Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: John Bercow calls Sajid Javid ‘incompetent’ in Commons showdown

John Bercow's war with the Conservatives looks set to return after a lively exchange of words this lunchtime. The incident occurred after Javid responded to an urgent question from Labour on the steel industry regarding the 1,200 job losses Tata Steel. Bercow decided that Javid had taken too long to answer the question and told him it should have been 'blindingly obvious' to make a government statement on the matter instead. Rather than put the Business Secretary down gently, the Speaker let his feelings be known by calling Javid 'discourteous and incompetent' before warning him that 'it must not happen again'. 'What he should not do is fail to communicate with me in advance, ignore the convention and greatly exceed his allotted time.

Broadsheets help to get China’s message across (with a little help from Downing Street)

Although President Xi Jinping's state visit to Britain is supposed to herald the beginning of a golden era of partnership between China and the United Kingdom, the visit has already been marred in controversy with many questioning why the government is teaming up with a country with a history of human rights abuses. Still, readers of today's broadsheets could be forgiven for believing that we are already in the full grip of China-mania. Today's Financial Times has six full-page adverts from Chinese companies welcoming the Chinese president.

Isabel Oakeshott on David Cameron: he said he would trash whatever we wrote

The launch party for Call Me Dave proved to be an eventful affair as it was revealed that Lord Ashcroft was unable to attend after falling critically ill around the time of the book's launch. As guests munched on cocktail sausages and sipped champagne, his co-author Isabel Oakeshott took to the stage to give a speech. To kick things off, Oakeshott recalled David Cameron's advise to her when she first planned to help Ashcroft write the biography. Oakeshott, who was the Sunday Times political editor at the time, says he warned her against joining the project: 'We had a conversation about my plans to help Michael with his book, I recently looked at the transcript of our conversation and was struck by his dark warnings about me getting involved.

Lord Ashcroft absent from book launch after suffering septic shock

With Lord Ashcroft notably absent in the days and weeks following the release of Call Me Dave, guests at the book's official launch at Millbank Tower waited with anticipation for Ashcroft to make his grand entrance. However, when it came time for the speeches, it fell on the book's publisher Iain Dale to break the news to guests that he was not coming, instead playing a video by way of explanation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHNkVEoS8C0 While guests -- including Neil Hamilton and Owen Paterson -- first took the Channel 5 Belize video to be a spoof, it soon became clear that Lord Ashcroft had been taken ill following the release of the biography, after suffering renal failure, liver and kidney failure, as well as septic shock.

Peter Hitchens proves to be Russell Brand’s Achilles heel

Although Russell Brand has stopped producing his YouTube series The Trews after tiring of being in the spotlight, fans of the comedian-turned-revolutionary can now get their fill in the new documentary Brand: A Second Coming. While the film, which is directed by Ondi Timoner, was originally supported by Brand, he later got cold feet on viewing a first cut. After asking for changes -- and saying that he would try and prevent the film's release -- he went on to distance himself from the project by boycotting the film's premiere. So what was it in the film that caused Brand to perform a U-turn? Well aside from disclosures about his colourful love life, it appears to be none other than Peter Hitchens who gave Brand the biggest headache.

Steve Hilton takes a swipe at the Tories over China

Chinese President Xi Jinping arrives in Britain today to embark on his official state visit. While the visit aims to build on George Osborne's own trip to China to reinforce trade relations, Jeremy Corbyn is expected to ruffle feathers by bringing up the country's bad track record on human rights when he meets the president this week. Government figures are hoping Corbyn will spare them blushes by using a private meeting with the president for the conversation rather than Tuesday's state banquet, with China's ambassador to the UK warning that he expected British people to know how to behave at the dinner. However, should Corbyn give off a frosty demeanor at the lavish do, he will find an unlikely supporter in David Cameron's former head of strategy Steve Hilton.

