Misinformation
‘We’re arresting him for misinformation.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Did you watch any good films over Christmas?
Unwanted gifts
‘We come bearing unwanted gifts.’
Hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse
‘We’re hiring more Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
What hope are you giving up this year?
‘What hope are you giving up this year?’
Swap shirts?
‘Swap shirts?’
Air opinions
‘Good news, everyone. Derek’s agreed not to air any opinions.’
Dry sherry January
Dry sherry January
Monday
Cultural appropriation
‘It might be a bit of fun to you, mate, but to me it’s cultural appropriation.’
Naighty or nice
‘Let’s check whether you’ve been naughty or nice.’
Upsetting the markets
‘You’re upsetting the markets.’
Extra money in the pudding
‘I trust there’s 11 per cent extra money in the pudding.’
Overpromised and underdelivered
‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’
Bingeing
I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless
‘I’m afraid this year the Christmas pudding has gone cashless.’
They go off and on
‘They go off and on...’
