A mark of respect
‘As a mark of respect, I’m going to be really disrespectful after the funeral.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Shift in the conflict
You’re history, pal
‘You’re history, pal – make way for the King Charles spaniel.’
War, famine, death, media
Swapped genders
‘The Prime Minister and the Queen have swapped genders!’
It’s a moment in history
‘We just felt we had to be here, really, it’s a moment in history.’
Monarch of the Glen
Still too soon
‘And order something you won’t enjoy. It’s still too soon.’
He won’t want to talk to the likes of us any more
‘He won’t want to talk to the likes of us any more.’
Some business lunch!
‘Some business lunch! I took you to a restaurant.’
Thursday
A bit wooden
‘I find her a bit wooden.’
Conserve our electricity
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
New pub signs
New pub signs.
Try turning it off and turning it off again
‘Try turning it off and turning it off again.’
New Tory PM
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
Whatever goes up
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
Autumn week planner
‘The days are getting shorter.’
He’s offsetting his cancelled flight
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’
Good old days to look back on
‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
Coin collecting
‘Norman’s taken up coin collecting.’