You’re not a bit like Daniel Craig
‘You’re not a bit like Daniel Craig.’
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Wednesday
I need to rearm
Wait a minute
Dangerous mysogynist
‘I’m off to America where they don’t mind if you’re a dangerous misogynist.’
Mind the gap
‘Please mind the gap between your income and the cost of rail travel.’
It’s leasehold
‘It’s leasehold.’
Offer me
‘But what can you offer me?’
Train fare rise
It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist
‘Not just a nursery place. It’s never too early to get his name down for an NHS dentist.’
Wednesday
We can’t afford a gun to go with it
‘Unfortunately we can’t afford a gun to go with it.’
Expecting you
‘I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond’
Women’s sport has got a lot faster…
‘On the bright side, women’s sport has got a lot faster...’
He’s taken up beer and fags to make himself more popular with voters
‘He’s taken up beer and fags to make himself more popular with voters.’
I think I preferred fake news
‘I think I preferred fake news.’
DEI measures
‘I think we should get rid of our DEI measures.’
I’m required to score your pain levels from 0 to ten
‘I’m required to score your pain levels from 0 to ten, 0 being no pain...’
They’re March hares with complex mental health issues
‘We don’t say mad, Caspar – they’re March hares with complex mental health issues.’
Our kettle
‘Here comes our kettle.’
Self-defence class
Too many spin offs
‘He ruined it with too many spin-offs.’