Wilbur

‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’

Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now

I remember when all this was fields

‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’

‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’

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‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’

‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’

‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’

‘The old rules-based order is history.’

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The old rules-based order is history