Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Ukip conference venue received £1 million of EU funding

Nigel Farage has kicked off the first day of Ukip party conference at Doncaster Racecourse with a speech claiming that anti-EU groups are united and ready to push for a UK exit from the European Union: 'We are together, we are united, and we believe that the tide has turned. I believe that we are on course to win the most historic and the most important political victory in any of our lifetimes.' United as they may be, perhaps one of the brains at Ukip ought to have done a bit more research regarding their conference venue before going ahead with the booking. For all their preaching about the need to leave the EU for the good of the country, it turns out that Doncaster Racecourse hasn't done too badly out of Britain's membership; the racecourse is in part paid for by EU money.

Coffee Shots: Ed Miliband’s train clash with Ukip

Since Ed Miliband stepped down as the leader of the Labour party, the Labour MP for Doncaster North has vowed to keep a low profile as a hard-working backbencher. So Mr S suspects that the former Labour leader was disappointed to discover that half of the lobby have joined him this morning on his train journey to his constituency. Several political journalists travelling up to Doncaster for the Ukip conference have reported that Miliband is also on the train: https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/647310773430157312 However, it's not all bad news for the backbencher, who was snapped buying breakfast ahead of the journey, with staff in Pret a Manger claiming they once voted for him: https://twitter.

Did a Downing Street official just let slip government plans to privatise Channel 4?

While luvvies have been busy worrying about the future of the BBC in recent months, it appears that Channel 4 may actually be the broadcaster in the government's firing line. According to Steve Blacks, the Downing Street photographer, an unknown man was snapped heading into 10 Downing Street with an 'official' document concerning the future of Channel 4. Close up the document appears to suggest the government should consider 'extracting greater public value' from Channel 4 by 'focusing on privatisation options': https://twitter.com/PoliticalPics/status/647064721280139264 In July it was reported that the government were considering proposals to privatise Channel 4 as it could raise £1bn for deficit reduction.

Kerry McCarthy defends saying that meat-eaters should be treated like smokers

Today Labour's vegan shadow environment secretary Kerry McCarthy has come under fire for comments she has made about meat. In an interview with 'Viva!Life' magazine -- given before she was given a role in Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet -- McCarthy said 'meat should be treated in exactly the same way as tobacco with public campaigns to stop people eating it'. Naturally this has gone down like a lead balloon with farmers, especially since she appeared to suggest people should give up meat and dairy completely: 'Progress on animal welfare is being made at EU level … but in the end it comes down to not eating meat or dairy.

Listen: Sarah Montague’s disastrous turn on Today

Oh dear. Sarah Montague is not having a good day. The Today presenter managed to make not one, not two, but three gaffes while hosting today's Radio 4 show. 1. Things got off to a bad start when Montague began her interview with Simon Kirby, the Chief Executive of High Speed Two, on the Chancellor of the Exchequer's trip to China for investment for the rail network. Alas, Montague appeared not to have managed to get her head around the purpose of the trip; repeatedly grilling Kirby on whether the project is doomed if the Chinese don’t give up to £12bn to help finance it. He had to explain several times that China are actually being asked to bid for £12bn of contracts: SM: Could it be done without Chinese money?

Charlotte Church takes #piggate to Tory conference

With yet more allegations concerning David Cameron published today as part of the Daily Mail's serialisation of Lord Ashcroft's Call Me Dave, the Prime Minister will be hoping that 'piggate' will soon be all but a distant memory to most. Alas, while the press feast on fresh revelations that Cameron once allegedly said that he was born with not one, but two silver spoons in his mouth, next month's Tory conference is expected to put pig firmly back on the news agenda. Anti-Tory activists are planning to wear pig masks as they protest outside the conference. Organisers at the People’s Assembly Against Austerity have even shared a link with protesters which shows them how to print their own pig mask for the occasion: https://twitter.

