Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Chuka can: his next leadership bid starts now

Last summer, Chuka Umunna disappointed his Blairite mentors when he dropped out of the Labour leadership race. Explaining his decision, Umunna said that he was uncomfortable with the level of pressure and scrutiny on both himself and his loved ones. A lot has changed since then. With Jeremy Corbyn leading a fractious party -- and Umunna now happily married -- could a comeback be on the cards? After Keith Vaz stepped down from his role as chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee on Tuesday, Umunna has today confirmed that he will stand in the election to replace Vaz. Umunna -- who is already on the committee -- will have to beat off competition from fellow Labour comrades, with Yvette Cooper and Fiona Mactaggart both tipped to run.

Sadiq Khan takes a swipe at George Osborne at GQ awards

To GQ's Men of the Year awards at the Tate Modern. With Russell Brand not around to make Nazi jokes at the expense of a sponsor this year, Amy Schumer did her best to unsettle the champagne-fuelled crowd. Accepting the 'woman of the year' gong, the American comedian said she was relieved an awards ceremony 'finally celebrated men'. However it was Sadiq Khan's 'politician of the year' gong that caught Mr S's attention. Accepting the award, the Mayor of London made sure to mention his predecessor George Osborne -- who triumphed in the category just last year.

V&A director throws his toys out of the pram over Brexit

Oh dear. After the nation voted for Britain to leave the EU in the referendum, many Remain-ers were left downhearted and depressed over the result. While some have since managed to put on a brave face, others continue to struggle. Take for example Martin Roth, the director of the V&A. Over the weekend, reports surfaced that the museum's German director is to step down from his role over... Brexit. The Guardian reports that his 'disillusionment' with the Leave vote was the main contributing factor in the decision. On Monday night, Roth appeared to hint at such reasons in a speech to mark the opening of the You Say You Want a Revolution exhibition at the V&A.

Ken Livingstone tries to defend Keith Vaz – but talks about Hitler instead

Today Keith Vaz has stepped down as chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee following a series of claims about his personal life. His decision comes after a number of his Labour comrades tried to help his cause by going onto the airwaves to wax lyrical about their colleague. Simon Danczuk -- who is currently suspended from the party for sexting a 17-year-old -- appeared on the Victoria Derbyshire show to claim that Vaz is a well-respected MP. He was joined by Ken Livingstone -- who is currently suspended from the party over his claim that Hitler was 'supporting Zionism' before he 'went mad and ended up killing six million Jews'. Livingstone did manage to wax lyrical about Vaz briefly.

Coming soon: Sinn Féin at Labour conference on the ‘cost of Ireland’s partition’

Throughout Jeremy Corbyn's leadership of the Labour party, his links to Sinn Féin have been called into question by his critics. As Mr S's colleague Douglas Murray has previously reported, Corbyn was chumming up to the Irish republican party even while their military wing was blowing up ordinary pub-goers, shooting farmers in the head and planting bombs in Britain’s shopping centres. So while times have changed, Mr S was curious to learn of a fringe event taking place at Labour conference in Liverpool. Steerpike understands that Sinn Féin will host a talk titled 'Brexit: the cost of Ireland's Partition'.

Labour MP climbs the greasy pole with Flora plug

After the Government released its childhood obesity strategy last month, Theresa May stood accused of sidelining the issue. So, Mr S was pleased to receive an invite to an event focussing on the issue. Sharon Hodgson -- the Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group for School Food -- is holding a breakfast on Tuesday morning to call on the government to do more to tackle child obesity. However, Hodgson is not alone in her mission -- the Labour MP appears to have teamed up with Flora. In an email for the event sent out to hacks, Hodgson invites attendees 'on behalf of Flora'.

Jeremy Corbyn calls in UB40 to bolster his campaign

Although a poll in the Times last week suggested that Jeremy Corbyn will win the Labour leadership with an even bigger mandate than last time, some party insiders claim it is a lot closer than many think. So, perhaps that's why Corbyn has called in the help of... UB40. Yes, the British reggae band are to join Jeremy for a special press conference as part of his campaign. The Labour leader says he is 'delighted' to receive the endorsement of UB40 as they are 'one of the most successful British reggae acts of all time'. Meanwhile, UB40 repay the compliment. Jimmy Brown, the drummer, says they support Corbyn because 'he is the only one willing to speak up for working people'.

