Wilbur

Wednesday

12 November 2025

Wilbur

‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’

Wilbur

Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs

Wednesday

5 November 2025

Wilbur

Come on Donald, amuse me

Wilbur

‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’

Wednesday

29 October 2025

Wilbur

Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?

Wilbur

‘Move over!’

Wednesday

22 October 2025

Wilbur

‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’

Wilbur

I want the credit for this!

Wilbur

The Belittled Prince

Wednesday

15 October 2025

Wilbur

‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’

Wednesday

8 October 2025

Wilbur

How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?

Wilbur

‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’

Wilbur

I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.

Wednesday

1 October 2025

Wilbur

‘This is no time for a leadership contest’

Wilbur

‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’

Wednesday

24 September 2025

Wilbur

‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’

Wednesday

17 September 2025

Wilbur

What have we done to deserve this?

Wilbur

You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading

Wednesday

10 September 2025

Wilbur

Don’t make assumptions

Wednesday

3 September 2025

Wilbur

This won’t be the last