After all they’ve been through
‘After all they’ve been through, you have to admire the resilience of the British people.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
You’re not taking the “search for phones” directive a bit far, sir?
‘You’re not taking the “search for phones” directive a bit far, sir?’
Free stuff
Bit quiet in here tonight
‘Bit quiet in here tonight.’
She’ll try anything!
‘She’ll try anything!’
He suddenly keeled over
‘There he was, happily slagging off Putin, when he suddenly keeled over.’
I want to make it before I hit 30
‘I want to make it before I hit 30.’
An enormous deficit for your thoughts?
‘An enormous deficit for your thoughts?’
Institutionally racist
‘I can remember when this was all institutionally racist.’
Drink spiking
Do you have to be your true authentic self
‘Do you have to be your true, authentic self in the office?’
What’s your poison?
‘What’s your poison? Sugar, sweeteners or nanoplastics?’
Sometimes the book inside you is better just left there
‘Sometimes the book inside you is better just left there.’
Wednesday
No to rebranding
What would go well with a range of food intolerances?
‘What would go well with a range of food intolerances?’
Puberty blockers
You need to leave
‘I’m sorry darling, but the diversity, equity and inclusion officer says you need to leave.’
You can keep yours
‘You can keep yours.’