Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Tuesday

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Chris Evans performs U-turn over Top Gear job

After Jeremy Clarkson was suspended from Top Gear following a fracas with a show producer, reports soon emerged claiming Chris Evans would be his replacement. However, the radio host was quick to 'categorically' deny these reports: https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/575611650260254720 While Mr S had been more than happy to 'discount' his candidacy, it turns out that Evans should really never say never. The BBC have announced today that Evans is in fact Clarkson's successor. He confirmed the news in a statement: 'I’m thrilled, Top Gear is my favourite programme of all time. Created by a host of brilliant minds who love cars and understand how to make the massively complicated come across as fun, devil-may-care and effortless.

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Richard Desmond: I made £5,000 profit from Labour donation

Although Richard Desmond recently pledged his allegiance to Ukip's Nigel Farage, the media mogul previously backed Tony Blair, with the owner of the Express papers donating £100,000 to Labour in 2001. Now, in his new biography Richard Desmond: The Real Deal, Desmond claims that he made a £5,000 profit from the donation. Desmond writes that the donation came about after he attended a dinner with Lord Alli: 'Waheed said Tony really liked me. Would I make a contribution to the party? What they didn’t realise was that I had put everything I’d ever had – some £37 million – into the Express, along with £97 million that I had borrowed, my house and half my pension pot.

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Battle of the pundits: Owen Jones vs ‘the Katie Hopkins of the Blairite right’

Today the BBC invited arch-enemies Dan Hodges and Owen Jones onto Daily Politics to discuss the Labour leadership battle. What began as a civil exchanging of views over Jeremy Corbyn's inclusion on the ballot, rapidly turned into an all-out spat with Jones calling Hodges 'the Katie Hopkins of the Blairite right': DH: You've insisted he's on the ballot, he's on the ballot. Do you now want him to win? OJ: Yeah, I'll be supporting and fighting for Jeremy Corbyn DH: So you genuinely think if Jeremy Corbyn is leader of the Labour party, the British people will elect Jeremy Corbyn?

Monday

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Lionel Richie is an unusual ‘Face in the Crowd’ on Parliament visit

You might expect to see Lionel Richie pass outside your door, if you were in the Ivy last night, or in the VIP yurt of this month's Glastonbury Festival. But hello, which peer was he looking for this afternoon? The global superstar and former Commodores front man was accompanied by Lord Levy, after the two hit it off last week at an anniversary dinner for Jewish Care. Lord Levy appeared to be giving him a tour almost up there on the ceiling: https://twitter.com/ParlyApp/status/610445837563465728 https://twitter.com/BBCJLandale/status/610448057440804864 https://twitter.com/ParlyApp/status/610449582565261312 Richie was not up there all night long though, however, and was spotted heading off in the direction of the Speaker's Office.

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David Starkey defends his comments comparing the SNP to the Nazis

Over the weekend, David Starkey caused outrage in Scotland when he compared the SNP to the Nazis. While the SNP MP Kirsten Oswald was quick to dismiss Starkey as a 'serial utterer of bile and bilge', others called for an apology from the historian. So, how did Starkey feel this morning having had time to reflect on his comments? Turns out, he didn't feel all that different. Answering a question on Sky News about whether he regretted his comments, Starkey said he did not, explaining that he stood by what he had said: Starkey said the SNP were a 'virulently nationalist party' and blamed political correctness for the backlash: 'It's time we call things by their proper names. That's all I'm trying to do.

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Lesley Garrett: Labour chose the wrong Miliband brother

As a Doncaster resident, Lesley Garrett is well acquainted with her local MP Ed Miliband. However, the soprano was left disappointed by Labour's effort in the general election. In an interview ahead of her performance in Garsington Opera’s production of Così fan tutte, Garrett -- who is a loyal Labour supporter -- blamed their election defeat in part on the party choosing the wrong Miliband brother to lead the party: 'Yes. I think most people do. I think his brother had more experience, and a more authoritative voice. I think Ed was very good at what he did, and I think the two of them together would have been unstoppable.

