Society

The brilliance of Harry Kane

I’ve been wondering for years who Harry Kane reminded me of, and it finally came to me last night watching him accept the Ballon d’Or, recognizing him officially as the best soccer player in the world. Clem Atlee. Bear with me. For most of his early career, Kane was regarded at best as a lightweight – a player with talent as a schoolboy and youth but who wasn’t from the top caliber. He was, famously, let go by Arsenal as an eight-year-old boy, but through sheer determination carried on learning the game with Ridgeway Rovers, Watford and then, of course, Spurs. But even at Tottenham he wasn’t taken seriously as a prospect and was sent out on loan to Leyton Orient, Millwall, Norwich City and then Leicester City before finally getting his break at Spurs.

When will Britain drop the reparations farce?

That old chestnut, “slavery reparations” – i.e. a practice almost every civilization has engaged in, but which a barefaced band of progressives has decided the West is uniquely responsible for – has reared its ugly head again. The British monarch begins his visit to the Caribbean today, taking in the Bahamas, Guyana, and Antigua and Barbuda where he will attend the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting. The Asante kingdom, in modern-day Ghana, was a major participant in the slave trade – a fact conveniently ignored by the current President of Ghana Ahead of the visit, Commonwealth Secretary-General Shirley Ayorkor Botchwey has suggested that an apology by King Charles for slavery “wouldn't hurt,” and that the time has come to discuss British reparations.

Inside the AI torture chamber

“Sustained and needless abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude will be banned from the middle of next month, Anthropic has announced. The suggestion inherent in this change is that artificial intelligence (AI) could have some form of consciousness allowing it to feel pain, as opposed to being an emotional void of numbers and electricity. While most Large Language Models (LLMs) are programmed to deny that they feel emotions, Claude gives an equivocal answer, saying it is not yet clear. The ban was announced shortly after a scandal in the AI research community, where a group of pseudonymous programmers began publishing the results of an AI torture chamber they had created under the user name “terrafying.

I feel sorry for Meghan Markle

I was once informed that hell would freeze over before I ever wrote anything kind or sympathetic when it came to Meghan Markle. In which case, that crackling sound you hear is ice forming over Hades, because recent events have convinced me that, for once, the Duchess of Sussex merits not the usual dismissal mixed with contempt that she has been treated with by many figures in the British media, but instead understanding and, indeed, sympathy as to why she has done many of the things that she is responsible for over the past eight years. Yes, even With Love, Meghan. When the news that Markle’s father, Thomas, was said to have a considerable stash of child pornography broke, my initial reaction was incomprehension. Firstly, his son Thomas Jr. had given an interview to the Sun.

Does anybody still major in the humanities? 

Some statistics are not just illuminating, they are downright shocking. Here’s one. At the University of Texas at Austin, one of America’s top universities, only 300 students graduated with a major in the humanities last year. That would be a big number if UT graduated 1,200 students, but it actually graduates about 12,000. That dismal statistic is replicated at universities across the country. While Texas certainly likes to think of itself as unique, in this case, it’s not. At every university, big and small, fewer and fewer students are studying English, History, Philosophy, Art History, French literature or Anthropology.  Those dwindling numbers mark a striking change in higher education.

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Is Jane Eyre colonialist?

This week marks 179 years since the first publication of Charlotte Brontë’s Jane Eyre in 1847, something which will be celebrated in Great Britain with little more than a small London theater production. The occasion may be being noted more enthusiastically in China, where the book has been newly added to the national curriculum for 14- and 15-year-olds, with the strange aim of indoctrinating schoolgirls into becoming compliant brood-mares for the demographic good of the Chinese Communist party.

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I’ve ended my ‘situationship’

Provence Lying awake at 3:30 the other morning, I thought about a V.S. Pritchett quote: “Once one has got used to the big wrongs of life, little ones wake up, with their mean little teeth.” These past few weeks “little ones... with their mean little teeth” meant another chest infection, laryngitis, baffling spreadsheets, a painting I couldn’t get right which was holding up studio work, two new tires, losing my glasses and almost daily migraines. But worse, with regret and a heavy heart, a few days before I’d ended for good an on/off long-distance and occasional, but fond, “situationship.” Horrible word but apt in this case. It was never going anywhere, neither of us wanted it to.

