Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Professor of Corbynomics hired to lecture on ‘economics of the real world’

After Richard Murphy was revealed as the man behind Jeremy Corbyn's economic policies, many were quick to start casting doubts over the duo's credentials. In fact Labour's very own shadow chancellor Chris Leslie dismissed their 'Corbynomics', claiming their plan for quantitative easing amounted to printing money to 'magically deal with all the public service and public investment needs that we have'. While senior bods in Labour may think Murphy and Corbyn are away with the fairies, the tide may be turning when it comes to the education sector at least. With Corbyn potentially days away from taking charge of the Labour party, one university has decided Murphy -- who is the author of 'The Courageous State' -- makes a whole lot of financial sense.

Bevanite Ellie makes a comeback for Camp Cooper

In 2010 a young Labour blogger by the name of Ellie Gellard introduced Gordon Brown at Labour's manifesto launch. Unfortunately the party's attempts to look down with the kids soon backfired as it was revealed that Gellard -- who goes by the name @BevaniteEllie on Twitter -- had previously written on her Stilettoed Socialist blog that she hoped Brown would stand down; 'get your coat: time's up'. So Mr S hopes for Yvette Cooper's sake that Gellard's latest efforts will have a better result. While Gellard moved away from politics after a stint helping Ed Balls (and embarking on a relationship with his head of communications Alex Belardinelli), she is making a comeback having been appointed Elle magazine's new political editor: https://twitter.

Lord Rennard’s call for House of Lords reform backfires

In this year's dissolution honours, the Liberal Democrats were awarded 11 peerages, three more than their total number of MPs. Since this brought the party's roll call of Lib Dem peers to 112, sceptics have been quick to point out that this number appears to be at odds with the party, which had previously prided itself on reforming the ever-growing House of Lords. Happily the whiffs of hypocrisy haven't stopped Lib Dem peers from grumbling about the crowded upper house.

Coffee Shots: Lezzers4Jezzer

Given that Corbynmania has so far led users on Mumsnet to lust over Jeremy Corbyn's 'world weary sea dog' looks, as well as inspiring a host of politicians to grow their facial hair, it was only a matter of time until the LGBT community also got in on the action. Mr S has come across a new Corbyn fan base which goes by the name of 'Lezzers4Jezzer'. The group of ladies, who are backing Corbyn in part because he supports gay rights, have even been promoting the Twitter account at Jeremy Corbyn events: https://twitter.com/Lezzers4Jezzer/status/640462819289337856 However, Corbyn beware.

David Attenborough ‘turned away’ from Lord Hall’s BBC speech

With the BBC facing the prospect of cuts as a result of the government's charter renewal, there has never been a more important time for the corporation to keep its biggest assets on side. So Mr S was curious to hear of an incident involving Sir David Attenborough which occurred at a BBC event this morning. As Lord Hall prepared to reveal details about cuts to the BBC along with the Beeb's plans to work with UK's arts and science institutions, journalists and supporters gathered at the Science Museum to hear the speech. Alas when Sir David Attenborough arrived he had no such luck.

Sky commercial gives Dermot Murnaghan reason to blush

Last month Sky News revealed a rather curious promo for the return of The Murnaghan Show. It saw Dermot Murnaghan depicted in the style of a superhero while a carefully worded ditty played in the background: 'Murnaghan, Murnaghan, he's the man, Murnaghan, Sunday mornings analysing different views, the biggest face in the news, Look out, here comes the Murnaghan.' Now word reaches Steerpike that the bizarre video has since caught the attention of Murnaghan's colleagues, who have taken to ribbing 'the Murnaghan' over it when he is in the office. Alas, all of this appears to be wearing thin on 'the Murnaghan'; Mr S hears that the presenter has told producers that he does not want it to play while he is on air.

Tom Watson plans results party

The results aren't in, the votes haven't been counted, but you can still book a place at Tom Watson's election results party! An intriguing invite popped up in Mr S's inbox from none other than the deputy Labour leadership hopeful. Although Watson -- who is the odds-on favourite at 1/14 -- says he is holding the event regardless of whether he wins or loses, he has taken the bold step of booking out an entire pub come what may. Watson tells supporters about his party prep in an email. 'So win or lose on Saturday 12 September, after the result is announced, I'm having a party,' Watson writes. 'We've booked The Old Star on 12th September from 12pm. I'd love to see you there.

