We are going to be learning percentages
'Today we are going to be learning percentages'
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Wednesday
Loathing Emmanuel Macron
‘You never really retire from loathing Emmanuel Macron’
I’m rehearsing for the coronation
‘I’m rehearsing for the coronation.’
Our kids are happy with their genders
‘Yes, our kids are happy with their genders.’
This one takes cash
‘It’s all right – this one takes cash.’
Wrong bins out
‘We put the wrong bins out!’
Good kisser
‘My new man is a good kisser but he’s no Dalai Lama.’
Real kings eat quiche
‘Real kings eat quiche.’
Nicola Sturgeon goes into hiding
We’ve all got a book in us
Wednesday
Is there a credible offer in the house?
‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’
Labour dirty tricks dept.
Green man
‘Make sure you wait for the Green Man’
Clean up the Met
We need to think outside the box
‘We need to think outside the box.’
I’ve been binge-watching Succession
‘I’m sorry for that outburst, I’ve been binge-watching Succession.’
Poor old Tantalus
‘Poor old Tantalus. They’ve gone and moved his retirement age back again.’
The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes
‘The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes.’