Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Sorry Corbyn, Nick Clegg is the expert on snubbing the Queen – not you

Today Jeremy Corbyn has cancelled his attendance at what would have been his first meeting of the Queen's Privy Council due to 'prior commitments'. Of course naysayers have been quick to jump on this, with Alan Duncan claiming that Corbyn snubbing his first chance to be sworn in suggests that he is not a serious political figure. As for the Corbynistas praising their leader for sticking to his republican values by giving Her Majesty a miss, they would do well to remember that another politican has a far more impressive track record when it comes to snubbing the Queen. During Nick Clegg's time as Deputy Prime Minister, he managed to earn himself a reputation for repeatedly snubbing Her Majesty.

David Cameron’s Labour defector has supported the Tories since 1988

In David Cameron's conference speech this lunchtime, the Prime Minister spoke about a voter who had reached out to him ahead of the election. He said that it was never too late to vote Tory given that an 82-year-old man by the name of Bernard Harris had written to him and said that despite being a traditional Labour voter he would be voting Conservative. Why? Well, he had realised that the Labour party does not serve the working class. While Cameron had hoped Harris's letter would serve as proof that today's Labour voters are abandoning their old party for his, he may need to think again. It has since transpired that Harris is actually a regular Tory voter.

David Cameron goes off message with sex joke in conference speech

The Prime Minister was feeling in a rather fruity mood when he gave his conference speech today, managing to make not one, but two off-script sex jokes. The first involved his wife Samantha and Richard Murphy, the professor of Corbynomics. Discussing the dangers of a Corbyn-led Labour which believes in 'renationalisation without compensation, jacking up taxes to 60 per cent and printing money', Cameron brought up Murphy and his page turner The Joy of Tax: 'His book is actually called The Joy of Tax. I’ve got it. I took it home to show Samantha. It’s got 64 positions – and none of them work.' Samantha smiled on nervously as the audience laughed, before Cameron launched into another gag: 'I was a hooker.

Coffee Shots: Robert Peston left out in the cold

This week it was reported that Robert Peston is leaving his role as the BBC's economics editor to join ITV as their political editor. As part of the new job, he is expected to be the host of a Sunday morning politics programme which the broadcaster hopes will rival The Andrew Marr Show. Unsurprisingly the news does not appear to have gone down too well with some members of the Beeb. Stephen Walker, the BBC Northern Ireland Political Correspondent, has shared a photo of a sign outside a BBC press area at Tory conference which has been 'edited' to ban Peston from entering. https://twitter.com/StepWalkTV/status/651359185083465728 Hopefully Peston's new colleagues at ITV will be more welcoming.

Tory MP goes off message in radio interview: ‘George Osborne is too smooth’

Although Tory conference has so far been a rather dull affair with senior politicians sticking to the party line at all times, one of the new intake of Tory MPs did manage to spice things up last night. In an interview with Iain Dale on LBC, Heidi Allen gave surprisingly honest answers when asked who she would like to be the next Tory leader. Although George Osborne is the favourite to succeed David Cameron, Allen has concerns that he is 'too smooth' for the job: HA: I have to be honest I couldn't really picture him as a future leader but I thought he did a really good job today actually. ID: Why not? HA: Umm, am I allowed to say it? How many people are listening, is it just between us? ID: Just between us Heidi HA: Too smooth As for Osborne's likely contenders?

George Osborne takes a dig at Jeremy Corbyn at Tory conference

Although Cabinet Ministers are said to be on strict instructions to refrain from insulting or mocking Jeremy Corbyn in their conference speeches, the Chancellor of the Exchequer couldn't resist taking a dig at the Labour leader on Monday night. As Corbyn was speaking to a packed crowd of protesters across town, Osborne found room in his speech at the Enterprise Forum Business Reception to make a joke at the expense of the Labour leader over his appearance at the fringe protest event.

