Nick Newman

Wednesday

3 December 2025

Nick Newman

This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?

Wednesday

26 November 2025

Nick Newman

‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’

Wednesday

19 November 2025

Nick Newman

‘How is it that Starmer can fly all over the world in such a short space of time?’

Wednesday

12 November 2025

Nick Newman

‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’

Nick Newman

‘Misleading, deceptive, inaccurate – and that’s just the weather.’

Wednesday

5 November 2025

Nick Newman

If the Chinese know what we’re doing perhaps they could let us know

Nick Newman

That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget

Wednesday

29 October 2025

Nick Newman

‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’

Wednesday

8 October 2025

Nick Newman

They’ve mis-spelled Reform.

Nick Newman

Is it too late for a letter of no confidence?

Wednesday

1 October 2025

Nick Newman

I foresee increased inflation

Wednesday

24 September 2025

Nick Newman

‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’

Nick Newman

We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.

Wednesday

17 September 2025

Nick Newman

Did you just criticise

Wednesday

10 September 2025

Nick Newman

Judgment

Nick Newman

Bless, they still believe

Nick Newman

Energy drinks

Thursday

4 September 2025

Nick Newman

Cheat!

Nick Newman

Need to know

Wednesday

27 August 2025

Nick Newman

Stand by