Michael Gove returns to The Times

In the aftermath of the Leave vote, it's safe to say that not every Brexiteer's career path has played out as they hoped. After Michael Gove's leadership bid backfired, the former Justice Secretary has found himself on the back bench. What's more, his old pals George Osborne and David Cameron appear to have cut him from their once close friendship group. However, Mr S is pleased to report that Gove has reason to smile once again. As of next month he will return to The Times -- where he previously worked before turning his hand at politics -- to write a regular column for the Murdoch-owned paper. Steerpike understands that the appointment has led to speculation at News UK that this is a staging post to the editor's chair.

Keith Vaz on the perks of poppers

Following the Sunday Mirror's claim that Keith Vaz is leading a double life paying young male escorts for sex, the MP for Leicester East is expected to step down from his role as the head of the Home Affairs select committee. In the texts and video footage published by the paper, Vaz appears to inquire about purchasing 'coke' as well as sending texts asking the escorts to 'try and pick up some poppers'. While Vaz disputes the paper's version of events, doubts have now been raised over the validity of an investigation the MP launched in 2011 into the effects of cocaine. However, it's Vaz's comments on poppers that have piqued Mr S's interest.

Eddie Izzard parts ways with his pink beret

During the EU referendum campaign, Eddie Izzard toured the country wearing a pink beret in a bid to convince young people to vote Remain. Alas his efforts failed to have the desired effect, with the Leave result only adding to his growing list of doomed campaigns. While Izzard's kiss of death has since gone on to lose him another election -- failing to win a place on Labour's NEC last month -- he appears not to be put off. This weekend the cross-dressing comedian turned activist took part in the March for Europe where die hard Remain-ers -- seemingly unswayed by the referendum result -- took to the streets to call for the triggering of Article 50 to be delayed indefinitely.

How to reselect your MP – a handy guide for Corbynistas

Once upon a time Jeremy Corbyn said that he would not bring back Labour's mandatory reselection of the Eighties if elected leader. However, it seems that the recent Labour coup has caused him to have a change of heart. Just last month, Corbyn refused to rule out Labour MPs facing mandatory reselection battles before being allowed to stand. So, it's rather handy timing that a Corbynista has only just gone and published a guide on 'How to Select or Reselect Your MP': 'If you are reading this, chances are either you are not entirely happy with your Westminster representative’s performance, or you know or suspect that your Constituency Labour Party will need to choose a new candidate next time round, for any one of a range of reasons.

Listen: BBC’s comedy sketch attack on ‘working class’ ITV

Yes, it was a bank holiday – but did that give the BBC an excuse to launch a licence-fee funded attack on its independent rival? The peg, if you can call it that, was ITV’s decision to turn off all its programming for an hour on Saturday morning as part of its 'I am team GB' campaign to get people into sports clubs, with the participation of an impressive number of freshly-garlanded Olympic medalists. The BBC is very sensitive to all of that: it likes to think it has the monopoly on piety, and can't handle any other channel doing anything in the name of wider public service.

Why Brexit has the X Factor

Since the British people voted for Brexit in June, there has been a sense of disbelief among luvvies. While Charlotte Church has demanded her 'f---ing European Union back', Mr S's colleague Lloyd Evans reports that the comedy at this year's Edinburgh Fringe harboured a 'pleb-hating mood' when it came to the referendum result. So, Mr S was pleased to learn that the same cannot be said for everyone in show-business. In an interview with the Sunday Times Magazine, Sharon Osbourne -- the X Factor judge and wife of Ozzy Osbourne -- outs herself as a Brexiteer.

