Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

George Osborne presses on with his foreign ambitions

Although George Osborne was passed over for the role of Foreign Secretary in Theresa May's Cabinet reshuffle, the MP for Tatton is still keen to show that he can fly the flag for Brexit Britain. It follows that the former Chancellor of the Exchequer is set to be guest of honour at Tina Brown's Brexit bash in New York this week. According to Page Six, Osborne will join the top hack -- and one time Remain-er -- for a dinner which aims to show that the 'special relationship' can survive Brexit. With New York journalists perceiving this as Osborne's attempt to 'drum up trade with the US in the wake of his country’s shock exit from the European bloc', Mr S can't help but wonder if George has run his plans past Boris Johnson, the Foreign Secretary.

‘Stupid English people’ to blame for Brexit, says Alan Cumming

In last month's EU referendum, pundits and politicians were left surprised when Brexit triumphed with 52 per cent of the vote. Since then not everyone has taken the outcome lying down. While the SNP's Nicola Sturgeon is adamant that Scotland should not have to leave the EU, a number of Remain-ers in England -- including David Lammy -- have suggested the result should be overturned or ignored for the good of the people. Now one Scot has offered their two cents worth from across the pond. In an interview with the Scottish Herald, Alan Cumming -- the Good Wife actor who resides in New York -- has blamed the referendum result on... 'stupid English people': 'I was appalled when I heard the result. And I have three words to sum it up. Stupid. English. People.

Downing Street cat fight

Claws out, it's all kicking off in Downing Street. After a month of drastic change and bubbling tensions among Westminster's big beasts, things have started to turn violent. However, rather than May vs Osborne, it's the government's two top cats who can't seem to keep a lid on it. When David Cameron moved out of No.10, he left Larry the cat behind --insisting that he still loved him. In the MP for Witney's absence, Downing Street's resident mouser has struggled to cope. While little is yet known of his relationship with the new Prime Minister  it's Palmerston -- the Foreign Office cat -- who appears to be the cause of friction.

Sorry Jeremy, shouldn’t Labour’s gender equality review start at home?

Today Jeremy Corbyn has launched his campaign ahead of the Labour leadership election. Corbyn, who is being challenged by Owen Smith, used the launch to announce that -- under him -- the next Labour government would introduce compulsory pay audits for companies with more than 21 staff -- in order to show whether or not they are discriminating against female employees. However when asked by Sky News if this meant he would publish an equal pay audit for his own office, Corbyn failed to commit. Perhaps that's for the best given that any such report is unlikely to make inspiring reading. Forget comparing the salary difference between women and men in the top jobs, when it comes to the Leader's Office it's men who tend to rule the roost.

Corbyn campaign website sends a mixed message

With Owen Smith now Jeremy Corbyn's official challenger in the leadership election, the pair will spend the summer campaigning ahead of the September vote. Thankfully Corbyn has a shiny new leadership website titled 'Jeremy4Leader' to help him do exactly this. However, judging by the main photo one could be forgiven for thinking it was a site for the Socialist Workers Party. Although the site is designed to 'help get Jeremy re-elected as Labour leader', in the photo -- from a march in support of Corbyn -- there are several SWP placards as well as a charming sign with a picture of Hilary Benn -- and the caption 'chat sh--, get sacked': The chances of uniting the party after the leadership election look slimmer by the day.

Meet Jeremy Corbyn’s new Question Time champion – the Vote Leave campaigner

After Jeremy Corbyn faced a vote of no confidence from Labour MPs over his lacklustre effort in the failed Remain campaign, a leadership contest is now underway. Corbyn and his challenger Owen Smith will spend the summer campaigning against one another for the leadership. However, in order to have a vote supporters only have until 5pm today to cough up £25 to join the party as a registered supporter. In order to encourage his supporters to do exactly this, Jeremy Corbyn has today tweeted a video of his new star supporter Michelle Dorrell. Michelle will look familiar to many.