David Cameron injects extra venom into his feud with Lord Ashcroft

While Number 10 has refused to comment on the claims made in Lord Ashcroft's David Cameron biography, the Prime Minister did manage to make a small reference to the book at a dinner last night at the Carlton Club. James Landale, the BBC's deputy political editor, says that Cameron appeared to acknowledge his old foe Ashcroft's book -- which includes accusations of drug taking and intimate relations with a dead pig -- during a speech at a Conservative fundraising dinner at the London club: 'He told the 300 guests that he had had to go to hospital earlier in the day for a bad back, the result of some over-energetic wood chopping in his constituency at the weekend. The surgeon told Mr Cameron that he would need an injection and asked him to lie on his front.

Emily Thornberry risks another Twitter gaffe with pig jibe

Emily Thornberry has only just made it back onto the frontbench after she had to resign from the shadow cabinet over a tweet she sent of a photo of a house covered with St George flags during the Rochester and Strood by-election. However, despite discovering the dangers of Twitter first hand, the Labour MP has not been put off using it to share her more risqué thoughts.

Lib Dem ‘Glee Club’ goes to party conference

As the Liberal Democrats try and find a place for themselves in politics following a disastrous election result, the party can at least pride itself on having the most musical party conference. After their Lib Dem Disco over the weekend, a Lib Dem Glee Club is at conference today: https://twitter.com/SophyRidgeSky/status/646457138882195457 Sky News's Sophy Ridge, who is covering this year's Lib Dem conference, says there is a 'Glee Club' karaoke song book dedicated to the late Charles Kennedy. In this, they list a range of classics for which they have rewritten the lyrics to reflect the party's political struggles.

Anthony Seldon takes Isabel Oakeshott to task over #piggate

With doubts cast over the credibility of Lord Ashcroft's unofficial biography of David Cameron following 'piggate', his co-author Isabel Oakeshott appeared on Newsnight to defend 'Call Me Dave'. Cameron's official biographer Sir Anthony Seldon joined the former Sunday Times political editor in the studio where he raised concerns about the book: 'Quite frankly, why are we here talking about stories that well might not be true, put up by a very rich man whose personal promotion prospects are of no interest to the nation. Why are we talking about this, and what possible relevance has it got to the Prime Minister and how he conducts office?

Coffee Shots: Labour press office taunts David Cameron with Percy Pigs

With the Downing Street press office declining to comment today on allegations from Lord Ashcroft involving the Prime Minister and a dead pig, Labour has also stayed quiet over the claims. However, members of the Labour press office were unable to resist ignoring the alleged incident completely, with press officers giving out sweets to hard-working lobby journalists. The choice of candy? Percy Pigs, of course.

Revealed: Boris Johnson’s Piers Gaveston porkies

With Lord Ashcroft's claim in today's Daily Mail that David Cameron once enjoyed intimate relations with a dead pig, talk has soon turned to which unnamed Tory MP was the source of the story. With the incident allegedly taking place at an initiation ceremony for the Piers Gaveston dining society – which is named after Edward II's alleged male lover — it has been suggested that one of Cameron's Oxford university contemporaries could be the source. While Steerpike is yet to discover which MP is behind the Ashcroft tale, Mr S couldn't help but remember that one Tory MP previously got himself into trouble for telling porkies concerning Piers Gaveston.

Has Lord Ashcroft’s ‘unnamed Tory source’ been reading Hunter S. Thompson?

Today's news has been dominated by the claim in Lord Ashcroft's David Cameron biography that the Prime Minister once had intimate relations with a dead pig. Naturally Cameron has been the subject of much mockery, even though the story has come from only one source, who remains unnamed. While Ashcroft says that the MP who told him the story is well-placed, he also adds by a way of justification that 'it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent'. However, could the source simply be well versed in the writings of Hunter S. Thompson? In his election book 'Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail 72', the writer chronicled his experiences covering the 1972 presidential campaign.

Lord Ashcroft gets his revenge on David Cameron: #piggate

Given that Lord Ashcroft and David Cameron are known not to be on the friendliest of terms, the former Conservative Party deputy chairman's biography of the Prime Minister was never going to be a puff piece. Yet Steerpike suspects that even Cameron will be taken aback by today's Daily Mail front page: https://twitter.com/suttonnick/status/645708814340087809 The first part of the paper's serialisation of Call Me Dave looks into a young Cameron's days at Oxford university. First though Ashcroft details his feud with Cameron, explaining that their relationship turned sour after he failed to make good on a promise to offer the Tory donor a top job if elected.