Ukip candidate blames Syrian boy’s death on his parents: ‘queue jumping costs’

After a young Syrian child was photographed washed up dead on a Turkish beach, David Cameron has been the subject of much vitriol as members of the public and politicians alike urge him to do more to help refugees. However, it is a former Ukip candidate who has attracted the most furore on the topic. Peter Bucklitsch, Ukip's election candidate for Wimbledon, has taken to Twitter to claim that the boy's parents are to blame for his death because they tried to take him to Europe. Bucklitsch says three-year-old Aylan Kurdi was 'well clothed and well fed', and that he died because 'his parents were greedy for the good life in Europe,' adding that 'queue jumping costs': Unsurprisingly his comments have been met with uproar online.

Tristram Hunt stands firm on Corbyn despite threat of ‘Labour purge’

Yesterday Channel 4's Michael Crick reported that a pro-Corbyn Unite official had told him 'careerist' MPs will be purged from Labour if Jeremy Corbyn gets in. Among those on the list of targets for de-selection was Tristram Hunt, who would 'make a wonderful scalp'. Yet despite all the noise, Hunt doesn't seem too bothered. Although his fellow New Labour comrade Chuka Umunna performed a reverse ferret earlier this week over whether he would support a Corbyn-led government, Hunt appears not to be backing down.

Yvette Cooper responds to Charles Moore over wardrobe comments

Charles Moore recently wrote in his Spectator Notes that a candidate’s looks matter in leadership elections. While discussing the Labour leadership hopefuls, he noted that Liz Kendall 'looks like a nice person, but not in a distinctive way' whereas there is 'something quite appealing' about Yvette Cooper's 'slightly French crop and black and white dresses, especially when she is so boring that one looks rather than listens’. Not everyone was charmed by Moore's critique, with many defending the ladies' honour online and Nicola Sturgeon even intervening on Twitter. https://twitter.com/NicolaSturgeon/status/635387803367571456 Now Cooper has responded to Moore in an interview in this week's issue of The Spectator.

The Great British Bake Off becomes latest victim of ‘clean eating’ cult

In a world in which wholesome recipes by the likes of Nigella Lawson and Delia Smith are being spurned in favour of lean alternatives from green goddesses who advocate 'clean eating', Mr S would have hoped to be able to rely on the no-nonsense Mary Berry to talk some sense at this testing time. Alas, it's not to be. The BBC's Great British Bake Off is the latest victim of the 'clean eating' trend. Tonight's episode of the hit BBC2 show will see Berry and Paul Hollywood instruct the contestants to bake 'without sugar, gluten or dairy'. In case you -- like Mr S -- don't know how to bake without these food groups, this evening's tasks will include creating sugar-free cakes, gluten-free pittas and dairy-free ice cream.

Rebekah Brooks returns to News UK to head up Rupert Murdoch’s empire

It's all change at News UK today after it was confirmed that Rebekah Brooks will be making a triumphant return to the publishing group. Brooks -- who stood down from the company over the phone hacking scandal -- has been appointed as Chief Executive Officer of News UK. Robert Thomson, Chief Executive of News Corp, announced her appointment in a statement: 'Rebekah will lead a great team at News UK into the digital future, while maximising the influence and reach of our newspapers, which remain the most informative and successful in Britain and beyond. Her expertise, excellence and leadership will be crucial as we work to extend our relationship with readers and advertisers, and develop our digital platforms to take full advantage of our brilliant journalism.

Another joker votes for Jeremy Corbyn

After a number of pranksters attempted to infiltrate Labour's voting system, the party had to take extreme steps in order to weed out these chancers. One joker who won't be prevented from voting for Corbyn is Josie Long. The award-winning stand-up comedian joined the leadership hopeful last night at his Arts for Everyone event: https://twitter.com/Corbyn4Leader/status/638792930392711169 Prior to attending the event, Long explained on Twitter why she has become a Corbynista, but said she has doubts about how much sway she has since the country is governed by Tories and she has always voted left. 'If I had any political influence we wouldn't have a Tory government,' she muses: https://twitter.