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Jeremy Clarkson returns to the BBC to work on Top Gear

After Jeremy Clarkson was suspended by the BBC over an alleged fracas with a Top Gear producer, the presenter got on stage at a charity bash and told the audience that the BBC were ‘f—ing b—–ds’. Clarkson was later sacked and the corporation went to such lengths to erase the memory of the presenter from their channels that they pixelated his face in an episode of W1A. So Mr S was glad to hear that relations are now more amiable. The BBC have confirmed reports today that Clarkson recently undertook new work for the BBC, recording a voiceover for a final Top Gear special: 'He has done the voiceover for Top Gear. He came in to the BBC the week before last.

Saturday

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Richard Ingrams tipped as next editor of The Lady

As England’s longest-running weekly magazine for women, The Lady magazine has an illustrious roll call of former employees. However in recent years, its editors have often attracted attention for the wrong reasons. Boris Johnson's sister Rachel was appointed as editor in 2009 but departed three years later following a feud with the publisher Ben Budworth's mother Julia, who claimed that Rachel was 'sex-obsessed'. History was then made when Budworth appointed Matt Warren as her successor, making him the magazine's first male editor. Alas, he too had an undesired effect when it was revealed that he was having an affair with his secretary.

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Bilderberg security is stepped up to protect masters of the universe from journalists

This weekend the masters of the universe will gather at the annual Bilderberg conference. The secretive summit, which is being held in Austria, sees heads of banks and company CEOs mix with political heavyweights including the former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, US pollster Jim Messina, George Osborne and... Ed Balls. No notes are taken, no media are invited to cover the event, and the outcome is never revealed which has led conspiracy theorists to go into overdrive. Theories range from plans for a New World Order to world domination by lizards.

Friday

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Vanity Fair editor calls Caitlyn Jenner ‘Bruce’

After Bruce Jenner's transformation into Caitlyn Jenner was unveiled in Vanity Fair with a cover titled 'Call me Caitlyn', the Twitter mob went into overdrive with thousands rushing to tweet their congratulations. However, as Mr S's colleague Brendan O'Neill reported, not all tweets were well received. Drake Bell, a former American child star, became the subject of abuse after he tweeted ‘Sorry… still calling you Bruce’. A Twitter robot called @she_not_he has since been set up 'looking for anyone who uses the “he” pronoun in conjunction with Caitlyn Jenner’s name’. So Mr S has concerns for Vanity Fair's UK editor, Henry Porter.

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Ed Vaizey offers the BBC a survival tip

Given that John Whittingdale once described the licence fee as 'worse than the poll tax', the BBC were reported to be less than thrilled when David Cameron appointed the Tory MP as Culture Secretary ahead of the corporation's charter renewal next year. However, should the BBC be concerned about the impending decision, culture minister Ed Vaizey has at least offered an early pointer about the type of programmes the corporation ought to be commissioning. Vaizey took to Twitter to praise his old chum Andrew Roberts on his Napoleon documentary for the BBC. He says that it is 'just the kind of programme' the BBC 'should be making': https://twitter.

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Jonathan Aitken says farewell to Alan Rusbridger

Sore heads over at the Guardian this morning after yet another leaving party for Alan Rusbridger. In what Mr S makes to be Rusbridger's third leaving do, politicians and celebrities gathered at the Battlebridge Room of Kings Place to raise a glass to the departed editor. Ed Miliband chatted away to Benedict Cumberbatch over a bottle of Sol, while Chuka Umunna and Harriet Harman tucked into the prosecco. No sign of any of the Labour leadership contenders, but a smattering of Tories were in attendance, including Lord Grade and David Davis. Perhaps the most surprising appearance was from Jonathan Aitken - after all, it was Rusbridger's dogged pursuit of the disgraced former Tory MP that saw him jailed in 1999 for perjury.

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Jemima Goldsmith: my Tinder has ‘loads of Pakistanis and people with beards’

Jemima Goldsmith's love life has been well documented by the red tops in recent years, with her former loves including Imran Khan and Russell Brand. So Mr S was pleased to hear that - in the name of research - she has been adopting a new approach and experimenting with the dating app Tinder. Goldsmith took to the stage at Vanity Fair's digital summit to conduct a Q&A with the app's founder Sean Rad. Things started off politely with Jemima, who is the sister of Zac Goldsmith, quizzing Rad over why he had come up with the idea for the app, which has over 50 million active users: 'I think meeting people should be fun. The ultimate aim is to be the place you go to when you want to meet somebody new and sort of make these connections.

