‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’
Wednesday
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
‘At least we’ve got water.’
‘At least we’ve got water.’
There’s an app for that now
Friday
‘The old rules-based order is history.’
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‘The old rules-based order is history.’
Wednesday
The old rules-based order is history
‘The old rules-based order is history.’
‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’
And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…
‘And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone...’
Monday
And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?
‘And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?’
Saturday
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’
Wednesday
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’
Wednesday
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’
Ah, some good news for once
‘Ah, some good news for once.’
Wednesday
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’
Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs
‘Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs.’
Wednesday
Come on Donald, amuse me
‘Come on Donald, amuse me.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’
‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’