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After Nigel Farage stepped down as leader of the Ukip party following his defeat in South Thanet, he hastily 'unresigned' days later. The move led to a Ukip civil war which saw Patrick O'Flynn rebel against the party leader, leading to both of Farage's senior aides standing down. Now one of his advisors has had their resignation rejected and their contract renewed. After Mr S revealed last month that Matthew Richardson, the party secretary, was expected to 'unresign', the Times' Red Box reports today that Richardson's contract has been extended with the party refusing to accept his resignation. A Ukip party spokesman confirms the reappointment to Steerpike: 'The post of Party secretary is a two year appointment.

When Ivan Massow appeared on LBC last month, the London mayoral hopeful had a car crash interview. He was outed on air for advertising for a campaign assistant for his mayoral bid at a rate of £6.50 per hour, below the London living wage, despite preaching about how expensive it is to live in London. What's more, the fact that he was employing someone on a wage below the living wage appeared to come as something of a surprise to the businessman, which can be viewed from the 7.40 mark on the video: 'We don't actually have anyone on that... oh God.' The incident provoked the ire of LBC presenter Iain Dale who was quick to blast Massow on Twitter: Ivan Massow wants to be Mayor of London. If he can't answer this simple question from @ShelaghFogarty... http://t.

David Cameron's recently departed speechwriter Clare Foges earned the affectionate nickname 'the Prime Minister's Larynx' for her work assisting Cameron with his public speaking, so her Times column today will make for some interesting reading for her former colleagues in No. 10. Despite the Tories winning a majority in the election, Foges, who used to work as an ice cream driver, has offered the Conservatives a shopping list on how they can 'reset their image' and shrug off their 'nasty party' tag. The poet, who has been working for Cameron since 2009, calls for the Department of Health to be made a cross party department - presumably by appointing both Burnham and Hunt, as well as suggesting Cameron makes National Citizen Service compulsory.

Alex Salmond's reintroduction to Parliament has hit a few bumps in the road this week. He was criticised on Tuesday when he appeared to use Charles Kennedy's death as an opportunity to push Scottish independence. Now, Salmond has told Anna Soubry, the small business minister, to 'behave herself, woman'. During a House of Commons debate last night on devolution, he stopped his speech and scolded Soubry for her behaviour in the chamber: 'Luckily the honourable lady is on the front bench so therefore won't be standing for chair on one of these select committees, otherwise she would have done her chances no good whatsoever.

Could there be trouble in doggy paradise? Sarah Vine has previously revealed that their family dog Snowy (a Bichon 'ish' dog, who was the runner up in the Westminster Dog of the Year, 2015) is 'married' to Lola, George Osborne's bichon frise. But could it be that Lola has been forced into this canine partnership? Word reaches Steerpike that Osborne's pedigree pup is having difficulty interacting with other dogs. Mr S's newshound says that she is regularly spotted being taken for walks in St James's Park, where it has been noticed that Lola has a fear of other dogs. Perhaps it's best not to expect a litter of Tory puppies any time soon.

Ever since the 56 SNP MPs arrived in Parliament, their main focus seems to be battling Dennis Skinner for his seat. Happily, the Scottish Nationalists appeared to have a night off from pestering the 83-year-old MP yesterday, with Angus MacNeil teaming up with the Conservatives to take on the Lords in Macmillan Cancer Support's annual Parliamentary Tug of War: [caption id="attachment_9147112" align="alignnone" width="510"] Angus MacNeil, the SNP MP, helps his team to clinch victory against the Lords[/caption] Although the battle was close, the Commons men, captained by Mike Penning MP, came out on top over the Lords, who were led jointly by Lord Dobbs and Lord Collins of Highbury.

The first PMQs of the new Parliament will kick off shortly and Commons watchers will be looking to see if Dennis Skinner remains in his usual spot. The socialist firebrand, along with fellow members of Labour's so-called awkward squad, has previously occupied the second opposition front bench — until the SNP’s 56 MPs came along and attempted to oust him. But it appears that peace has broken out. The Sun’s Kevin Schofield reports that an agreement has been done to allow Skinner and Father of the House Gerald Kaufman to remain on the front bench, alongside SNP members. Other members of the awkward squad are not so lucky. As one nationalist MP informs Mr S: ‘Dennis Skinner isn't the one we're targeting -- we have huge respect for him.