Jonathan Portes fired as NIESR director

So farewell, then, Jonathan Portes. As CoffeeHousers may know, he was chief economist in the Cabinet Office under Gordon Brown but in recent years he has been director of the NIESR, an economic research institute, which he used as a platform to continue leftist attacks against conservatives. He pretty much lives on Twitter, when he’s not bothering press regulators with nit-picking complaints against people with whom he disagrees. The NIESR seems to have finally had enough of being hijacked for his partisan purposes. It has announced his departure ‘by mutual consent and with immediate effect’.

George Osborne’s Tatton brag leaves him out of the loop

The Chancellor of the Exchequer set out his vision for a brighter Britain in his conference speech today, explaining that the party are laying the groundwork for a strong economy in the future. To show his commitment to doing just that, the MP for Tatton opted to use an example that proves how he puts the country above all else, even his wealthy constituents: 'I am very lucky to represent a constituency just a dozen miles to the south of here full of pretty villages and market towns in the flat and lush Cheshire plain. The great writer Elizabeth Gaskell used to live there, and she drew on her life in nineteenth century Knutsford to write her most famous book. In the novel, Cranford, the town campaigns to stop the new railway coming through.

Tory abortions, spitting and the c-word: comedians let rip at People’s Assembly event

This morning Charlotte Church apologised on behalf of the People's Assembly to a reporter who was spat at by protesters outside Tory conference in Manchester. The classical-singer-turned-activist says that she will pen an open letter explaining that this is not representative of what the People's Assembly protests are about. However, she may want to save space in the letter for an extra paragraph or two covering last night's People's Assembly comedy night, titled 'laugh them out of town'. Frankie Boyle, Sara Pascoe, Robin Ince and Francesca Martinez joined forces at the Manchester Academy for a night of 'jokes' at the expense of the Tories.

Laurie Penny comes to the defence of spitting protesters at Tory conference

After a Second World War memorial was vandalised during an anti-Tory protest after the election, Laurie Penny was one of the few people to defend the crime, claiming the vandalism was nothing when compared to the 'destruction of the welfare state'. Now the Guardian feminist has turned her attention to yesterday's protests outside Tory conference. Several journalists were spat at on their way into the conference centre, while other attendees were called 'scum', threatened with violence and pelted with eggs. Although many Labour MPs took to Twitter to distance themselves from the left-wing protesters, Penny apparently can't see what all the fuss is about.

Hacks spat on outside Tory conference

Oh dear. With the People's Assembly organising a week of protests to coincide with the Tory conference, things have got off to a bad start today as protesters have turned their attention to the journalists covering the event. Channel 4's Michael Crick says that a protester shouted 'Tory scum' in his direction, before spitting in his hair: https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/650701534536314881 https://twitter.com/KateEMcCann/status/650663436184088577 The journalists were then led away into a corner while police tried to deal protesters: https://twitter.

Raheem Kassam is more influential than ever (according to website he edits)

Earlier this year Raheem Kassam stood down as Nigel Farage's senior aide after he became involved in a dispute within Ukip over his influence on the party leader following a lacklustre election result. Since then, Kassam has returned to the job he had before he joined Ukip, editing the website Breitbart London. So Mr S was surprised to learn that despite losing his job in politics, Kassam has not lost any political sway. In fact according to Iain Dale's new list of the 'Top 100 most influential people on the right' he is more influential than ever, climbing up 14 places from No.96 last year to No.82 this year: Such is Kassam's power as a blogger that -- according to Dale -- he has more influence on the right than the Head of of the No.

George Galloway: Sadiq Khan is a very boring man

With Zac Goldsmith today announced as the Conservative candidate for the 2015 London mayoral race, the Tory MP will now face Sadiq Khan in the race to succeed Boris Johnson as mayor. However, one man who feels he should not be forgotten as a contender is George Galloway. Galloway -- who is running as an independent candidate for mayor -- thinks that there is a gap in the market for him in the race, as Labour's Sadiq Khan is just not up to it. Speaking on the Daily Politics, Galloway said that while he was disappointed that Tessa Jowell is not Labour's candidate – given that she differs from him more politically than Khan – Khan is still no real threat to his own bid. Why?

