Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Vivienne Westwood pays an unwelcome visit to David Cameron’s house

While politicians are currently debating the Assisted Dying Bill in Parliament, Dame Vivienne Westwood has decided there is a more pressing matter that ought to be on the news agenda. The eco-minded fashion designer is on her way to David Cameron's house in a massive tank. Alas, it's not a friendly visit. Westwood has hired out the fuel-guzzling machine in order to protest about fracking outside Cameron's Chadlington home, in his constituency village: Dame Vivienne Westwood's anti fracking tank rides to David Cameron's house in #Witney. #HeartNews pic.twitter.com/oRRn50ibBg — Thames Valley News (@HeartThamesNews) September 11, 2015 It's not the first time Westwood has taken part in a bizarre stunt in her quest to stop the government from fracking.

Coffee Shots: George Osborne pays a visit to Boris Johnson’s bunker

An excerpt from Anthony Seldon's David Cameron biography claimed that George Osborne finds his Tory leadership rival Boris Johnson 'plain annoying'. Happily the pair put any differences aside today as the Chancellor of the Exchequer paid a visit to Johnson's constituency. The happy duo visited the Battle of Britain Bunker in Uxbridge to see how a £1m investment will help to restore the historic site. This bunker, if you remember, was the one Osborne joking referred to in the Budget when he said 'I want to thank the member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip for bringing to my attention the dilapidated state of his campaign bunker'. The Mayor invited Osborne to check out the state of that campaign bunker, and the pair had great fun pushing flags across a map together.

Political protest in Chelsea: champagne, drag and Dell’Olio

With Chelsea residents currently in the centre of a planning row over a proposed Crossrail 2 station on the King's Road, concerned locals have started a 'No Crossrail in Chelsea' campaign. Of course given that this is Chelsea, the group's protest methods are a step above the usual tactics employed by disgruntled parties. Last night saw London's glitterati take over the Pheasantry on the King's Road for a night of champagne, drag and cabaret as they protested the council's proposals. Nicky Haslam, the society interior designer, performed some of his favourite songs as he remembered Chelsea's glory days when the King's Road was filled with 'junk shops and junkies'.

Liz Kendall goes ‘Cool Britannia’ with endorsement from Blur musician

Liz Kendall may say she is not the Blairite candidate in the leadership election but her campaign isn't doing much to suggest otherwise. As well as possessing the most New Labour-esque policies, Kendall appears to be bringing back Cool Britannia. Just as Tony Blair was once the darling of the 90s music movement with musicians like Oasis frontman Noel Gallagher supporting him, Kendall has now won an endorsement from another Brit Pop great. Blur's drummer Dave Rowntree was the guest of honour at Kendall's final campaign event this morning, before the election result on Saturday: When Mr S interrupted their Tender embrace to hear why the Girls and Boys had come together at the event, Rowntree came across rather shy and acted as though he was Out of Time.

Is Jeremy Corbyn really more posh than Harriet Harman?

Harriet Harman ended her final appearance at PMQs as the interim Labour leader with a parting shot in the direction of Jeremy Corbyn, who is the odds-on favourite to be the party's next leader. ‘It was quite surprising to discover I’m not possibly old enough or posh enough to be the frontrunner of this leadership election,' Harman told Andrew Neil on the Daily Politics. It's true Corbyn is one year older than Harman, at 66, but is he really more posh than the St Paul's Girls' School alumnus? The die-hard socialist certainly has the most privileged upbringing of any of the Labour leadership candidates. Growing up in a seven-bedroom manor house in Shropshire, he is the only candidate who attended private school, studying at the independent Castle House Preparatory School.

WATCH: Nicola Sturgeon sings God Save the Queen

As the Queen celebrates becoming Britain's longest-serving monarch today, David Cameron led tributes for Her Majesty this morning in the Commons ahead of PMQs. While the Prime Minister praised her 'unerring grace, dignity and decency', Sir Gerald Howarth tried a different tack; showing his appreciation for her with an anecdote about his wife not wishing to attend a local donkey derby: 'When I consult Lady Howarth and ask whether we should go to the donkey derby, and she says, “But we went there last year,” I say, “And Her Majesty does all sorts of things every single year.” Her Majesty has done a fantastic service to this nation.

