I’m eating my curds
‘I’m sure when we reach the end of our working lives we’ll be well cared for by the system.’
‘There’s an app for this now.’
‘If only there was some alternative!’
‘Don’t worry, I’m just here for Democracy.’
‘Now I think we should just let the coast come to us.’
‘Can you believe this, Phil?… Phil?!’
‘We always watch horror at Halloween.’
‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’
‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’
‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’
‘The getaway driver’s still queuing for petrol!’
‘Relax, the early bird’s still working from home.’
‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’
Little Green Riding Hood
‘Much as I applaud your tree-planting initiative...’
‘I’m sure Andrew would fly to New York and clear his name if international travel wasn’t so difficult.’
‘It’s a representation of the current travel guidelines.’