Charlotte Church feels the heat on Question Time

Last night's episode of Question Time saw David Dimbleby relocate to Cardiff to join Charlotte Church, Charles Moore, Stephen Crabb, Labour's Stephen Kinnock and Plaid Cymru's Leanne Wood for a Welsh debate. While questions were raised about the future of Plaid Cymru after a lacklustre election result, the first topic on the agenda touched on whether Jeremy Corbyn could still be Prime Minister now he has said that he would never, ever use a nuclear weapon. With Kinnock struggling to defend Corbyn's comments while also sticking to his own views supporting nuclear weapons as a deterrent, it fell to Corbynista Church to praise the Labour leader's comments as 'commendable': 'I think that it's commendable.

Coffee Shots: Jeremy Corbyn finds his fizz

In Jeremy Corbyn's conference speech, the Labour leader claimed that it was time young people found their fizz. 'Young people and older people are fizzing with ideas. Let’s give them the space for that fizz to explode into the joy,' he said optimistically. So Mr S is glad to say that Corbyn looks like he may have found his own fizz. On his trip to Scotland today, the Labour leader was gifted a bottle of Irn Bru by Kezia Dugdale, the leader of Scottish Labour. The gift of the drink which is popular in Scotland came after Corbyn declined the offer of a can of the drink from a Buzzfeed journalist this morning.

Don’t kill yourself over Jeremy Corbyn – yet, Austin Mitchell tells Labour members

After Jeremy Corbyn opted to use a speech which dated back to the eighties at this year's Labour conference, commentariats and party members alike were quick to question whether the left-wing messiah was really offering the 'straight talking' politics he promised. Happily Austin Mitchell, the outspoken former Labour MP, has come to Corbyn's defence. Writing on his personal blog, Mitchell says -- with trademark tact -- that party members should not 'commit suicide or take a pick axe to Corbyn's head' when it comes to the state of the party.

Watch: Eamonn Holmes’s awkward football exchange with Jeremy Corbyn

After Jeremy Corbyn gave his conference speech yesterday, the media-shy Labour leader has undertaken a publicity blitz this morning. While his day got off to an okay start on the Today programme, things quickly went downhill with an appearance on Sky News. Eamonn Holmes began the interview by heaping praise on Corbyn, likening him to a religious figure. He then decided to focus on football -- and Corbyn's love of Arsenal: 'Every young lad has a dream of appearing in the FA cup final, and scoring the winning goal, and I was looking at you and the love there was for you in the room, and you were basking in it - was yesterday your FA cup final?' Corbyn avoided the question, answering with no reference to football. This left Holmes having to ask some questions about politics.

Do as I say (not as I do): a Guardian Corbynista lectures Blairites

The Fabian Society's question time event at Labour party conference made for a lively debate. Tony Blair's former staffer John McTernan joined Tim Montgomerie, Labour's Kate Green and the Guardian's Ellie Mae O'Hagan to discuss the future of the Labour party now Jeremy Corbyn is leader. With McTernan criticising Corbyn for a leader's speech which 'gave no indication' that the party had just lost an election, it fell on O'Hagan -- who works for the Centre of Labour and Social Studies -- to fight Corbyn's corner. To kick her argument off, the Guardian writer -- and Corbyn champion -- explained that after the election result she had realised that in order for Labour to win the next election they needed to discover why people had voted Tory.

John McTernan: Jeremy Corbyn’s speech gaffe shows he isn’t who he says he is

Jeremy Corbyn has come under increased scrutiny today after Mr S's colleague Alex Massie revealed that parts of his conference speech were taken from a four-year old reject speech by the writer Richard Heller. The Labour press office claim that their straight talking leader approached Heller 'because JC thought some of his material captured what he wanted to say'. However, given that Heller suggested Ed Miliband use the speech four years ago, it hardly epitomises Corbyn's so-called 'new kind of politics'. With the party playing the incident down, one Labour member is at least feeling more forthcoming.