Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Will Labour put its money where its mouth is on conference security?

Although Labour Conference is set to take place next month, doubts have surfaced over whether it will go ahead thanks to a security snag. After the party decided to boycott G4S -- their usual security supplier -- they have been left with few options when it comes to security firms for the event. A leaked memo to Guido last week revealed that the only security firm available to Labour at present is Liverpool-based Showsec. Alas, questions have been raised over their suitability as they are in the midst of a row with the GMB after being accused of not letting staff unionise. However, Mr S understands there is another option on the table.

Momentum take the struggle to… Britain’s poshest music festival

It's tough being a Trot nowadays. As well as having Tom Watson peddle 'baseless conspiracy theories' about your political motives, you have to take your message to the masses in order to win power. Perhaps that's why Momentum top dog James Schneider spent the weekend sunning himself at an ancient royal hunting ground owned by Baron Rotherwick, the Tory peer. The venue for this year's Wilderness festival -- aka Britain's poshest music festival --  Cornbury Park is a favourite of David Cameron and his wife Samantha. In return for the £177 entry fee -- not including the optional five course banquets on offer -- punters were rewarded with performances from the Flaming Lips, Kate Nash and Momentum.

Labour’s attack dog turns on Andy Burnham

What a difference a year makes. Last August, Michael Dugher and Andy Burnham were thick as thieves with Dugher -- a former Brown spinner -- even running Burnham's failed leadership campaign. Alas now that Jeremy Corbyn is leader their friendship has taken a turn for the worse. While Dugher was sacked as shadow Culture Secretary in January, Burnham has clung on as shadow Home Secretary -- even choosing to remain when the majority of the shadow cabinet resigned in protest of the leader. While sceptics suggested this was because he was worried about losing Corbynista votes in his bid to be the Mayor of Greater Manchester, today any such bet paid off with Burnham announced as Labour's official candidate.

Lloyds boss fails to practise what he preaches

Today the Sun have splashed on the revelation that Antonio Horta-Osorio, the married boss of Lloyds Bank, managed to combine business and pleasure on a recent trip a banking conference in Singapore. Horta-Osorio is alleged to have met his mistress Dr Wendy Piatt -- a former special adviser to Tony Blair -- at the five-star Mandarin Oriental hotel, reportedly even using his state-owned Lloyds Bank address for the booking. While it is currently unclear whether the £4000 hotel bill was paid from his own money or expenses from the bank -- which is nine per cent owned by British taxpayers -- Mr S suspects he is on a sticky wicket either way.

Eddie Izzard’s kiss of death catches up with him

Spare a thought for Eddie Izzard. Every campaign the cross-dressing comedian attaches himself to has a tendency to end in failure. After backing Ed Miliband in the General Election, Izzard found himself on the losing side once again in the EU referendum campaign when his tour of university campuses failed to swing it for Remain. Today he has missed out on a place on Labour's National Executive Committee. Izzard had hoped to be elected onto the party's NEC as part of his efforts to carve a career in politics. However, he ended up coming eighth, with the six available seats going to more Corbynista candidates. https://twitter.

Chris Grayling gets off to a bad start with Southern commuters

Oh dear. Less than a month into his tenure as transport secretary, and Chris Grayling already has a crisis on his hands. As commuters on Southern Rail face a week of rail chaos across London and the South East thanks to strikes, there is a growing anger that Grayling is yet to take charge of the situation -- despite describing it as his 'top priority'.

David Cameron finds himself out of the club

As David Cameron gets use to life on the backbenches, he is making the most of his reduced workload by enjoying a lavish break with his wife Samantha to Corsica. However, when he returns to the bubble he will need to get used to a life without some of the luxuries previously awarded to him as Prime Minister. As well as having to now sort his own transport, Cameron had best not plan to hit the golf course anytime soon. The latest register of interests shows that Cameron has had his membership to the Ellesborough Golf Club -- which began in 2011 -- revoked. The golf club -- which lies near Chequers -- traditionally waives the annual £1,165 membership to offer current Prime Ministers free membership.

