‘Let us pay.’
‘Let us pay.’
Nick Newman
Wednesday
Wednesday
‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
‘Nigella’s a safe pair of entendres’
Friday
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
From our US edition
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
Wednesday
You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy
‘You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy.’
‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’
‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’
Wednesday
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
‘He came off Snowzempic.’
Friday
‘It’s America Thirst.’
From our US edition
‘It’s America Thirst.’
‘You haven’t got a lot on, sire.’
From our US edition
‘You haven’t got a lot on, sire.’
Wednesday
We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol
‘We’re doing Dry January – giving up water and sticking to alcohol.’
‘It’s America Thirst.’
‘It’s America Thirst.’
Monday
You haven’t got a lot on, Sire
‘You haven’t got a lot on, Sire.’
‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
‘Keir Starmer surviving has given me great hope for the future!’
Monday
‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
‘He’s not getting another present until we get a thank-you letter!’
‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
‘Is our flu coming to you, or is your flu coming to us?’
Saturday
‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
‘Are you a reliable news service or a propaganda outlet?’
Wednesday
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
‘It’s undermining justice, deciding if I’m naughty or nice without a jury.’
This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?
‘This black hole, Chancellor – is it in the room with us now?’
Wednesday
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
‘I’m waiting till Black Friday to do all my Christmas shoplifting.’
Wednesday
‘How is it that Starmer can fly all over the world in such a short space of time?’
‘How is it that Starmer can fly all over the world in such a short space of time?’
Wednesday
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
‘The driver’s gone to jail so he’s kept the engine running.’