Arthur Scargill: Jeremy Corbyn isn’t left wing enough

Ahead of the Labour leadership election result, David Cameron warned that Jeremy Corbyn would take Britain back 'to the days of Michael Foot and Arthur Scargill' if elected. Well, a week into Corbyn's leadership of the party -- and several gaffes later -- it turns out that there is one small snag with regards to Cameron's premonition; Corbyn is just not left wing enough. Arthur Scargill -- who founded his own Socialist Labour Party after the party changed the wording of Clause IV -- says Corbyn is 'not left wing enough to lure people back to Labour'. https://twitter.

Watch: Mhairi Black plays ‘My Heart Will Go On’

Mhairi Black won millions of fans with her maiden speech in Parliament criticising George Osborne over his cuts to the welfare system. However, today she has offered the nation a glimpse of her softer side, professing her love for Titanic. In a somewhat bizarre interview with Jon Snow, Black plays My Heart Will Go On -- the theme from the blockbuster film -- on a piano which just happens to be in the interview room: “I’ve always been obsessed with Titanic…it's one of the few areas of my life there's not politics". The SNP’s Mhairi Black MP spoke to Jon Snow on the anniversary of the Scottish independence referendum.

Jess Phillips: Why I told Diane Abbott to f— off

Jeremy Corbyn's first PLP meeting as the leader of the Labour party got off to a shaky start as MPs failed to applaud him. Happily, the attention was soon taken away from him, as a row erupted between his shadow international development minister and a Labour backbencher. Diane Abbott attempted to scold the newbie Labour MP Jess Phillips for asking a 'sanctimonious' question about why all the top four shadow cabinet jobs had gone to men. With Phillips telling Abbott to 'f--- off', Corbyn has since been criticised for not stepping in to stop the argument. Today's Times suggests that Corbyn's romantic fling with Abbott back in the 70s could have played a factor in his decision.

At last, Jeremy Corbyn befriends a cameraman

Jeremy Corbyn has not had much luck with cameramen of late. Since he was elected as Labour's new leader over the weekend, a war with the media has ensued as Corbyn does his best to avoid most cameramen. One particularly eye-watering encounter occurred on Sunday night with Sky News. Things took a turn for the worse on Tuesday when a BBC cameraman was admitted to hospital following an altercation outside Corbyn's home. While the Department for Transport is currently investigating if a member of their staff was responsible for the man's injuries, Corbyn can take heart that at least one cameraman is fighting his corner.

Heidi Alexander responds to Sarah Vine’s weight jibe

As the wife of Michael Gove, Sarah Vine has been subject to her fair share of political swiping. Still, the Daily Mail columnist is not afraid to give as good as she gets, having previously criticised fellow politician's wife Justine Miliband for her bland kitchenette. Today it was the turn of the new shadow health secretary Heidi Alexander to be on the receiving end of Vine's acerbic prose. Writing in her Daily Mail column, Vine said that Alexander needed to 'lay off the Hobnobs' as she was 'not exactly the picture of health': 'Jeremy Corbyn has appointed a vegan to look after farmers, a woman he’s never met to Shadow Education and someone who looks like she needs to lay off the Hobnobs to Health.

Listen: Marie from PMQs comes out fighting for Jeremy Corbyn

Jeremy Corbyn tried to take his 'new kind of politics' to PMQs today. To do this, the Labour leader asked David Cameron questions which were sent to him by members of the public. While many praised this new approach with the X Factor's Nick Grimshaw even tuning in, others were less convinced; Iain Dale, the LBC radio host, likened the format to an LBC phone-in: https://twitter.com/IainDale/status/644105157991600128 Well, it turns out Dale was on the money. The first question Corbyn read out was from a woman called Marie from Putney, who asked about housing. While Twitter soon went alight as hacks tried to find out who the woman of the moment was, LBC managed to beat everyone else to it.