Watch: Theresa May ridicules ‘unscrupulous’ Corbyn over Labour job insecurity

In recent weeks, Jeremy Corbyn's popularity has hit a new low with the Parliamentary Labour Party. Things are so bad that he is unable to assemble a full Shadow Cabinet -- instead having to assign some people with more than one position. So, it was an interesting move of the Labour leader to bring up job insecurity and difficult bosses at today's PMQs. Corbyn suggested that Theresa May had much work to do when it came to making employment rights fairer. Alas, the Prime Minister was unimpressed with Corbyn's complaints.

Osborne’s ally: ‘In mafia terms, George has been disrespected’

Theresa May is midway through her first session of Prime Minister's question time, and it's a very different look. She and Philip Hammond look like siblings in the front bench, but Mr S was struck by the sight in the backbenchers. Look at the above screen: who's that in the bottom-right corner? There's the newly-sacked George Osborne, making clear that he isn't going anywhere. The new Spectator is going to press right now, and a line in James Forsyth's political column jumped out at Mr S. Here's a sneak preview: Allies of George Osborne are particularly irritated by his treatment, and feel that he was denied the chance to leave office with dignity. One former Cabinet Minister close to him complains that the new Prime Minister ‘dressed him down’ when she sacked him.

Angela Eagle’s leadership campaign ends with yet another gaffe – ‘porridge!’

Today Angela Eagle has announced that she is dropping out of the Labour leadership race. Her decision comes after a campaign that has seen Eagle struggle to catch a break since it first kicked off -- with hacks walking out of her campaign launch to attend Andrea Leadsom's. So, perhaps it's fitting that her campaign ended on a similar note. In an interview with Sky News, Eagle performed a routine sound test in which the producer checked the audio quality by asking her what she had had for breakfast. However, the broadcaster actually went live while this was going on. This meant viewers saw the former shadow business secretary repeatedly shout the word 'porridge' live on air, before she went on to explain why she was dropping out.

Watch: John Kerry bangs his head on No.10 front door

When David Cameron hummed a bizarre tune last week as he walked through the door of No.10, there was much mystery about what the tune meant. Thankfully, his former communications director later cleared things up -- revealing Cameron hummed because he was worried no one would open the door. Whilst everyone laughed at Dave at the time, it seems that he was actually onto something. Today John Kerry emerged from the famous black door this morning to give everyone a big wave. Alas the US Secretary of State hit a snag on his return. After the door failed to open on Kerry's return, he hit his head on the closed door... and they say Boris Johnson is the foreign secretary we need to worry about.

David Cameron’s Mr Darcy moment

It's been a difficult month for David Cameron, who has gone from holding the most powerful office in the country to being a backbench MP. Happily Mr S understands that he is now able to look back fondly on his greatest achievements so far from his time in politics. One of which involves being a Conservative heart-throb. Speaking at the 30th anniversary celebration of Patrick McLoughlin’s time as an MP last week in Chatsworth, Cameron recalled 'the nicest thing' that any woman has ever said him.

Did Melania Trump just out herself as a Democrat?

There's no love lost between Donald Trump and Barack Obama. And yet for Melania Trump, the President's wife Michelle appears to be a source of great inspiration. That much seemed clear from the Trump's wife's speech to the Republican Convention last night when she channeled Michelle Obama's address from 2008. Here's what Trump said: 'From a young age, my parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond; that you do what you say.' And here's what Michelle said: 'Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values: like, you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond; that you do what you say you're going to do.

Owen Smith: I’m normal… I have a wife and children

Oh dear. With nominations for the next Labour leader set to open in a matter of hours, now is not the best time for either leadership hopeful to suffer a PR disaster. Alas, this is exactly what has happened to Owen Smith thanks to an interview he gave to Sky News. In the interview, Smith appears to claim that he is normal because he has a wife and children: https://twitter.com/SuperRetroid/status/755049835938611205 Given that his leadership rival Angela Eagle is a lesbian with no children, his comments are not going down well with liberal Labour supporters. Many have taken his words to show prejudice towards the childless as well as the LGBT community.

