Nick Newman

Wednesday

20 May 2026

Nick Newman

‘Did the Crooked Man buy the Crooked House courtesy of a crypto billionaire?’

Wednesday

13 May 2026

Nick Newman

‘Let’s hope Starmer is allowed to exit with dignity.’

Nick Newman

‘Reform welcomes all donations.’

Wednesday

6 May 2026

Nick Newman

‘He may be a useless leader, but unfortunately there’s no one better’

Wednesday

29 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Any advice on how to deal with a nutter?’

Wednesday

22 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Does that mean more cock-ups?’

Nick Newman

‘A lot of Labour councillors won’t survive the day.’

Wednesday

15 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Of course it’s expensive – it tastes like petrol.’

Nick Newman

‘They’ll crucify him for this’

Wednesday

8 April 2026

Nick Newman

‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’

Nick Newman

‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’

Tuesday

31 March 2026

Nick Newman

‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’

Nick Newman

‘These free handouts are a betrayal of hardworking taxpayers!’

Wednesday

25 March 2026

Nick Newman

‘Fire, ambulance, or Kemi Badenoch?’

Thursday

12 March 2026

Nick Newman

I’m bunking off from home school

Nick Newman

A is the Ai

Wednesday

11 March 2026

Nick Newman

‘Today’s objective is to establish an objective.’

Wednesday

4 March 2026

Nick Newman

‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’

Nick Newman

‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’

Wednesday

25 February 2026

Nick Newman

The good news is you’re one step closer to the throne