Wilbur

Wednesday

7 January 2026

Wilbur

And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…

Monday

8 December 2025

Wilbur

And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?

Wilbur

Robin

Saturday

6 December 2025

Wilbur

‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’

Wednesday

26 November 2025

Wilbur

‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’

Wednesday

19 November 2025

Wilbur

‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’

Wilbur

Ah, some good news for once

Wednesday

12 November 2025

Wilbur

‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’

Wilbur

Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs

Wednesday

5 November 2025

Wilbur

Come on Donald, amuse me

Wilbur

‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’

Wednesday

29 October 2025

Wilbur

Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?

Wilbur

‘Move over!’

Wednesday

22 October 2025

Wilbur

‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’

Wilbur

I want the credit for this!

Wilbur

The Belittled Prince

Wednesday

15 October 2025

Wilbur

‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’

Wednesday

8 October 2025

Wilbur

How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?

Wilbur

‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’

Wilbur

I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.