Thursday

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Jacob Rees-Mogg asks Gove for a Magna Carta

Jacob Rees-Mogg told the House on Thursday that his favourite activity is making speeches on Europe and 'if the House isn't sitting, I do it at home'. That's not the only place he opines on the subject. Mr S was enjoying some supper at the Savile Club on Wednesday evening, with his comrades from 'Conservatives for Liberty'. The noble sounding group is made up of your average Tory boys, with facial hair that would not have looked out of place in the Continental Army circa 1776. While the evening was meant to be a celebration of the Magna Carta, with David Davis and John Redwood in attendance, the conversation in the room kept going in one direction: Europe.

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Revealed: the lords who haven’t paid their bar tabs

Members of the House of Commons were reprimanded in the media for splashing out £11,000 in just one week in Parliament’s subsidised bars. Still, credit where credit is due, at least the politicians paid for their drinks. This is more than can be said for some members of the House of Lords. Despite the restaurants and bars in the House of Lords being so heavily subsidised that champagne is cut-price and lobster a mere £10 in the Barry Room, a Freedom of Information request shows that some members aren't paying up. As of 8 April, there was an outstanding bill of over a month for £500 worth of food and drink ordered by members of the House of Lords. Among the worst offenders were Lord Razzall, the Lib Dem peer, who owed £114.

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Farage’s former aide lets rip about working for Ukip: ‘I totally regret it’

The Ukip civil war may be over for now but that doesn't mean its casualties aren't still reeling in the aftermath. Nigel Farage's former aide Raheem Kassam has carried out a 'tell-all' interview with the Guardian, after he was forced to step down last month. Speaking about his time working for Ukip, Kassam offers some parting shots against those who crossed him, saying he 'totally' regrets the experience: 'I don’t mean it was a horrible experience. But I’ve taken a big hit for nothing. The only good thing that’s come out of this are friendships ... But have I got anything else apart from looking at much of Ukip and thinking you are just a bunch of ragtag, unprofessional, embarrassing people who let Nigel down at every juncture? No.

Wednesday

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Alan Rusbridger and the Sword of Truth

When Alan Rusbridger stepped down as the editor of the Guardian last month, there were emotional scenes at Guardian HQ as he handed his crown to his successor Katharine Viner. In fact so emotional, that some bright spark thought the storyline was perfect for a film: The video - which Mr S titles 'Alan Rusbridger and the Sword of the Truth' - runs through Rusbridger's achievements while at the paper, and offers startling insight into the man behind the legend as he reveals what he eats for breakfast. 'It's true Guardian editors really do eat muesli,' he tells the camera on the day of the Murdoch hearing. Other highlights include Rusbridger showing off his 'sword of truth'.

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Lord Ashcroft opens bidding for the #EdStone

With the Labour party under increasing scrutiny for taking donations from the trade unions, they may have to start to rely more heavily on private donors. So it's good news that Lord Ashcroft, the former Tory deputy chairman, is willing to help the party out financially. Ashcroft says that if Labour wish to sell the now infamous #EdStone, the 8ft high 'policy cenotaph' Miliband had made to honour Labour's election promises, he will dig deep: https://twitter.com/LordAshcroft/status/608605863595659264 Should the party decide to accept, this would make Ashcroft one of the party's biggest new donors. Given that Lakshmi Mittal, the non-dom steel tycoon who has donated £5.

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David Cameron’s intricate knowledge of Chinese Warlords

The Prime Minister was on boisterous from at PMQs today, welcoming the Labour Party's new found support for an EU referendum in the division lobbies last night. Cameron described it as 'the biggest mass conversion since that Chinese general baptised his troops with a hosepipe'. The green benches were left baffled to what on earth he was talking about. Mr S, as ever, can shed some light on the matter. General Feng Yu Xiang was a Chinese warlord, known as the 'Christian General', who dominated parts of Northern China in the twenties. Born an illiterate peasant in 1882 he converted to Christianity in 1914. Having conquered Beijing in 1928, Feng Yu Xiang was exiled in 1930 after an awkward relationship with Communist Russia.