‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
‘Didn’t you even bring him back a souvenir?’
‘He strays a lot further than we thought.’
‘Is he forgiving enough to send me back but this time with lots of money?’
‘Just when you think the doctors’ strike is over, it comes back.’
‘I’m worried that people won’t like me now they’re finding out about my dark side’
‘Did you go anywhere special this Easter?’
‘If you have to ask the price you can’t afford it.’
‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’
‘It’s a spoof about the World Cup, though FIFA will be hard to ridicule.’
‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’
‘How long do you spend on your scream now that you’ve banned the kids from the internet?’
‘If you can remember the 1922 Committee you weren’t there.’
‘Let me put it this way – if you have any Premium Bonds, draw them out now.’
Petrol shortage?
‘Would you like a non-overtly-Christian hot bun?’