They drain your energy at this age
‘They drain your energy at this age, don’t they?’
Wilbur
Thursday
I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll
‘I came into politics for the sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll.’
Thursday
Cancel Netflix
‘I’ve had to cancel Netflix. Do you mind if we get straight down to the “chill”?’
The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink
‘The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink.’
Thursday
It’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall
‘So cool – it’s like an NFT you can hang on your wall!’
Thursday
Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing
‘Of course, there was no suggestion of any wrongdoing.’
Thursday
A less hazardous energy source
‘One day they might decide to move towards a less hazardous energy source.’
On the bright side
‘On the bright side, the days are getting longer.’
Thursday
I’d like to thank my fighting coach
‘I’d like to thank my fighting coach...’
Thursday
Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world
'Ah, spring! Wonder what’s been going on in the world.’
Thursday
We will still need to present our biometric information
‘Of course, we will still need to present our biometric information.’
Thursday
Pestilence, take a well-earned break.
‘Pestilence, take a well-earned break. War, you’re up.’
At least we can escape for a while
‘At least we can escape for a while from all the senseless violence on the news.’
Liberating you from your valuables
‘I’m liberating you from your valuables’
Thursday
Boris bullish
‘Is that a typo?’
Thursday
The price of tongue of dog has tumbled
‘One bit of good news — the price of tongue of dog has tumbled.’
Thursday
Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated
‘Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated...’
