All this politics is making me hungry
‘All this politics is making me hungry.’
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
You will soon go back to working at the office
‘I foresee you will soon go back to working at the office.’
Now Djokovic is above the law
‘Now Djokovic is above the law.’
Thursday
End of free lateral flow tests?
‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
Thursday
Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early
‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
It was my main present
‘It was my main present. Dad said it will be worth more if it’s unopened.’
Thursday
Robot took my job
‘First the robot took my job, now it’s getting off with Miss Pinkerton.’
Happy New Year, whatever
‘Happy New Year, whatever.’
Ghost of Christmas future
‘I am the Ghost of Christmas Future! He/him.’
Ego-crazed billionaires
‘It’s the three ego-crazed billionaires.’
We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid
‘We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid.’
Thursday
Save Christmas
‘I thought they were trying to save Christmas’
When shall we three meet again?
Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!
‘Cinderella, you shall go to the ball! Er... as long as it’s necessary socialising...’
Thursday
Cared for by the system
‘I’m sure when we reach the end of our working lives we’ll be well cared for by the system.’
Thursday
An app for this
‘There’s an app for this now.’
