'? First, there was the U-turn over regional pay boards for public sector workers, which would see them get lower pay in line with local wages outside of London and the South East. A press release from the Truss camp suggested £8.8 billions worth of savings could be made this way 'if the system were to be adopted for all public sector workers in the long term.' After an outcry, Truss insisted the policy had been 'misinterpreted' as 'it was never intended to apply to doctors, nurses and teachers'. Which begs the question as to why her press release suggested it could adopted for 'all' workers and trumpeted the 'billions' being saved...

SNP ferries fiasco prompts rationing warnings

In the fevered imaginations of some Remainiacs, Britain's supermarkets are permanently bare, as Brexit-related supply shortages prompt an absence of the bountiful goods we once enjoyed in the EU. But there is one place in the UK where such dystopian fantasies have now indeed become a reality. Unfortunately for the more boss-eyed of Boris's critics, it's nowhere in Leave-voting England. Rather such shortages are now happening on certain windswept Scots islands, where the long-suffering local residents are enduring the effects of the SNP government's woeful incompetence. Today's The Herald on Sunday splashes on the news that shops on certain islands in the Hebrides have been forced to ration essential items owing to widespread ferry cancellations due to a broken down vessel.

Watch: protesters crash Tory hustings

Liz Truss has often been accused of 'dressing up' or 'cosplaying' as Margaret Thatcher. And her team has done little to dispel that impression this campaign, releasing images this afternoon of Truss standing in front of the world's largest Union Jack, just as the Iron Lady once did. But it was tonight's Tory hustings in Eastbourne that offered the Foreign Secretary the chance to channel her political heroine after protesters disrupted her opening remarks. The unwelcome guests were there to protest Truss's previous employment at Shell and received a predictably hostile reaction from the disgruntled Tory audience after yelling 'Shame on you!'.