Philip Hammond will not be a hard-hat chancellor

Since Theresa May succeeded David Cameron as Prime Minister, she has wasted no time in putting distance between herself and many of Cameron's flagship policies. As well as putting the brakes on Hinkley Point, May has hinted that she will take a fresh approach to the Northern Powerhouse and grammar schools. Now Mr S understands that another aspect of the Cameron and Osborne premiership is facing the axe. During Cameron's time in government, both he and Osborne became known for their penchant for hard-hats and high-vis jackets. In fact, Osborne wore the items for so many industrial visits that he even became known as the 'hard-hat chancellor'.

Nick Clegg blames ‘disrespectful’ Gove for Queen backs Brexit story

Now that Michael Gove has returned to the backbenches, the former Justice Secretary can take heart that his new role will at least save him some awkward meetings, say for example, with the Queen. In an upcoming BBC documentary on Brexit, Nick Clegg blames Gove for the Sun's 'the Queen backs Brexit' splash. Published in March, the paper reported that the Queen clashed with Nick Clegg -- then Deputy Prime Minister -- over Europe at a lunch in 2011 at which Her Majesty declared the EU was ‘heading in the wrong direction’. Although Gove has previously denied being behind the story -- which the palace complained to Ipso about -- Clegg would care to disagree.

Tory MPs turn on Steve Hilton over resignation honours row – ‘pompous arse’

As David Cameron continues to receive flak over his resignation honours list, yesterday his old pal Steve Hilton stuck his head above the parapet to make his criticism be known. Not content with going against his old boss on the EU, Hilton -- who is Cameron's former director of strategy -- says the honours system is 'corrupt'. Alas it turns out not everyone on the Tory benches is so happy about Hilton sharing his views from across the pond. Richard Benyon, the former environment minister, took to Twitter to call Hilton a 'pompous arse': https://twitter.com/RichardBenyonMP/status/761118214386364416 It turns out that Hugo Swire -- who coincidentally received a knighthood in the aforementioned resignation honours -- agrees with Benyon.

Corbyn gives chair of Labour’s anti-Semitism inquiry a peerage

Although Jeremy Corbyn has previously suggested that he is against the creation of new peers, the Labour leader appears to take a different approach when it comes to the chair of his anti-Semitism inquiry. After weeks of speculation that Corbyn was poised to give Shami Chakrabarti -- who recently found that the party was not overrun with anti-Semitism -- a peerage, today the news has been confirmed in the official resignation honours list: In a statement on the decision, Labour say they are 'delighted' to confirm Chakrabarti's appointment to the House of Lords. They refrain, however, from addressing concerns that this suggests a conflict of interest.

Scottish Labour ask entire mailing list to stand in local elections

With Scottish Labour now the third biggest party in Scotland following disastrous election results in May, it's safe to say that its members have seen better times. However, there does appear to be one positive to the beleaguered party's lagging popularity: it's never been easier to get involved. Today Scottish Labour have sent out an email to their full distribution list -- including members of the press -- asking recipients to stand in the local elections: Alas it turns out the party have now got cold feet about asking members of the media to stand.

So Yvette Cooper, where are your refugees?

Yesterday the Home Office won its appeal against a landmark ruling that allowed four Syrian refugees living in the main camp in Calais to come to the UK. While the refugees will be allowed to stay, the appeal means that it will be difficult for more refugees to come to Britain this way in the future. Following the decision Yvette Cooper labelled Theresa May 'a disgrace'. The Labour politician says she is appalled that May pursued this appeal and called on her to do more to help Syrian refugees. However, Mr S couldn't help but think back to Cooper's own promises when it comes to refugees.

Paul Mason’s Brexit Bulletin fails to make the cut

It's not a good time to be a member of the MSM, aka mainstream media. A quick look at alternative news outlets like the Corbynista Canary will tell you that reports from the MSM are frequently inaccurate. What's more, the Guardian now appear to have joined the cause. On Monday, the paper published an article by Piers Robinson suggesting Russia Today, al-Jazeera and Press TV should not be off-limits as while they may be biased so is much western media. So, what are the alternatives? Mr S was intrigued last month when Paul Mason -- the former Channel 4 economics editor turned revolutionary -- announced to much fanfare that he would be launching a public service 'Brexit Bulletin'.