Nicola Sturgeon parties with the Daily Mail

Nicola Sturgeon and the Daily Mail hosted a drinks reception for journalists last night. The unholy alliance included speeches from the First Minister and Scottish Daily Mail political editor Alan Roden. Roden recounted a fashion show he had covered at the Scottish parliament which had involved Sturgeon as one of the models, and two Mail correspondents covering it, while Sturgeon teased the journalist for asking so many questions about her shoes that she had begun to wonder whether he was less interested in writing about them and more interested in buying them. She then handed Roden a sewing kit so he could fix a pair of split trousers. ‘Can you do it for me?’ he asked, jokingly, as Sturgeon threw the pack to him.

Diane Abbott earns herself a new nickname

Since Jeremy Corbyn was elected as Labour's new leader, few of his colleagues have been more supportive than Diane Abbott. As well as defending John McDonnell on the Today show this week over his fiscal charter U-turn, the shadow secretary for international development -- who reportedly once enjoyed a romance with Corbyn -- took it upon herself to defend Corbyn's honour at a PLP meeting last month when Jess Phillips criticised him over the lack of women in his shadow cabinet. With Phillips responding by telling Abbott to f--- off, it's safe to say that Abbott's new role as Corbyn's champion has not gone down well with some Labour MPs.

Boris Johnson’s history of violence

Oh dear. With Boris Johnson needing to mount a political comeback pretty soon in order to have any hope of stopping George Osborne's bid to be the next Conservative leader, the Mayor of London could do with some good PR. So unfortunately an incident that occurred on his trip to Japan is unlikely to prove helpful. Johnson was filmed knocking over a 10-year-old Japanese schoolboy during a 'friendly game' of rugby. With the boy, who is called Toki Sekiguchi, saying that he only felt a little pain,  Mr S suspects he may have got off lightly given Boris Johnson's history of violence. 2. Last year during a charity football match, Johnson took down a nine-year-old as he went in for the ball with an over-enthusiastic tackle. https://vine.co/v/Oq6JqQqqdgr 3.

Watch: Richard Burgon’s car-crash Channel 4 interview

As Labour's new shadow City Minister, Richard Burgon will be hoping to prove that his party isn't as anti-business as they were seen to be in the last election. Alas, his interview with Cathy Newman on Channel 4 news last night will have done little to help his cause. Burgon -- who was one of the MPs to nominate Jeremy Corbyn in the Labour leadership election -- struggled during the interview in which he tried to defend John McDonnell over his fiscal charter U-turn: 'If people don't change their view when further evidence comes before them then they've got some tough questions to answer. Labour is an anti-austerity party. This is a political stunt by George Osborne.

Sandi Toksvig puts politics to one side for QI role

Earlier this year Sandi Toksvig stepped down from her role on Radio 4's The News Quiz to launch a career in politics as part of the newly-formed Women's Equality Party. Speaking about her decision to leave the BBC for politics, the presenter-turned-politician said that she had had enough of making jokes about politicians and instead wanted to participate in politics, with the aim to field party candidates in the 2020 election: 'I have made jokes over and over again about politics and, do you know, this election I’ve had enough, and I have decided that instead of making jokes about it, I need to participate. So I am involved in the founding of a new political party. It’s called the Women’s Equality party.

#Piggate makes an appearance at PMQs

Although Jeremy Corbyn has decided to adopt a more civil approach when it comes to PMQs, the message appears to have not yet reached all Labour MPs. After a fairly polite exchange between Corbyn and Cameron today, it fell upon Labour’s Kevin Brennan to lower the tone with a pig jibe. Speaking about Lord Ashcroft's David Cameron biography Call Me Dave -- which made headlines last month over a section suggesting that Cameron had once enjoyed intimate relations with a pig, Brennan asked the Prime Minister when he had found out about Lord Ashcroft’s non-dom status as the account in the book had differed to Cameron's version of events.

Nick Clegg reveals his biggest coalition regret (and it isn’t tuition fees)

It's fair to say that during Nick Clegg's time in the coalition, the former deputy Prime Minister appeared to make a number of catastrophic mistakes when it came to the wellbeing of his party. However, when asked in an interview on Newsnight what he would list as his biggest regret, the former deputy Prime Minister chose not to dwell on policy blunders such as the Liberal Democrat's disastrous tuition fees U-turn. Instead Clegg said his 'biggest mistake' was sitting next to David Cameron at PMQs: 'I think maybe my biggest mistake was sitting where I did at PMQs and maybe I should have sat somewhere else.

