I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…
‘I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…’
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Wednesday
There’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup
‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’
These are our low fixed-rate mortgages…
‘And these are our low fixed-rate mortgages…’
Pawn shop
Not surprised
‘At 5.7 per cent I’m not surprised.’
Shortage of English teachers
Your cup runneth over
‘Your cup runneth over.’
I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead
‘Do you mind? I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead.’
Wednesday
Mortgage misery
‘What sort of mortgage misery are you looking for?’
I’m afraid
Bad news…
One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson
‘One day, son, all this won’t be about Boris Johnson.’
Just leave her be
‘Just leave her be – she identifies as a cat.’
AI poetry generator
If it’s pain you’re after
‘If it’s pain you’re after...’
Homeowner please help
To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying
‘To be honest, the job’s soul-destroying.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
‘It doesn’t do anything.’
Shoe shop
We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors
‘We had to remove the Hall of Mirrors because of complaints about body shaming.’