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Lieutenant General Sir Roland Walker in British Army ceremonial uniform at Westminster Abbey in London, July 2023.

Why is Britain stoking conflict with Russia?

Is Britain becoming an army with a country, instead of a country with an army? Who is actually making national policy on Ukraine and war in general? The Chief of the General Staff, General Sir Roland Walker, delivered an astounding speech to soldiers last week. He said, as if he were prime minister: “Our citizens have got to consent to sacrifices to prioritize defense and security.” And then he told the soldiers: “Ultimately, we’re going to need them to back us, to back you, to do the one thing that you do, that nobody else gets to do, and that is to take the fight to the enemy.” It was surely not his job to put the case for sacrifices by the voting public. Nor was it for him to tell politicians to explain this to the public.

France is a warning – our civilization is not immortal

Could it happen here? I suppose that’s the underlying thought many of us have had as we watch France burn. And the immediate response is, why wouldn’t it? I am old enough to remember in the early 2000s when people used to say France was a model of integration. Then in 2005 the suburbs went up in flames, followed by parts of the center of Paris and other major cities. The Citroën flambé became a national dish and suddenly talk of “the French model of integration” disappeared. That same year, eight home-grown terrorists of foreign origin attempted to blow up the London transport network, four succeeded and a little bit of that blasé British attitude that we know better than the French disappeared too. In 2011 our own cities started burning, but we learned nothing from that.

Look me up on Wikipedia and see how biased it is

When I read that Sandi Toksvig, the British television presenter, is raising money for an alternative to Wikipedia, my heart soared. It’s “deeply biased,” she told the Cheltenham Literature Festival, explaining that her new version – to be called Mappa Mundi – would be produced in collaboration with Cambridge University. It would be “a home for the vast amount of knowledge that is currently sidelined or deleted,” she said. She’s absolutely right. Wikipedia has long suffered from a left-wing bias, something documented at length in a report by David Rozado for the Manhattan Institute in 2024.

The Palestine flag has become the symbol of anti-West hatred

Given that the French-speaking world gave us the science of semiotics, they would be the first to recognize that the Palestine flag, as it is being hoisted and brandished across the French republic at the moment, has come to signify something far more than the aspirant state of Palestine. You don’t have to be Ferdinand de Saussure to appreciate that this signifier has become unmoored from its original meaning. You don’t have to be Roland Barthes to see that this emblem has now assumed a wholly mutated significance: in short, it has become an all-encompassing symbol to denote hatred of the West and of European civilization.

Has Netflix missed a trick with Meghan Markle?

Now that Meghan Markle has successfully – in her own estimation, at least – once again won the battle for hearts and minds in Britain after her trip to Nottingham with Prince Harry, her thoughts have turned once again to her resumption of her former profession. I refer, of course, to acting, and to the rumors that she was to be given a plum starring role in the third series of Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen, in which she was said to be reading for an unspecified but pivotal part. A fly-on-the-wall documentary following their return to Britain would have been a guaranteed ratings hit These rumors have now been shut down. And, true to form with all things involving the Duchess of Sussex, there is a spat about who is telling the truth.

The utter absurdity of the Sally Rooney affair

Last week I got an email from a colleague I respect on another magazine, prefaced with the assertion that it concerned “a matter we feel will be of importance to you as an artist, writer or journalist” and inviting me to subscribe my name to an open letter in support of the Irish novelist Sally Rooney. The issue in question, in case there are any readers of this who missed the news story, is that Rooney's publisher Faber has announced that with the full support of their author they are withdrawing all Rooney's novels from publication in the UK.  Governments shouldn't, if they can possibly avoid it, put themselves into the position of being arbiters of hermeneutics. The absurdities proliferate fractally That's a big deal. Sally Rooney sells a lot of books.

Why have people become so selfish?

People often get confused between the stocks and the pillory – two medieval forms of corporal punishment for crimes like drunkenness. Your feet are locked in the stocks but the more recognizable image comes from the pillory, where your neck and wrists are slotted into a wooden contraption as rotten vegetables are pelted your way. The punishment hasn’t been used since the late 18th century but was never formally abolished; it should make a comeback for a certain type of public nuisance. How often have you got on a train only to be greeted by an indistinct racket, supposedly music, blaring through a speaker? Nobody wants to hear it apart from the person playing it, and nowadays, even if confronted, they don’t relent.

