Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Chuka his toys out of the pram? Umunna misses Corbyn’s speech

As Jeremy Corbyn made his speech to conference, Labour's new frontbench did their best to put on a united front on the front row. As for the frontbenchers of Labour's past? Well, it could hardly be described as a show of solidarity. Both Chuka Umunna and Tristram Hunt were nowhere to be seen at the speech, with ITV's Chris Ship reporting that they had already left Brighton on a train: https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/648805512826503168 While Hunt did at least tweet supportive messages to Corbyn during the speech, Umunna has maintained a radio silence.

Jess Phillips takes on George Galloway over Brighton beach incident: ‘he does struggle with women’s voices’

Although Labour conference has so far been a rather tame affair, Jess Phillips can at least be relied upon to spice up proceedings. The outspoken Labour MP is developing a reputation for being a bit of a rebel after she made the news earlier this month for telling Diane Abbott to 'f--- off'. Now she has a new target in her sights. Phillips says that she confronted George Galloway, who was expelled from the Labour party in 2003, on the beach in Brighton yesterday. She says she decided to tell Galloway -- who was previously criticised by anti-rape campaigners for comments suggesting sexual assault charges facing Julian Assange were nothing more than 'bad sexual etiquette' -- that he was a 'rape apologist': https://twitter.

Date night dinner for Jeremy and John

The New Statesman holds the best party of the Labour conference - but Chuka Umunna was the guest of honour and no sign of the leader. Where was Jeremy Corbyn? Toasting his success with his new comrades? Striking a new alliance with the editor of the Daily Mirror? Mr S understands that the Labour leader shunned the more glitzy parties on offer at his first conference as leader in favour of a quiet meal with his friends at Jamie's Italian. Corbyn was joined for his Italian dinner by John McDonnell and a couple of close aides.  With no flunkies or security guards in sight, the group feasted on pizza and tap water away from the hustle and bustle of conference.

Ed Miliband’s spin doctor makes a return to the Labour press office

After Labour's disastrous election result, Ed Miliband's spin doctor Tom Baldwin made a swift exit from Labour HQ. For many in the party this was a welcome move; the king of spin was blamed for a number of election gaffes, including allegedly telling the BBC's Nick Robinson that Miliband saw the HSBC scandal as 'another Milly Dowler moment’. Despite this, it appears that old habits die hard. Steerpike understands that Baldwin has been spied in the the press office at Labour party conference. Is the spinner making a return to party politics?

Coffee Shots: Scottish Labour go wild

The brains at Scottish Labour must have been feeling pretty optimistic when they booked their venue at Brighton's Hilton for their party conference bash. When Mr S arrived at the do last night, the party could hardly be described as packed: Still, the Scots did at least live up to stereotype; by the time Steerpike arrived a cash bar was in operation.

Ghosts of Labour’s past at New Statesman conference bash

As Labour conference kicked off on Sunday on Brighton pier, it was a case of the ghosts of Labour's past at the annual New Statesman party. The magazine's editor Jason Cowley told attendees who had their journeys affected by train works not to worry as 'Corbyn has a plan for the railways', before reflecting on what had happened to the party in the space of a year.  'At our party last year in Manchester Ed Miliband was standing beside me and I introduced him as our next Prime Minister,' he told partygoers at Brighton's Al Fresco restaurant. While Miliband stayed away this time, the party's new leader was also notably absent.

John Prescott: how I hopped before the Queen

Given the criticism that Jeremy Corbyn received when he failed to sing God Save the Queen at a Battle of Britain memorial service, the Labour leader faces a new dilemma when he is sworn into the Privy council. Although it is custom to get on bended knee and kiss the Queen's hand, the republican politician is said to be undecided over whether to adhere to this. However, according to John Prescott he may already be spared from one part of the ceremony. Speaking on the Sunday Politics,the former deputy Prime Minister told Andrew Neil that the ceremony does not actually require any kneeling, instead it consists of a fair amount of hopping: 'When I was first asked to join the Privy Council by John Major I said I didn’t want to do it, he said why?

Ukip conference venue received £1 million of EU funding

Nigel Farage has kicked off the first day of Ukip party conference at Doncaster Racecourse with a speech claiming that anti-EU groups are united and ready to push for a UK exit from the European Union: 'We are together, we are united, and we believe that the tide has turned. I believe that we are on course to win the most historic and the most important political victory in any of our lifetimes.' United as they may be, perhaps one of the brains at Ukip ought to have done a bit more research regarding their conference venue before going ahead with the booking. For all their preaching about the need to leave the EU for the good of the country, it turns out that Doncaster Racecourse hasn't done too badly out of Britain's membership; the racecourse is in part paid for by EU money.

Coffee Shots: Ed Miliband’s train clash with Ukip

Since Ed Miliband stepped down as the leader of the Labour party, the Labour MP for Doncaster North has vowed to keep a low profile as a hard-working backbencher. So Mr S suspects that the former Labour leader was disappointed to discover that half of the lobby have joined him this morning on his train journey to his constituency. Several political journalists travelling up to Doncaster for the Ukip conference have reported that Miliband is also on the train: https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/647310773430157312 However, it's not all bad news for the backbencher, who was snapped buying breakfast ahead of the journey, with staff in Pret a Manger claiming they once voted for him: https://twitter.

Did a Downing Street official just let slip government plans to privatise Channel 4?