Paul Mason lifts the lid on Labour’s guardians of elite power

After the nation voted in favour of Brexit in the EU referendum, Jeremy Corbyn faced a coup from Labour MPs left unsatisfied with his efforts for Remain. Leading the charge, Hilary Benn sparked a round of mass frontbench resignations after he said there was ‘no confidence' in Corbyn's ability to win the next election. However, could it all have been part of an elaborate trick? Mr S only asks after Paul Mason appeared on Broadcasting House to discuss the situation. The former Channel 4 economics editor turned revolutionary said that he was certain Corbyn would win a general election: 'I think Jeremy Corbyn will win. Or let's put it this way, he will be in a position to form a government.

Andy Coulson’s PR exercise

When Andy Coulson stepped down as David Cameron's director of communications in 2011 over phone hacking allegations, it made front page news. In the subsequent trial, Coulson was sentenced to 18 months for conspiracy to hack phones. So as Coulson embarks on a new chapter in his life, Mr S was intrigued to read an interview Coulson has given to the Evening Standard to promote his communications company, Coulson Chappell. In the interview, Coulson answers a range of pre-set questions that a celebrity is asked each week for ES Magazine's 'My London' section. When asked who his hero is, Coulson names Winston Churchill, before claiming the politician would not 'have survived more than a year in modern politics'.

Is Hillary Clinton the new Bob Geldof?

So far in the course of the presidential campaign, Hillary Clinton has been labelled 'crooked' and had her political rival Donald Trump suggest that she ought to be in jail. However, has the worst insult only just arrived? Following Nigel Farage's speech in support of Trump, Clinton took the unusual step of speaking out to discredit Farage. The Democrat candidate described Farage as a man who had 'stoked anti-immigrant sentiment to win the referendum to have Britain leave the European Union'. Farage has since hit back. He has suggested that Clinton should spend more time speaking to normal people as  'she sounds rather like Bob Geldof and can't accept Brexit.' If the election plays out in the same way the referendum did for Geldof, Clinton will be in trouble.

Labour’s security shambles takes a turn for the worse

It's exactly one month until Labour conference and the party's security shambles just got a whole lot worse. After the NEC voted to boycott G4S, the only firm willing to do the job were Showsec, a non-unionised security firm. This option was deemed unsatisfactory and so the party have had to go 'cap in hand' to G4S. Alas, the Telegraph reports that the firm rejected Labour's offer over concerns about 'staff safety'. So, will the conference be cancelled? There is another option. The party could ask the police for extra security. However, this would cost them as where security workers for Showsec cost around £9 per hour, a PC comes to £59.65 an hour. By way of assistance, Mr S has come up with a rough estimate of what the party should start put to aside for this.

Jeremy Corbyn gets a seat on Virgin (again)

After a difficult few days for Jeremy Corbyn following 'traingate', the Labour leader has reason to smile again. Today, Corbyn has put his Virgin drama behind him and boarded one of the company's trains to get to Glasgow for tonight's debate. What's more, he has a seat! https://twitter.com/roseyboy17/status/768720973814202368 Let's hope Corbyn manages to refrain from sitting in the corridor this time around.

Jeremy Corbyn’s jammy escape

On Wednesday, Jeremy Corbyn appeared rather rattled when a Sky News reporter asked him about 'traingate' at a campaign event on the NHS. The Labour leader huffed and puffed before explaining that while there were a few empty seats on the train he had wanted to sit next to his wife. Unfortunately, this remark contradicted a briefing from Corbyn's own team the night before, with his representatives claiming that the issue was not just that he couldn't find two unreserved seats next to each other. So, why was there a communications breakdown? There appears to be a clue in today's Guardian. It seems that after Virgin released the CCTV footage, Corbyn's team were unable to reach him. Why?

Nigel Farage tells Trump rally to take heart from Brexit

As everyone in Britain knows, Brexit became a real possibility only once Nigel Farage was elbowed out of the leadership by Michael Gove and Boris Johnson. But you can forgive Farage for pretending otherwise in his six-minute speech to the Trump rally as he tried to make out that Brexit and Trumpism are the same kind of thing. In fact, Brexit is a prime example of how a country avoids Trumpism. The kind of referendum that puts people like Farage out of work, and puts parties like Ukip out of business. Anyway, Farage seems to have learned from the campaign experience and borrowed Boris's habit of addressing his audience as ‘folks’. David Cameron will be reassured to know that he was booed, almost as loudly as Barack Obama.