I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk
‘I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
Wednesday
Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now
‘Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now.’
‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
Wednesday
I remember when all this was fields
‘I remember when all this was fields.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
Wednesday
‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
Thursday
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
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‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
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‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
Wednesday
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
Wednesday
‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
Wednesday
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
‘At least we’ve got water.’
‘At least we’ve got water.’
There’s an app for that now
Friday
‘The old rules-based order is history.’
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‘The old rules-based order is history.’
Wednesday
The old rules-based order is history
‘The old rules-based order is history.’
