It’s that time of the year…
‘It’s not fair! All my friends are pathologised – why can’t I be?’
‘Up a bit...’
‘Do you remember your first unwanted kiss?’
‘Which free tote goes best?’
‘Look! Someone is stealing our doorbell camera!’
‘All that surplus wine the French want rid of... I’ll demolish it for them!’
‘I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”.’
‘I failed! Does that mean I get a peerage in the Liz Truss honours?’
‘My word! I thought the only one of these was in the British Museum!’
‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’
‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’
‘I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again, Michelangelo.’
‘Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?’
‘They say that on a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez.’