Bob Geldof reveals George Osborne’s Band Aid PR stunt

Last night's GQ awards were a tame affair. Russell Brand wasn't on hand to make Nazi jokes at the expense of a sponsor and the magazine refrained from awarding a philanthropy award to Tony Blair for a second year in a row. They did, however, award a gong to the Chancellor of the Exchequer for being the 'politician of the year'. Sir Bob Geldof presented George Osborne with the award, but not before he had described Osborne as having the reputation for being the 'most machiavellian politician'. The musician and philanthropist then proceeded to tell an anecdote about Osborne's charitable gesture last year when he returned VAT on sales of the Band Aid 30 Ebola single to the charity. The deal clincher?

Michael Crick outs Conservative press officer at Jeremy Corbyn rally

Although Conservative politicians insist they are not worried by the threat of a Jeremy Corbyn led opposition, an incident that occurred on Tuesday night appears to suggest otherwise. Channel 4's Michael Crick discovered a Conservative press officer sat in the audience at Corbyn's political rally in Nuneaton. When Crick confronted the staffer -- known as Mike Watkinson -- with his camera crew behind him, Watkinson came across all camera shy and immediately fled the scene: https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/641294675001901057 A chase scene followed as Crick threw questions in Watkinson's direction, asking him why he was attending the event on behalf of the Tories: 'Were you sent here by the Conservative party? Have you come to gather intelligence?

Professor of Corbynomics hired to lecture on ‘economics of the real world’

After Richard Murphy was revealed as the man behind Jeremy Corbyn's economic policies, many were quick to start casting doubts over the duo's credentials. In fact Labour's very own shadow chancellor Chris Leslie dismissed their 'Corbynomics', claiming their plan for quantitative easing amounted to printing money to 'magically deal with all the public service and public investment needs that we have'. While senior bods in Labour may think Murphy and Corbyn are away with the fairies, the tide may be turning when it comes to the education sector at least. With Corbyn potentially days away from taking charge of the Labour party, one university has decided Murphy -- who is the author of 'The Courageous State' -- makes a whole lot of financial sense.

Bevanite Ellie makes a comeback for Camp Cooper

In 2010 a young Labour blogger by the name of Ellie Gellard introduced Gordon Brown at Labour's manifesto launch. Unfortunately the party's attempts to look down with the kids soon backfired as it was revealed that Gellard -- who goes by the name @BevaniteEllie on Twitter -- had previously written on her Stilettoed Socialist blog that she hoped Brown would stand down; 'get your coat: time's up'. So Mr S hopes for Yvette Cooper's sake that Gellard's latest efforts will have a better result. While Gellard moved away from politics after a stint helping Ed Balls (and embarking on a relationship with his head of communications Alex Belardinelli), she is making a comeback having been appointed Elle magazine's new political editor: https://twitter.

Lord Rennard’s call for House of Lords reform backfires

In this year's dissolution honours, the Liberal Democrats were awarded 11 peerages, three more than their total number of MPs. Since this brought the party's roll call of Lib Dem peers to 112, sceptics have been quick to point out that this number appears to be at odds with the party, which had previously prided itself on reforming the ever-growing House of Lords. Happily the whiffs of hypocrisy haven't stopped Lib Dem peers from grumbling about the crowded upper house.

Coffee Shots: Lezzers4Jezzer

Given that Corbynmania has so far led users on Mumsnet to lust over Jeremy Corbyn's 'world weary sea dog' looks, as well as inspiring a host of politicians to grow their facial hair, it was only a matter of time until the LGBT community also got in on the action. Mr S has come across a new Corbyn fan base which goes by the name of 'Lezzers4Jezzer'. The group of ladies, who are backing Corbyn in part because he supports gay rights, have even been promoting the Twitter account at Jeremy Corbyn events: https://twitter.com/Lezzers4Jezzer/status/640462819289337856 However, Corbyn beware.

David Attenborough ‘turned away’ from Lord Hall’s BBC speech

With the BBC facing the prospect of cuts as a result of the government's charter renewal, there has never been a more important time for the corporation to keep its biggest assets on side. So Mr S was curious to hear of an incident involving Sir David Attenborough which occurred at a BBC event this morning. As Lord Hall prepared to reveal details about cuts to the BBC along with the Beeb's plans to work with UK's arts and science institutions, journalists and supporters gathered at the Science Museum to hear the speech. Alas when Sir David Attenborough arrived he had no such luck.

