Moon cow
Wilbur
Wednesday
‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’
‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’
Tuesday
‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’
‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’
Wednesday
‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’
‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’
‘Any mention of the environment?’
‘Any mention of the environment?’
Wednesday
‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’
‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’
Wednesday
‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’
‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’
Wednesday
I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk
‘I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk.’
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
Wednesday
Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now
‘Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now.’
‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’
Wednesday
I remember when all this was fields
‘I remember when all this was fields.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’
Wednesday
‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’
Thursday
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
From our US edition
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
From our US edition
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
Wednesday
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’
‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’