The perils of baby names
As a Warwickshire girl, born and bred, I am rarely one to take issue with Shakespeare. However, when the intensely drippy Juliet mused ‘What’s in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet,’ he may have committed a cardinal error. Only now, as I prepare to welcome a child into the world, do I realise how important names are. There’s the perennial dilemma: finding the sweet spot between ‘everyone is called this’ and ‘my child will get teased’. After all, you want a name that’s distinct but not an obvious bully-magnet, somewhere between ‘John Doe’ and ‘Moon Unit Zappa’. It’s important to maintain some secrecy. The question with which I am most bombarded by people who notice my bump is, ‘Have you thought of a name?