Wilbur

‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’

From our US edition

‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’

‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’

‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’

‘The old rules-based order is history.’

From our US edition

The old rules-based order is history

And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?

‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’

‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’

‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’