Power or revolution? Revolution, says Jeremy Corbyn

As Jeremy Corbyn is forced to fight for the Labour leadership, one of the main criticisms from his opponents is that he is more interested in turning Labour into a protest group, than a party that can win an election. This sentiment has not been helped by his Momentum comrade Jon Lansman recently claiming that 'winning' was for political elites. However, it turns out that Corbyn may actually be on the same wavelength as Lansman. On Friday night Mr S made his way to the Royal Festival Hall to watch Corbyn in conversation with Ben Okri, the writer. Here, Okri made the Labour leader answer some quick-fire questions: BO: Poem or novel? JC: Poem BO: Dance or yoga? JC: Yoga BO: World peace or world prosperity? JC: Peace BO: Mountain or sea?

Coffee Shots: Seumas Milne gets in Corbyn’s way

With Labour in turmoil, Owen Smith and Angela Eagle have both spent their Sunday explaining why they should be the one to challenge Jeremy Corbyn for the leadership.  So with a leadership contest looming, how has Corbyn spent the weekend? Catching Pokémon, it turns out. In a short film for the BBC, the beleaguered Labour leader can be seen trying out Pokémon Go, the new phone app currently taking over the world. Unfortunately Corbyn hits an initial bump in the road after Seumas Milne -- his director of strategy and communications --  stands in the way of Corbyn's phone. Happily, they overcome this and his efforts are soon rewarded when Corbyn manages to catch the character Krabby; 'our work this morning has not been in vain'. Vive la Revolution!

Rod Liddle’s Freedom Dinner speech: Labour’s Jew-bashing, the anti-Brexit mob and Tim Farron

This week, Mr S made his way to Boisdale to watch his Spectator comrade Rod Liddle give the key address at the fifth annual Freedom Dinner. Hosted by Forest, Liddle stayed on-message at the libertarian bash -- speaking freely on a range of topics from his Labour suspension to the Guardian's Comment is Free section. Here is the speech in full: Many thanks for inviting me here tonight. I have been told that I was picked to deliver this address from among a very large list of people, solely because I have children and am a mother. This gives me great empathy and understanding and also the right to amend my CV whenever the feeling takes me. That was a star which rose and fell rather speedily, wasn’t it? Before we even learned how to pronounce her name.

Theresa May’s purge of the posh

It's not a great day to be an ambitious Tory who attended a private school -- let alone Eton. After Theresa May promised to work to build a society with a focus on helping the working class rather than the rich, she has started by implementing this approach in her Cabinet. George Osborne, Nicky Morgan, Theresa Villiers and Oliver Letwin are among the privately-educated politicians to face the axe today. Meanwhile, the majority of the high profile briefs have gone to state school educated politicians. Alongside May, the Chancellor -- Philip Hammond -- and the Justice Secretary -- Liz Truss  -- attended a state school. Meanwhile Justine Greening has made history by becoming the first ever Education Secretary to attend a comprehensive.

BBC staff ‘whoop and cheer’ John Whittingdale’s sacking

During John Whittingdale's tenure as Culture Secretary, the Tory MP has proved to be the thorn in the BBC's side. So, it's safe to say that some Beeb employees will be breathing a sigh of relief that Whitto has today been sacked from the Cabinet. However, it appears that staff at the Beeb have actually gone a bit further than just expressing mild relief. A BBC journalist claims that the newsroom actually erupted into 'whoops and cheers' on hearing the news that Whitto had lost his job: Although the hack has since deleted his tweet, this will only fuel concerns that the impartial Beeb isn't so impartial after all when it comes to the Conservative government. Update: The journalist now claims it was all a joke https://twitter.

Liam Fox celebrates his new job

While today's political climate might not be great for the country, the watering holes of Westminster are certainly doing okay out of the tumult. Mr S hears that Liam Fox was in a celebratory mood on Wednesday night after being appointed Secretary of State for International Trade. Steerpike is informed that the MP stayed close to a table loaded with the House of Commons' finest fizz. What's more Mr S hears a whisper his good old pal Adam Werritty was on hand to help Fox celebrate. At a time when too many politicians are gloom-mongering after Brexit, Mr S is pleased to hear the good doctor has lost no time in his new job: raising morale in his party, toasting the health of the new Prime Minister and telling the world that Britain has plenty to celebrate.