Start spreading the news, we’re leaving today…
‘Start spreading the news, we’re leaving today...’
‘Start spreading the news, we’re leaving today...’
‘Ah! The village Green.’
‘Daddy, can you read me a bedside political narrative?’
‘Wanting to be a real boy was one thing – now he talks of wanting to be a real man.’
‘That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget.’
‘According to our records, you haven’t claimed your victimhood.’
‘You just can’t trust a Chancellor of the Exchequer.’
I’d far rather be in Rio, on Copacabana Beach!’
‘Halloween was last week. It must be fillers.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
‘Let’s increase taxes for everyone earning over an MP’s pay.’
‘She could have bought another cappuccino with that.’
‘No – you can’t get a dog.’
‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’