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Will John Cleese now leave England? Mr S. only asks because yesterday the former funnyman tweeted this: Unfortunately for Cleese, things in the Commons haven't gone his way, with MPs voting not to go ahead with Leveson 2. So, is he a man of his word?
Poor old Theresa May. Last week, a portrait of the Prime Minister was unveiled at Oxford University as part of their 'wall of geography women'. But the PM's time on the wall at her former university has been short-lived. A group calling themselves 'Not all Geographers' is claiming success after May's portrait was taken down following an outcry from angry students. A spokesman for the group had told Oxford student paper Cherwell: 'The main, and most basic, issue comes with the celebration of a sitting Prime Minister. Should a department align itself with the power of the day, when there are those who actively challenge it? It is unprecedented to celebrate state power in such a way (regardless of one’s political affiliation).' https://twitter.
Cabinet is certain to be tetchy this morning after Boris Johnson called the PM's preferred customs arrangement 'crazy'. Things were no different on Sky News just now when Iain Duncan Smith popped up to discuss Brexit. IDS clashed repeatedly with Adam Boulton as the pair discussed borders, Brexit and whether Boris would do a better job than Theresa May. Here’s how it unfolded: IDS: Let me finish, because you need to understand what the problem is AB: No, but you’re making an assertion IDS: No, I’m not … IDS: Adam, sorry, just wait. Let me finish. Wouldn’t you like to know the answer to that question? AB: Yeah IDS: Right, let me finish. … IDS: Do me a favour, Alan, err Adam. You ask me a question, let me finish.
The local election results have raised questions about both Labour and the Conservatives' viable route to a majority at the next general election. In that vein, Paul Mason – the Corbynista former broadcaster – has written a piece for the i paper explaining why Labour must win former Ukip votes: Alas Mr S suspects Mason hasn't helped much here himself. Just last year, he described most Ukip voters as blokes who would steal your bike: 'Most of the UKIP people are either people who haven’t voted or have flipped in a radical way from Labour. They are toe-rags, basically. They are the bloke who nicks your bike.' Can Mason win them round?
After winning the 'broadcast journalist of the year' gong on Tuesday at the London Press Club awards, Kay Burley topped off a busy week with a debut on the Andrew Marr show. The Sky broadcaster joined Amanda Platell and Ayesha Hazarika for the paper review segment of the early morning current affairs show, Only while discussing the sad news about Sir Alex Ferguson's health problems, Burley caused quite a splash on air. Flicking through the Sun to show viewers at home the depth of their coverage on the story, Burley inadvertently showed more that she had intended – turning to a picture of a model wearing very little: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnSd4_dQ-jo Ever the professional, Burley calmly returned to the front page with speed...
The Conservatives better-than-expected election result has been dampened somewhat by CCHQ's decision to reinstate a councillor suspended for comparing an Asian man with a dog last June in order to take control of Pendle council. Labour have been quick to go on the attack – accusing the Tories of abandoning decency in favour of a power grab. However, Labour don't have the monopoly on outrage over elected councillors. While the party failed to get the landslide it had hoped, there was one particular cause for celebration in Birmingham: Safia Alif Noor Akhtar, the party's candidate in Birmingham Small Heath, 'waltz[ed] to victory' in the words of the local paper. Mr S predicts a bright future in Jeremy Corbyn's Labour Party.
Happy Karl Marx day. To mark the 200th anniversary of the revolutionary philosopher's birth, a statue of the revolutionary philosopher (funded by the Chinese, natch) has been erected in his German hometown Trier to protests, Owen Jones has tweeted a picture of his cat reading Das Kapital and a range of pieces have been published across the media on his legacy. Only some articles are more gushing than others. Take for example, the Financial Times essay on new Marx biography 'A World to Win: The Life and Works of Karl Marx'. The glowing piece sees the journalist offer a rather selective account and verdict of Marx's life and legacy.
In the flurry of excitement over the local elections, Chi Onwurah’s Question Time appearance has been cruelly overlooked. Happily, Mr S is on hand to right this wrong. The Labour MP's attempt to criticise the Tories over student loans backfired last night. The Labour MP spoke of her apparent fears that a working-class student could be put off university by the amount they would have to pay back. But Onwurah didn't account for a furious Martin Lewis, who was also on the Question Time panel, taking her to task for her comments: Astonishing scenes on #bbcqt as a furious moneysaving expert Martin Lewis destroys Labour’s Chi Onwurah over her attempts use student debt as a political football.... Lewis brings the house down.
Has Labour’s anti-Semitism row cost the party in the local elections? Given their disappointing results in areas with a large number of Jewish voters, such as Barnet, it would seem so. So is Ken Livingstone feeling apologetic for repeatedly talking about Hitler? Not so, if his interview on Sky News just now was anything to go on. Instead of apologising for embarrassing his party, Ken doubled down on his comments, and again droned on about Adolf Hitler’s view of zionism: 'There is a lot of Jewish people not just in Barnet but all over the place who believe I said Hitler was a zionist. That was the big smear on the day that I was suspended.
Ukip has had a dismal night in the local elections: the party is so far down 92 seats, and retains only two council seats across Britain. Some politicians might do their best to try and put a gloss on things – but not Ukip's general secretary, Paul Oakley, who has compared his party to the black death. Oakley told the Today programme: UKIP's general secretary @PaulJamesOakley compares his party to the Black Death. ☠️ He claims that's not a bad thing and says it's not over for his party. #Election2018 #r4today pic.twitter.com/dJ0Tim3Mns— BBC Radio 4 Today (@BBCr4today) May 4, 2018 'Think of the Black Death in the Middles Ages. It comes along, goes dormant, and then comes back' So was the comparison the result of a lack of sleep overnight for Oakley?
