Wilbur

Yesterday

7 October 2026

Wilbur

‘Rough times all round for greens.’

Wednesday

30 September 2026

Wilbur

‘I said has anything new happened?’

Wilbur

‘Hope, eh Andy?’

Wednesday

23 September 2026

Wilbur

‘I’m afraid the pumpkins are very small this year.’

Wednesday

16 September 2026

Wilbur

‘Tourist taxes apply.’

Wednesday

26 August 2026

Wilbur

‘I failed my A-levels.’

Wilbur

‘I wouldn’t go in there after dark!’

Wednesday

19 August 2026

Wilbur

‘Richard Tice says we should enjoy the heat.’

Wilbur

Tourists go home

Wilbur

‘We struggle to keep the garden under control these days.’

Wednesday

12 August 2026

Wilbur

‘I hope you’ve installed aircon by the time I get back.’

Wednesday

5 August 2026

Wilbur

The Rodyssey

Wilbur

‘Where did you get this leg of spider?’

Wednesday

29 July 2026

Wilbur

‘Andy Burnham will rescue us.’

Wilbur

‘Would you care to tip?’

Wednesday

22 July 2026

Wilbur

‘How many prime ministers have I missed?’

Wednesday

15 July 2026

Wilbur

In Out

Wilbur

‘Taking cash from fraudsters, or their mothers, is never a good idea.’

Wednesday

24 June 2026

Wilbur

‘I think I preferred it when she was doomscrolling.’

Wilbur

‘There’s a new left-wing government forecast.’