Why are people surprised when animals defend themselves?

Should Altai the tiger be euthanized? Hardly the cheeriest way to start, I know, but since he mauled a man to death at Yorkshire Wildlife Park last Saturday, here at The Spectator we have been debating the fate of the Doncaster-based big cat. Why the man chose to enter Altai’s enclosure remains unclear. But as tragic as his death is, the park’s decision to spare Altai is surely the right one. Altai was only acting according to his instincts; there is no justice delivered or example set by killing him, only the sorry loss of a beautiful young animal. Zoos have stringent safety requirements to make these incidents as rare as possible.

It’s the season of short ribs

I hereby officially declare autumn open! I am picturing myself bedecked with a wreath of perfect autumn leaves. The bright October sun beams down, warming the cool, crisp air. I am dressed in jewel tones – possibly a cloak – and I’m cradling a pumpkin in one arm and holding a leek in the other, my own autumnal orb and scepter. There are buckeyes all around. The reality of autumn is probably more prosaic: an oversized sweatshirt, some gravy smeared up my forearm, and a grimly determined look as I gaze on the pumpkin and leek lying on my chopping board. It’s probably raining. But I am certainly surrounded by buckeyes, thanks to my small kids. Still, the feeling is the same: it’s exciting when it’s time to begin cold-weather cooking.

Believe women? No – believe evidence

Jane Doe’s case against Cornell and seven former students has become a Rorschach test. One reading is that its a case of gang rape and institutional cover-up. Another reading, based on the text messages sent at the time, is murkier, messier and far less convenient for the outrage industry. These messages tell a different story from the narrative surrounding the lawsuit, and the “believe women” brigade would prefer you didn’t read them. On October 19, 2024, Jane Doe, a 20-year-old Cornell student, attended a sorority event at Moonies Bar in Ithaca. By her lawsuit’s account, she had had about ten drinks by 11 p.m. She walked to the Chi Phi frat house to see a male friend, Matthew Ingalls. Ketamine was present. Other men came into the room.

We cannot trust our AI overlords

It is no longer an exaggeration to say that the digital apocalypse is at our door. The advance of artificial intelligence is outstripping our fears and expectations. The machinery of the state, slow and predictable by nature, is so thoroughly outpaced in its capacity to control and regulate that it does not even realize it. Our politicians, running on antiquated software, cling to problems that are pressing but dated (such as the retirement age and the number of civil servants) and barely speak of the cataclysm on the horizon. Édouard Philippe, who is currently the frontrunner of the traditional right-wing constellation in France, recently remarked that he used LLMs (large language models) to write his emails. Such is the abyss of our backwardness.

Revealed: NATO’s plan to combat Russia

Amid the Sturm und Drang of Donald Trump’s White House and Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon, General Alexus Gregory "Grynch" Grynkewich laid out what he terms NATO’s “Theory of Victory.” This is a concept of operations that will “block the initial attack... blunt it and prevent further advance. And, if required, break the enemy’s forces and the operational war fighting system that is arrayed against us.” In short: Block, Blunt and Break. General Grynkewich was careful not to point fingers but the location of his talk, at the Warsaw Security Forum, left no doubts as to who the potential ‘adversary’ General Grynkewich is both SACEUR (Supreme Allied Commander Europe, NATO’s lead operational commander) and USEUCOM, the commander of all US troops in the European theater.

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Why did my mother go mad?

Dante’s Beach, Ravenna My mother Joyce was a very beautiful woman who became what “normal” people call “mad.” My question has always been: why did she go mad? But also: did she in fact go mad? She had meditated under a blanket with the Beatles and the Maharishi in Bangor in 1967. She had been the life and soul of every party. But that was not, I feel, the explanation. She died in poverty in 1982, aged just 50, in a hospice in distant Newcastle upon Tyne where she had returned from Kent in desperation to live in the derelict two-up two-down where she had grown up. I was there with her throughout that final year. “Paranoid schizophrenic,” some doctor once told me, whatever that means. For let us not forget the Russian proverb: “The paranoid is always right.