And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from
And what job do you want to be signed off with stress from when you’re older?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised
‘It’ll be a lot scarier once it’s renationalised.’
If you see anything suspicious
Return the stick
‘Why do you feel the need to return the stick every time he throws it?’
The new bestseller
Wednesday
We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’
Tinker Tailor
Openly Jewish
‘How openly Jewish are we talking, Control? Will we need back-up?’
Quarter of workforce sick
I’m doing workshy experience
‘I’m doing workshy experience.’
Rwanda bill
You need to break the years into manageable 49-day periods
‘You need to break the years into manageable 49-day periods.’
If he can survive
‘If he can survive this he really is bulletproof’
Taylor Swift album
‘Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?’
We used to look at memes together
‘What’s happened to us? We used to look at memes together.’
Wednesday
Older woman
‘I like an older woman – you could get me fags’
I’m sleeping rough
‘I’m sleeping rough as much as I can before they criminalise it.’
