He must have picked his socks up off the floor
‘He must have picked his socks up off the floor.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
It’s supposed to be fun
‘It’s supposed to be fun.’
Bless, they still believe
‘Bless, they still believe in a bearded old man who will give them whatever they want!’
My chatbot
‘My chatbot wife doesn’t understand me.’
Flag-waving
‘Oh no, not more flag-waving!’
Courier service
‘I’m looking for a courier service so I can send my washing home when I’m at uni.’
Live forever
Energy drinks
‘Keep Billy off energy drinks, Mrs Whizz.’
Wednesday
This won’t be the last
‘This won’t be the last shake-up at No. 10.’
We met on a hating app
‘We met on a hating app.’
What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?
‘What do you have that goes with Mounjaro?’
It doesn’t comply
‘It doesn’t comply with building regs.’
Intimacy co-ordinator
‘So, how long have you been an intimacy co-ordinator?’
Sandcastle
Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?
‘Do you think we could outsource this to the Chinese?’
I couldn’t get a childcare place
We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners
‘We pretend we’re robot vacuum cleaners and then we take over the world.’
They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade
‘They are fast becoming something akin to a crusade.’
Wednesday
Stand by
‘Stand by for Farage deportations!’
