Nick Newman

Wednesday

27 August 2025

Nick Newman

We’ve spent a fortune

Wednesday

20 August 2025

Nick Newman

When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country

Wednesday

13 August 2025

Nick Newman

Ten shillings

Nick Newman

Eyeliner

Wednesday

6 August 2025

Nick Newman

Enjoy the sewage

Wednesday

23 July 2025

Nick Newman

I’m going on holiday

Wednesday

16 July 2025

Nick Newman

We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats

Nick Newman

If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh

Wednesday

9 July 2025

Nick Newman

The sight of a politician

Nick Newman

Maybe there’s hope for the Tory party

Wednesday

2 July 2025

Nick Newman

Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl

Nick Newman

Oh no!

Wednesday

25 June 2025

Nick Newman

I hope to win

Wednesday

18 June 2025

Nick Newman

If it’s world war three

Wednesday

11 June 2025

Nick Newman

If the magic money tree can make a comeback…

Wednesday

4 June 2025

Nick Newman

Not Nigel Farage

Wednesday

28 May 2025

Nick Newman

Mrs Goggins dies of old age before she gets compensation

Wednesday

21 May 2025

Nick Newman

I take photos of my fat jab

Nick Newman

Stopped the boats

Wednesday

14 May 2025

Nick Newman

I tried following Nigel Farage and now I’m hooked