Wilbur

Wednesday

13 May 2026

Wilbur

‘I listened to the King’s Speech – but now I’m really going for it.’

Wilbur

‘I don’t like the Greens’ policies on small boats.’

Wednesday

29 April 2026

Wilbur

‘The shooter’s a total whack job’

Wilbur

50% of dogs…

Wednesday

8 April 2026

Wilbur

Moon cow

Wilbur

‘Language! You’re not the President of the USA.’

Tuesday

31 March 2026

Wilbur

‘I am doing the Easter egg hunt with my AI-enabled drone.’

Wilbur

Phone from birth

Wednesday

25 March 2026

Wilbur

‘I compulsively fantasise about having sex with attractive women I meet.’

Wilbur

‘Any mention of the environment?’

Wednesday

18 March 2026

Wilbur

‘At least we’re not affected by rising oil prices.’

Wednesday

11 March 2026

Wilbur

‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’

Wednesday

4 March 2026

Wilbur

I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk

Wilbur

‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’

Wednesday

25 February 2026

Wilbur

Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now

Wilbur

‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’

Wednesday

18 February 2026

Wilbur

I remember when all this was fields

Wilbur

‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’

Wednesday

11 February 2026

Wilbur

‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’

Wilbur

Roses are red