Ukip leadership hopeful raises £8 with crowdfunding campaign

While Ukip won't announce its leadership shortlist until Wednesday, Bill Etheridge is expected to be one of the names that makes it onto the ballot. Thanks to his hardline policies -- which range from a referendum on the death penalty to a ban on halal meat -- Etheridge is likely to get plenty of press attention without having to campaign too hard. Perhaps that's for the best given that his campaign for finances doesn't appear to have got off to a flying start. The Ukip MEP set up a crowdfunding campaign two weeks ago to try and rally donations for 'Billieve in Bill'. However, so far there has only been one donation and Etheridge has raised a mere £8 of his £5,000 goal.

Steven Woolfe finds himself in a tight spot

It's only Tuesday and Steven Woolfe must already be wishing this week was over. After missing the nomination deadline on Sunday, Woolfe will learn today whether his leadership application will be accepted. If that weren't enough, he is also in the firing line over his lapsed Ukip membership and the Huffington Post's revelation that Woolfe broke electoral rules in 2012 by failing to reveal a drink-drive conviction when he stood to be a Police and Crime Commissioner. Still, should Woolfe's leadership hopes live to survive another day, Mr S understands that he will have to dig deep in order to win round party bean counters.

Downing Street cat fight: round II

Oh dear. After weeks of bubbling tensions, things have come to a head between Theresa May's resident cat Larry and Palmerston, the Foreign Office's chief mouser. The feuding duo -- who have been engaged in a turf war for some weeks -- got into such a scrap this morning that fur flew and the felines had to be physically separated. [caption id="attachment_9573752" align="aligncenter" width="520"] (Credit: @PoliticalPics)[/caption] With the fight just one of many this month, Mr S hears a rumour that Battersea Dogs and Cats Home -- who provided the animals -- have now been called in to try and mend the cats' relationship. If they fail, it may well be time for Cameron to put his money where his mouth is and welcome his old pet into his new home.

Steven Woolfe misses Ukip leadership deadline

Although the Tories have recently undergone a leadership election and Labour are in the midst of one, it's Ukip's leadership contest that is shaping up to be the most shambolic. While Suzanne Evans was ruled ineligible to stand for leader, the frontrunner in the race -- Steven Woolfe -- has been dogged by reports that he too is ineligible after he failed to renew his party membership when it expired. However, this snag may now be the least of Woolfe's problems. The leadership favourite has managed to miss the deadline for submitting his nomination. Although applications were due in by noon on Sunday, Woolfe's application did not successfully go through until 12.17pm. Woolfe's spokesman insists that he attempted to submit the application at 11.

Is Theresa May’s chief of staff behind the Hinkley Point jitters?

This week relations between Britain and China were placed under strain after the government delayed approval for the Hinkley Point nuclear plant. Under David Cameron and George Osborne, Britain’s first new nuclear power station -- of which China General Nuclear has a one-third stake -- had been expected to get the green light this month. However now Theresa May is in charge, the government appear to have got cold feet. Announcing that no decision will be made until autumn, Greg Clark -- the business, energy and industrial strategy secretary -- said the government will now 'consider carefully all the component parts of this project'.

Steve Hilton ruffles feathers with Republicans

During Steve Hilton's time in 10 Downing Street, David Cameron's former director of strategy's reputation for 'modernising' the Conservative party inspired the creation of PR guru Stewart Pearson in The Thick of It. However, while Brits may now be used to Hilton's penchant for casual-wear and 'blue sky thinking', across the pond it's a different story. Word reaches Steerpike that Americans at last week's Republican Convention were left puzzled over a bedraggled attendee who strolled the vicinity shoeless. Republicans at the Cleveland meet were overheard asking: 'who is that dude?'. Happily Mr S's Brit-in-the-know was on hand to assist. On turning round to see what all the fuss was about, they saw Cameron's old pal walking around in socks.