Nick Newman

Wednesday

1 July 2026

Nick Newman

‘I’m on Brexit benefits.’

Wednesday

24 June 2026

Nick Newman

‘OK, try counting something other than Brexit benefits.’

Wednesday

17 June 2026

Nick Newman

‘Oh no! I’ll lose all my followers.’

Nick Newman

More ChatGPT, Vicar?

Wednesday

10 June 2026

Nick Newman

‘Oh no! There’s no longer one born every minute.’

Wednesday

3 June 2026

Nick Newman

‘I don’t believe in Nicola Sturgeon.’

Nick Newman

‘I’m Labour whereas she’s Labour.’

Wednesday

27 May 2026

Nick Newman

‘I just can’t believe Starmer isn’t completely finished yet!’

Wednesday

20 May 2026

Nick Newman

‘Did the Crooked Man buy the Crooked House courtesy of a crypto billionaire?’

Wednesday

13 May 2026

Nick Newman

‘Let’s hope Starmer is allowed to exit with dignity.’

Nick Newman

‘Reform welcomes all donations.’

Wednesday

6 May 2026

Nick Newman

‘He may be a useless leader, but unfortunately there’s no one better’

Wednesday

29 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’

Wednesday

22 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’

Nick Newman

‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’

Wednesday

15 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’

Nick Newman

‘They’ll crucify him for this’

Wednesday

8 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’

Nick Newman

‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’

Tuesday

31 March 2026

Nick Newman

‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’