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This week's New Statesman, guest-edited by Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer, is titled 'Saying the unsayable'. It promises to 'address the ideas of censorship, taboos, offence and free speech'. The magazine has Stephen Fry revealing two opinions that will get him in 'trouble', as well as Rowan Williams writing on 'Why religion needs blasphemy'. It was also supposed to have cover art penned by the American cartoonist Art Spiegelman, with the magazine even running a teaser of the artwork earlier this week on their website. Alas this article has now been taken down, and the cover image of the magazine changed to a photo of guest editors Palmer and Gaiman. Now, Spiegelman has accused the magazine of censoring him.

Harriet Harman was on fighting form in Parliament today when she responded to the Queen's Speech. Between telling David Cameron to watch his back for Tory leadership hopeful Boris Johnson and remembering the Ed Stone, Harman paid tribute to Simon Burns, who gave the first speech. Speaking about the Tory MP, she revealed that in his heyday he was something of a ladies man who 'cut quite a dash' back in the 1980s. In fact, she likened him to a young Robert Redford. Alas, Harman concluded that Burns now bears more of a resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson than the Hollywood star. No word on whether Burns thinks Harman's looks have stood the test of time.

Given that Peter Hitchens' weekly column was absent from the Mail on Sunday the week before the general election, Mr S was glad to have the opportunity to hear his thoughts on the election at the Hay festival. Taking to the Telegraph stage this morning, Hitchens joined Johann Hari, David Aaronovitch and Bronwen Maddox for a panel discussion titled 'Election 2015: How was it for you?'. True to form, he began by criticising the Conservative government, claiming the Tories' majority win was down to 'lies and money'.

It isn't the type of kiss-and-tell story Mr S is used to reading in the Sunday papers, but Lynton Crosby has today spoken about an election smooch he shared with the Chancellor of the Exchequer. The Sunday Times reports that George Osborne was so convinced that the Conservatives would not win a majority in the election that he promised to French kiss Crosby if they managed to win enough seats. However, with the party storming to victory, Osborne had to honour his promise and kiss Crosby. The election strategist confirmed the incident to the paper: 'It's true. His aftershave still haunts me. Fortunately tongues remained withdrawn. The pledge was on election day. The consummation was the day after at No 10.' No word on what Osborne's wife Frances makes of the encounter.

After Nigel Farage resigned as the leader of Ukip following his defeat in South Thanet, he hastily 'unresigned' days later. Not everyone was pleased by the quick turnaround, with Ukip MEP Patrick O'Flynn and party donor Stuart Wheeler criticising Farage over his reinstatement. This in-fighting resulted in both of Farage's personal advisers Raheem Kassam and Matthew Richardson leaving the party. However, while Ukip rebel O'Flynn has since appeared to have his comeuppance this week, standing down as the party's economics spokesman, times may also be a'changing for Farage's more loyal supporters. Although Kassam is now back with his former employer Breitbart London, word reaches Mr S that Richardson may go the same way as Farage and 'unresign'.

Former Labour MP Ed Balls has appeared on BBC news today in his first interview since he was ousted from his seat by the Tories. While he discussed Ed Miliband and the economy with Nick Robinson, conversation quickly turned to the question on everyone's lips: Will he appear on Strictly Come Dancing? 'Well I've run three marathons which means I'm fit, but am I really fit enough,' Balls, who is currently unemployed, told Robinson. 'The people who succeed on Strictly tend to be half my age and professional sportsman or have attended stage school so I'm not sure if I'm well enough equipped.' If rumours are true that his fellow ex-MP Vince Cable is being chased to appear on the show, Ed will at least be over two decades younger than one contestant.