It's been a somewhat disappointing night for Labour, and Mr S wonders whether his party's failure might have upset John McDonnell. Earlier this morning, the shadow chancellor was taken to task for his comments about Esther McVey being lynched. Claire Perry called for McDonnell to say sorry – an opportunity McDonnell turned down. Here's how their exchange unfolded on BBC News: Perry: Are you going to apologise now? This is your chance to say sorry. Look at this hand gesture: get back in your box, woman. McDonnell: This is unacceptable in a programme like this So, Minister Claire Perry tries to get John McDonnell to apologise for saying he thought Esther McVey should be lynched. Instead, he tries to shut her up.
Owen Jones has been on a mission of late – a mission to unseat Tories. The Guardian columnist has been taking his campaign to key Labour target seats. Only despite the Guardian columnist's best efforts, Labour have had a rather underwhelming night in the local elections. So, in order to help with future planning, Mr S thought it might be helpful to examine the varying degrees of success* when it comes to Jones's campaign work: Owen Jones visited Kensington Tory HOLD Owen Jones campaigned in Kensington where Labour had high hopes of making gains and perhaps even taking control of the council. This would have been the crown jewel in their campaign. Alas it wasn't to be, there was only one Tory loss despite the Tory council coming under heavy criticism for the handling of Grenfell.
Oh dear. It's not been a great night for Labour. Although Jeremy Corbyn's party has managed to make gains in the cities, Labour has not managed to meet the sky high expectations they had for the local elections. However, it's safe to say that Corbyn's close ally Chris Williamson – the MP for Derby North – has had a particularly bad night. Williamson's patch went one stop further and manage to actually buck the national trend. Ukip not only held on to one of its seats but a Ukip candidate took a seat from Labour. Labour has now lost control of the local authority, with the Conservatives making two gains. Had the results tonight in Derby North been replicated in the last general election, Chris Williamson would not have won his seat.
As voters head to the polls today, the Conservatives are hoping their reputation for bin management will trump any concerns over the government's Brexit plans. However, Mr S suspects not all of the Tory literature used will have the desired effect. In Ilford Town, a leaflet went out to residents listing four reasons to vote for the area's Conservative candidates. Only a printing error meant that these 'reasons' consisted of dummy text – rather than any achievement: 'Three lines of text about what issues/projects/policies you've already fone or are doing or will be doing in your ward/area.' Readers are welcome to enter their own suggestions in the comments below.
MPs are busy debating criminal barristers in the House of Commons: not the most exciting of topics, admittedly, but some are at least doing their best to liven up the discussion. Step forward, Tory MP Bob Stewart, who responded to being rebuked by John Bercow by saying: 'As ever I take a spanking without any problem' Sounds painful...
Although the Conservatives have managed a successful expectation management campaign ahead of the local elections, were the Tories to lose control of Kensington council, it would be hard to spin it as anything other than a total disaster. So, a letter from a former Conservative MP in today's Evening Standard declaring his intention to vote Labour in the borough appears to be a taste of bad things to come. Keith Raffan – the Conservative MP for the Welsh seat of Delyn from 1983–92 – says he was left with no other choice after meeting two less than ideal Tory candidates: However, before the Tories get too worried it turns out Raffan's 'defection' isn't such a scandal as the paper suggests.
Dominic Raab has finally broken his silence on the key question every one wants to know the answer to: does he eat the same lunch every day? The Daily Mirror reported last week that one of his staff members, who had been caught out in a sugar daddies sting, revealed that Raab’s daily lunch order from Pret consisted of a ‘chicken Caesar and bacon baguette, superfruit pot and the vitamin volcano smoothie, every day’. Not any longer, Mr S is pleased to report. Raab was asked whether he has ditched the ‘Dom Raab special’ in favour of something more adventurous.
Emmanuel Macron’s global charm offensive continues. But his bid to woo the Australian Prime Minister Down Under appears to have backfired somewhat. Thanking his host, Malcolm Turnbull, for his warm welcome, Macron had this to say: ‘I wanted to thank you for your welcome, thank you and your delicious wife for your warm welcome…Thanks to you and Lucy’. Oh dear. Whatever will Brigitte say?
Chris Williamson is no stranger to appearing on Russia Today, and it seems the Corbynista MP is not going to break the habit any time soon. Or could he? The latest register of interests reveals that Williamson landed himself £300 for a TV appearance back in January. So where was the money from? Williamson declared that the cash was paid by Studio Sixty Billion, the producers of Russia Today show 'Sam Delaney's News Thing', which he popped up on earlier this year. That appearance was, of course, before John McDonnell urged Labour MPs to have nothing to do with Russia Today in the wake of the Salisbury poisoning. And after the shadow chancellor's intervention, Williamson does indeed appear to have changed his tune on the channel, but not for the reason Mr S. thought.
Although Gavin Williamson has managed to get through the week without telling any world leader to 'go away and shut up', he's also had to deal with a new leadership rival entering the scene in the form of Amber Rudd's successor Sajid Javid. Not one to be outdone, Williamson has made sure to have a rather packed schedule himself. On Monday, the Defence Secretary told hacks at the Irish Embassy that the Prime Minister had told him to be 'more diplomatic in your language, in your tone' following his Russia comments: 'Gavin, it’s all well and good being a direct-speaking Yorkshireman but as Defence Secretary you have Being Defence Secretary is about carefully and thoughtfully choosing words.’ And what diplomatic language ought he use?