Sky commercial gives Dermot Murnaghan reason to blush

Last month Sky News revealed a rather curious promo for the return of The Murnaghan Show. It saw Dermot Murnaghan depicted in the style of a superhero while a carefully worded ditty played in the background: 'Murnaghan, Murnaghan, he's the man, Murnaghan, Sunday mornings analysing different views, the biggest face in the news, Look out, here comes the Murnaghan.' Now word reaches Steerpike that the bizarre video has since caught the attention of Murnaghan's colleagues, who have taken to ribbing 'the Murnaghan' over it when he is in the office. Alas, all of this appears to be wearing thin on 'the Murnaghan'; Mr S hears that the presenter has told producers that he does not want it to play while he is on air.

Tom Watson plans results party

The results aren't in, the votes haven't been counted, but you can still book a place at Tom Watson's election results party! An intriguing invite popped up in Mr S's inbox from none other than the deputy Labour leadership hopeful. Although Watson -- who is the odds-on favourite at 1/14 -- says he is holding the event regardless of whether he wins or loses, he has taken the bold step of booking out an entire pub come what may. Watson tells supporters about his party prep in an email. 'So win or lose on Saturday 12 September, after the result is announced, I'm having a party,' Watson writes. 'We've booked The Old Star on 12th September from 12pm. I'd love to see you there.

Ukip candidate blames Syrian boy’s death on his parents: ‘queue jumping costs’

After a young Syrian child was photographed washed up dead on a Turkish beach, David Cameron has been the subject of much vitriol as members of the public and politicians alike urge him to do more to help refugees. However, it is a former Ukip candidate who has attracted the most furore on the topic. Peter Bucklitsch, Ukip's election candidate for Wimbledon, has taken to Twitter to claim that the boy's parents are to blame for his death because they tried to take him to Europe. Bucklitsch says three-year-old Aylan Kurdi was 'well clothed and well fed', and that he died because 'his parents were greedy for the good life in Europe,' adding that 'queue jumping costs': Unsurprisingly his comments have been met with uproar online.

Tristram Hunt stands firm on Corbyn despite threat of ‘Labour purge’

Yesterday Channel 4's Michael Crick reported that a pro-Corbyn Unite official had told him 'careerist' MPs will be purged from Labour if Jeremy Corbyn gets in. Among those on the list of targets for de-selection was Tristram Hunt, who would 'make a wonderful scalp'. Yet despite all the noise, Hunt doesn't seem too bothered. Although his fellow New Labour comrade Chuka Umunna performed a reverse ferret earlier this week over whether he would support a Corbyn-led government, Hunt appears not to be backing down.

Yvette Cooper responds to Charles Moore over wardrobe comments

Charles Moore recently wrote in his Spectator Notes that a candidate’s looks matter in leadership elections. While discussing the Labour leadership hopefuls, he noted that Liz Kendall 'looks like a nice person, but not in a distinctive way' whereas there is 'something quite appealing' about Yvette Cooper's 'slightly French crop and black and white dresses, especially when she is so boring that one looks rather than listens’. Not everyone was charmed by Moore's critique, with many defending the ladies' honour online and Nicola Sturgeon even intervening on Twitter. https://twitter.com/NicolaSturgeon/status/635387803367571456 Now Cooper has responded to Moore in an interview in this week's issue of The Spectator.

The Great British Bake Off becomes latest victim of ‘clean eating’ cult

In a world in which wholesome recipes by the likes of Nigella Lawson and Delia Smith are being spurned in favour of lean alternatives from green goddesses who advocate 'clean eating', Mr S would have hoped to be able to rely on the no-nonsense Mary Berry to talk some sense at this testing time. Alas, it's not to be. The BBC's Great British Bake Off is the latest victim of the 'clean eating' trend. Tonight's episode of the hit BBC2 show will see Berry and Paul Hollywood instruct the contestants to bake 'without sugar, gluten or dairy'. In case you -- like Mr S -- don't know how to bake without these food groups, this evening's tasks will include creating sugar-free cakes, gluten-free pittas and dairy-free ice cream.

Rebekah Brooks returns to News UK to head up Rupert Murdoch’s empire

It's all change at News UK today after it was confirmed that Rebekah Brooks will be making a triumphant return to the publishing group. Brooks -- who stood down from the company over the phone hacking scandal -- has been appointed as Chief Executive Officer of News UK. Robert Thomson, Chief Executive of News Corp, announced her appointment in a statement: 'Rebekah will lead a great team at News UK into the digital future, while maximising the influence and reach of our newspapers, which remain the most informative and successful in Britain and beyond. Her expertise, excellence and leadership will be crucial as we work to extend our relationship with readers and advertisers, and develop our digital platforms to take full advantage of our brilliant journalism.