John Whittingdale ruffles feathers at BBC campaign event with off-piste speech

Last night BBC staff and musicians alike assembled at Portcullis House to back UK Music's Let it Beeb campaign. As guests including Lord Hall, Sandie Shaw and Anneka Rice raised a glass to the campaign which aims to protect BBC music services from the threat of charter renewal, MPs including Ed Vaizey and Jess Phillips made sure they didn't miss the chance for a celebrity selfie. It then fell on organisers to urge everyone in the room to sign their petition calling on the government to 'protect vital BBC music services from any budgetary cuts during the charter renewal process'. With that in mind, they made sure that John Whittingdale, the Culture Secretary, was in the audience to hear their pleas.

Helen Goodman finds herself in hot water over Jeremy Hunt tweet

At this year's Tory conference Jeremy Hunt defended the government's tax credit cuts, claiming they would make the British people work as hard as the Chinese. While Hunt has since claimed that his comments were misinterpreted, tonight Labour's Helen Goodman hit out at the Health Secretary for the comments. She says if things are so great in China then why did Hunt's wife Lucia -- who is from Xi'an, China -- move to Britain: Given that the personal dig hardly fits in with Jeremy Corbyn's promise of 'a new kind of politics', Labour supporters have been quick to call on Goodman to apologise. Speaking on Westminster Hour this evening, Lady Basildon -- the Labour peer -- said Goodman should say sorry.

Ukip MEP on dangers of an independent Scotland: we’ll end up living in caves, eating cold porridge

This morning Nicola Sturgeon said in an interview on the Andrew Marr Show that a second referendum on Scottish independence is now 'inevitable': 'I've always believed and I still believe today that Scotland will become independent and it will become independent in my lifetime.' While many unionists were quick to point out that Sturgeon had said that the last referendum was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, David Coburn opted to take a different tack when it came to voicing his opposition to that 'awful strident woman': https://twitter.com/DavidCoburnUKip/status/653259716068511744 The Ukip MEP says that if Sturgeon does manage to have her way and make Scotland an independent country, the consequences will be disastrous.

Jacob Rees-Mogg finds an unlikely fan in Mhairi Black

In Mhairi Black's maiden speech in the House of Commons, the young SNP MP voiced her opposition to the Tories by criticising George Osborne over his party's housing policy. However, despite calling the Conservatives 'a really dangerous party' in an interview with the Guardian, it appears Black has at least softened in her approach to some members of the party. The SNP MP says that she has a lot of time for Jacob Rees-Mogg, adding that she could listen to the eurosceptic Tory MP all day: 'I could sit and listen to him all day, I disagree with him 99.9 per cent of the time, and that wee percent is just because he’s got good manners. But I love listening to him, his knowledge is incredible, and he’s so polite.

Guardian columnist on spitting protesters: ‘I really don’t have a problem with it’

This week's Tory conference made the headlines after journalists and Tory supporters attending the event were spat at and egged. With Labour MPs quick to condemn the actions of protesters in Manchester, today it fell upon the Guardian's Zoe Williams to come to the defence of the spitting protesters. Speaking on the Daily Politics, Williams said that she understood why they would 'spit and throw eggs': 'I think there is a kind of persistent exclusion from some voices in the debate and you cannot blame people for ultimately becoming quite angry and I really don’t have a problem with it.

Robert Peston’s new job ruffles feathers at the BBC

Earlier this week Mr S reported how Robert Peston's appointment as ITV's new political editor had led his former BBC colleagues to place a sign outside their press room at Tory conference making it clear that he was no longer welcome. Now, in a further sign that his new job has not gone down well with his former colleagues, the BBC's deputy political editor James Landale has posted a cryptic tweet directed at those journalists who have not been promoted in recent months. Landale -- who was overlooked in favour of Laura Kuenssberg for the role of BBC political editor -- has sent a message praising those who -- like him -- put the story first, get on with the job and keep buggering on: https://twitter.