While luvvies have been busy worrying about the future of the BBC in recent months, it appears that Channel 4 may actually be the broadcaster in the government's firing line. According to Steve Blacks, the Downing Street photographer, an unknown man was snapped heading into 10 Downing Street with an 'official' document concerning the future of Channel 4. Close up the document appears to suggest the government should consider 'extracting greater public value' from Channel 4 by 'focusing on privatisation options': https://twitter.com/PoliticalPics/status/647064721280139264 In July it was reported that the government were considering proposals to privatise Channel 4 as it could raise £1bn for deficit reduction.

Kerry McCarthy defends saying that meat-eaters should be treated like smokers

Today Labour's vegan shadow environment secretary Kerry McCarthy has come under fire for comments she has made about meat. In an interview with 'Viva!Life' magazine -- given before she was given a role in Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet -- McCarthy said 'meat should be treated in exactly the same way as tobacco with public campaigns to stop people eating it'. Naturally this has gone down like a lead balloon with farmers, especially since she appeared to suggest people should give up meat and dairy completely: 'Progress on animal welfare is being made at EU level … but in the end it comes down to not eating meat or dairy.

Listen: Sarah Montague’s disastrous turn on Today

Oh dear. Sarah Montague is not having a good day. The Today presenter managed to make not one, not two, but three gaffes while hosting today's Radio 4 show. 1. Things got off to a bad start when Montague began her interview with Simon Kirby, the Chief Executive of High Speed Two, on the Chancellor of the Exchequer's trip to China for investment for the rail network. Alas, Montague appeared not to have managed to get her head around the purpose of the trip; repeatedly grilling Kirby on whether the project is doomed if the Chinese don’t give up to £12bn to help finance it. He had to explain several times that China are actually being asked to bid for £12bn of contracts: SM: Could it be done without Chinese money?

Charlotte Church takes #piggate to Tory conference

With yet more allegations concerning David Cameron published today as part of the Daily Mail's serialisation of Lord Ashcroft's Call Me Dave, the Prime Minister will be hoping that 'piggate' will soon be all but a distant memory to most. Alas, while the press feast on fresh revelations that Cameron once allegedly said that he was born with not one, but two silver spoons in his mouth, next month's Tory conference is expected to put pig firmly back on the news agenda. Anti-Tory activists are planning to wear pig masks as they protest outside the conference. Organisers at the People’s Assembly Against Austerity have even shared a link with protesters which shows them how to print their own pig mask for the occasion: https://twitter.

David Cameron injects extra venom into his feud with Lord Ashcroft

While Number 10 has refused to comment on the claims made in Lord Ashcroft's David Cameron biography, the Prime Minister did manage to make a small reference to the book at a dinner last night at the Carlton Club. James Landale, the BBC's deputy political editor, says that Cameron appeared to acknowledge his old foe Ashcroft's book -- which includes accusations of drug taking and intimate relations with a dead pig -- during a speech at a Conservative fundraising dinner at the London club: 'He told the 300 guests that he had had to go to hospital earlier in the day for a bad back, the result of some over-energetic wood chopping in his constituency at the weekend. The surgeon told Mr Cameron that he would need an injection and asked him to lie on his front.

Emily Thornberry risks another Twitter gaffe with pig jibe

Emily Thornberry has only just made it back onto the frontbench after she had to resign from the shadow cabinet over a tweet she sent of a photo of a house covered with St George flags during the Rochester and Strood by-election. However, despite discovering the dangers of Twitter first hand, the Labour MP has not been put off using it to share her more risqué thoughts.

Lib Dem ‘Glee Club’ goes to party conference

As the Liberal Democrats try and find a place for themselves in politics following a disastrous election result, the party can at least pride itself on having the most musical party conference. After their Lib Dem Disco over the weekend, a Lib Dem Glee Club is at conference today: https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/646457138882195457 Sky News's Sophy Ridge, who is covering this year's Lib Dem conference, says there is a 'Glee Club' karaoke song book dedicated to the late Charles Kennedy. In this, they list a range of classics for which they have rewritten the lyrics to reflect the party's political struggles.

Anthony Seldon takes Isabel Oakeshott to task over #piggate

With doubts cast over the credibility of Lord Ashcroft's unofficial biography of David Cameron following 'piggate', his co-author Isabel Oakeshott appeared on Newsnight to defend 'Call Me Dave'. Cameron's official biographer Sir Anthony Seldon joined the former Sunday Times political editor in the studio where he raised concerns about the book: 'Quite frankly, why are we here talking about stories that well might not be true, put up by a very rich man whose personal promotion prospects are of no interest to the nation. Why are we talking about this, and what possible relevance has it got to the Prime Minister and how he conducts office?

Coffee Shots: Labour press office taunts David Cameron with Percy Pigs

With the Downing Street press office declining to comment today on allegations from Lord Ashcroft involving the Prime Minister and a dead pig, Labour has also stayed quiet over the claims. However, members of the Labour press office were unable to resist ignoring the alleged incident completely, with press officers giving out sweets to hard-working lobby journalists. The choice of candy? Percy Pigs, of course.

Revealed: Boris Johnson’s Piers Gaveston porkies

With Lord Ashcroft's claim in today's Daily Mail that David Cameron once enjoyed intimate relations with a dead pig, talk has soon turned to which unnamed Tory MP was the source of the story. With the incident allegedly taking place at an initiation ceremony for the Piers Gaveston dining society – which is named after Edward II's alleged male lover — it has been suggested that one of Cameron's Oxford university contemporaries could be the source. While Steerpike is yet to discover which MP is behind the Ashcroft tale, Mr S couldn't help but remember that one Tory MP previously got himself into trouble for telling porkies concerning Piers Gaveston.