Holiday lets
Wilbur
Thursday
Thursday
I’m worried about Beth
‘I’m worried about Beth. She doesn’t seem to like football like other girls.’
Thursday
NHS on its knees
... which both need operations
Thursday
If our flight hadn’t been cancelled…
‘Just think, if our flight hadn’t been cancelled we’d be in the sun right now.’
Thursday
One day, son
‘One day, son, all this will be yours.’
Thursday
Max! You’re not in the House of Commons
‘Max! You’re not in the House of Commons.’
With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there
‘With the price of these strawberries, it feels like we’re really there.’
Thursday
Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth
‘Getting a dental appointment is like pulling teeth.’
Thursday
Stagflation
Stagflation
Thursday
The £100-a-tank
‘The £100-a-tank tests have not started well.’
The barefaced cheek of the man!
‘The barefaced cheek of the man!’
Thursday
We shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children
‘Perhaps we shouldn’t talk about Andrew in front of the children.’
Wednesday
Imperial measurements may return
‘We’ll be able to measure all the stuff we can no longer afford in pounds and ounces.’
Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog
‘Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog.’
Thursday
Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government
‘Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government!’
Thursday
What did you do in the war on civil servants?
‘Daddy, what did you do in the war on civil servants?’
Thursday
Telephone consultations
‘I’m afraid I can only currently offer telephone consultations.’