Accuracy concerns grow over Anthony Seldon’s biography of David Cameron

Anthony Seldon and Peter Snowdon's biography of David Cameron has not even been released yet but already it has managed to send ripples through Westminster. Revelations in the Mail on Sunday's excerpt of the tome included George Osborne's fears that an EU referendum could obstruct his path to Number 10, as well as a text David Cameron sent to Boris Johnson apparently telling him to 'f---ing shut up'. Only it may be best to take some of these stories with a pinch of salt for now, as concerns begin to grow regarding the accuracy of Seldon and Snowdon's account.

Paul Mason comes to Alex Salmond’s defence over BBC bias

With Alex Salmond currently engaged in a war of words with Nick Robinson over the BBC's 'disgraceful' coverage of the Scottish referendum, there is one former Beeb employee he can turn to in his time of need. Step forward Paul Mason. Mason -- who worked as Newsnight's economics editor before defecting to Channel 4 -- joined Salmond on stage at the Edinburgh book festival to plant a few blows in the direction of his ex-employer. Despite pleas from Nicola Sturgeon for the BBC to enhance its presence in Scotland with a BBC Scotland TV channel, the PostCapitalism: A Guide to Our Future author said the BBC's unionist values were part and parcel of the corporation: 'I'm absolutely sure that the BBC believes it is a unionist institution.

Protesters to serve up anti-Tory cake at party conference

The Great British Bake Off has been praised for getting the nation cooking. Now, it seems the fever has become political, as anti-austerity campaigners get baking ahead of this year's party conference in Manchester. Activists have been tasked with baking their best anti-Tory cakes for a picnic due to be held as part of the action against the Tory conference. But rather than a poisoned creation for a Conservative politician of choice, the winning entry will be fed to the homeless. The lucky winner will be given a ticket to 'Laugh Them Out Of Town', a comedy event taking place during conference featuring Frankie Boyle and the Thick of It's Sara Pascoe, which hopes to use jokes to drive the Tories out of town.

When David told Boris to ‘f—ing shut up’

Oh dear. Although Lord Ashcroft said he would be pleasantly surprised if Anthony Seldon's biography of David Cameron offered anything more than 'a sanitised account' of his time in Number 10, an excerpt in today's Mail on Sunday should make interesting reading for Boris Johnson.

All hail Lord Livermore, king of Labour campaigning

It's fair to say that the appointment of Ed Miliband’s ex-campaign director Spencer Livermore to the House of Lords hasn't gone down well in Labour circles. Harriet Harman was said to be in a battle to get a similar honour for her own press chief Ayesha Hazarika if Livermore got one, but her name was absent from yesterday's Dissolution Peerages. Now word reaches Steerpike that party members are questioning what exactly Livermore -- who also worked on Gordon Brown’s election-that-never-was back in 2007 -- is being rewarded for. While Mr S is yet to learn the answer, it is fair to rule out his election judgment. On polling day, Livermore wrote a blog claiming the BBC's exit poll looked 'wrong'.

For sale: Jeremy Corbyn’s used coffee cup

It's official, Jeremy Corbyn has made it. Following in the lines of all the greats, the left wing messiah has inspired such fan devotion that people are genuinely bidding on items just because he may have touched them. The item in question is a a coffee cup that his lips allegedly once met: The seller claims Corbyn gifted her the political artefact following a talk he gave in Nottingham: 'Ok this is obviously aimed at a niche interest group but Jeremy handed me his empty coffee cup at tonight's gathering outside the Playhouse in Nottingham. I realise most people would have put it in the bin but I asked what would JC do and concluded that if people in need benefit, it would be ok. I hope he agrees or at least understands. So I am auctioning it to benefit Age UK Notts.

Chumocracy and Cameron: the most curious dissolution honours

The 2015 Dissolution Peerages have been announced today, following much rumour about who might receive one. While Mr S's colleague Sebastian Payne has the full list over on Coffee House, it's safe to say the appointments haven't done much to improve public opinion of the honours system; former spads and out-of-work politicians make up a large chunk of the list. But then again, what did people expect from the man who awarded his barber Claudio Carbosiero an MBE last year for 'services to hairdressing'? Mr S has compiled a list of the most intriguing appointments from the Cameron camp: 1. As expected -- and to the dismay of cybernats everywhere -- Michelle Mone -- the founder of Ultimo lingerie -- has been awarded a peerage.