Do you know how much eggs cost?
‘Do you know how much eggs cost?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Lords reform
I’ve made the children become vegans
‘I’ve made the children become vegans so that we don’t have to.’
Tuesday
Train strikes could ruin xmas
‘Bah! We wanted to do that.’
Wednesday
Are you standing down?
‘Are you standing down?’
You can only see Doc via Zoom
‘You can only see Doc via Zoom.’
Stuff of mythology
‘I thought they were the stuff of mythology too, but apparently there are people who like Matt Hancock.’
We’ve cut down on non-essentials
‘We’ve cut down on non-essentials, like children.’
The Christmas light
‘The Christmas light looks nice.’
Havn’t seen you in church
‘I haven’t seen you in church lately.’
It’s only a matter of time
‘It’s only a matter of time before Nicola Sturgeon gives us our independence.’
Out of stock
The blank pages are intentional
‘The blank pages in this Agatha Christie biography are intentional. They’re when she went missing.’
Mary and Joseph
‘Yes, I’m quite sure that Mary and Joseph did not wear “One Love” armbands.’
I use my tablet
‘No thanks. While my phone is charging I use my tablet.’
Thursday
We can’t afford a heated discussion
‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’
We don’t offend each other
‘What’s the matter with us – we don’t offend each other any more, dear.’
The cat’s dragged in an injured bird
‘The cat’s dragged in an injured bird.’
