Wilbur

Wednesday

17 June 2026

Wilbur

‘I’ve found a sweet “How to Avoid a Social Media Ban” guide on TikTok.’

Wednesday

10 June 2026

Wilbur

‘The Americans have never understood football.’

Wednesday

3 June 2026

Wilbur

‘What’s Radio 4?’

Wednesday

27 May 2026

Wilbur

Visions of the future

Wilbur

We can’t even get our Ryan to leave his bedroom

Wednesday

20 May 2026

Wilbur

His inner monologue is in the third person

Wednesday

13 May 2026

Wilbur

‘It’s the best stalking horse we can muster.’

Wilbur

‘I listened to the King’s Speech – but now I’m really going for it.’

Wilbur

‘I don’t like the Greens’ policies on small boats.’

Wednesday

29 April 2026

Wilbur

‘The shooter’s a total whack job’

Wilbur

50% of dogs…

Wednesday

8 April 2026

Wilbur

Moon cow

Wilbur

‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’

Tuesday

31 March 2026

Wilbur

‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’

Wilbur

Phone from birth

Wednesday

25 March 2026

Wilbur

‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’

Wilbur

‘Any mention of the environment?’

Wednesday

18 March 2026

Wilbur

‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’

Wednesday

11 March 2026

Wilbur

‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’

Wednesday

4 March 2026

Wilbur

I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk