School photo
‘We think you might be our son’s teacher.’
‘The dog sensitivity-read my homework.’
‘Sue Gray cracked the civil service code’
‘It’s the case against Boris Johnson’
‘It was a wood-burner but we converted it to books.’
‘Oh, and Mick, don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil” – it might imply support for Putin’
‘I don’t care what the Prime Minister says – he’s not touching our small boats.’
‘These are the uncensored versions of older books.’
‘Is it me – or is it getting heavier?’
‘I’ve come as Roald Dahl, miss. Turning in his grave’
‘If you really loved me you would have got me a tomato.’
‘Take these and you’ll never grow up.’
‘Oh look! He’s censoring his first words.’