Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Cathy Newman brings the house down on Jordan Peterson’s UK tour

Watch out, people. Jordan Peterson is back in Britain – this time on his 12 Rules for Life speaking tour. Given the controversy he stirred up last time, it's almost a marvel the Home Office let him back into the country. His first stop was a packed Hammersmith Apollo last night, where security was high and fans greeted the Canadian psychologist's appearance like the second coming. One of Mr S's spies went along to see what the fuss was all about and says one of the biggest laughs of the night went to Dave Rubin: The libertarian YouTube star introduced Peterson on stage, and poked a little fun at Cathy Newman for her infamous Channel 4 interview with Jordan Peterson.

Labour’s prince across the water – ‘distance gives perspective’

Not so long ago, Rachel Sylvester penned a column in the Times in which she revealed that friends of Miliband say he is still ‘attracted’ to Britain. Now it seems the UK is in luck! Labour's prince across the water has made a brief return to British politics in a bid to stop a hard (any) Brexit. The former Labour politician is urging the UK to seek a 'safe harbour' after Brexit by staying in the European Economic Area. He warns that if Labour's Brexit position stays as is, Corbyn risks becoming the 'midwife of hard Brexit'. So is this a fleeting visit or will Miliband be tempted to give up his £425,000 a year job as the chair of the refugee charity International Rescue in New York and move back?

Fact check: the Observer’s ‘one million students’ back second Brexit vote report

Here we go. With David Miliband dipping his toe back into UK politics as part of the 'stop Hard (any) Brexit' campaign, there appears to be a new momentum to Remain efforts. In this vein, Mr S read the Observer's splash this weekend with particular interest. The paper reports 'one million students join calls for vote on Brexit deal'. So, is this the start of something big? A number that could tip the scales in the facour of Remain in a future vote? https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/995410563428704257 Perhaps not.

Watch: John Bercow’s awkward clash with Tory MP

Awkward scenes in the Commons just now where Conservative MP James Duddridge has called for a debate on John Bercow’s replacement as speaker. After being picked by Bercow, the Tory MP told Parliament: 'Given your manifesto commitment to go by the 22nd June, can we have a debate…about what we want from a speaker, what type of speaker we want before we move to a secondary discussion about who we want to replace you.' His comments did not go down well with Bercow's chums on the other benches, with one MP calling the intervention 'ridiculous'. Unsurprisingly, too, Bercow – who was sitting slumped down in his chair – was not impressed either. He told Duddridge: 'I...

Tory Brexiteers and Remainers finally settle their differences

Tory Brexiteers and Remainers might share the same benches in parliament but they don't always see eye to eye these days. Which makes Mr S pleased to see the likes of Crispin Blunt and Ken Clarke find common cause this afternoon. So what did they finally manage to agree on? Blunt and Clarke – as well as outspoken Brexiteer Peter Bone and the Remainer Tory MP Dominic Grieve – rebelled against the government by voting in favour of Leveson 2. It's just a pity that they were all on the losing side...

Will John Cleese now leave England?

Will John Cleese now leave England? Mr S. only asks because yesterday the former funnyman tweeted this: Unfortunately for Cleese, things in the Commons haven't gone his way, with MPs voting not to go ahead with Leveson 2. So, is he a man of his word?

May must fall: PM’s portrait removed from Oxford University display

Poor old Theresa May. Last week, a portrait of the Prime Minister was unveiled at Oxford University as part of their 'wall of geography women'. But the PM's time on the wall at her former university has been short-lived. A group calling themselves 'Not all Geographers' is claiming success after May's portrait was taken down following an outcry from angry students. A spokesman for the group had told Oxford student paper Cherwell: 'The main, and most basic, issue comes with the celebration of a sitting Prime Minister. Should a department align itself with the power of the day, when there are those who actively challenge it? It is unprecedented to celebrate state power in such a way (regardless of one’s political affiliation).' https://twitter.

Watch: IDS’s Sky News Brexit clash

Cabinet is certain to be tetchy this morning after Boris Johnson called the PM's preferred customs arrangement 'crazy'. Things were no different on Sky News just now when Iain Duncan Smith popped up to discuss Brexit. IDS clashed repeatedly with Adam Boulton as the pair discussed borders, Brexit and whether Boris would do a better job than Theresa May. Here’s how it unfolded: IDS: Let me finish, because you need to understand what the problem is AB: No, but you’re making an assertion IDS: No, I’m not … IDS: Adam, sorry, just wait. Let me finish. Wouldn’t you like to know the answer to that question? AB: Yeah IDS: Right, let me finish. … IDS: Do me a favour, Alan, err Adam. You ask me a question, let me finish.

Paul Mason changes his tune on Ukip ‘toe-rags’

The local election results have raised questions about both Labour and the Conservatives' viable route to a majority at the next general election. In that vein, Paul Mason – the Corbynista former broadcaster – has written a piece for the i paper explaining why Labour must win former Ukip votes: Alas Mr S suspects Mason hasn't helped much here himself. Just last year, he described most Ukip voters as blokes who would steal your bike: 'Most of the UKIP people are either people who haven’t voted or have flipped in a radical way from Labour. They are toe-rags, basically. They are the bloke who nicks your bike.' Can Mason win them round?

Kay Burley makes a splash on Marr

After winning the 'broadcast journalist of the year' gong on Tuesday at the London Press Club awards, Kay Burley topped off a busy week with a debut on the Andrew Marr show. The Sky broadcaster joined Amanda Platell and Ayesha Hazarika for the paper review segment of the early morning current affairs show, Only while discussing the sad news about Sir Alex Ferguson's health problems, Burley caused quite a splash on air. Flicking through the Sun to show viewers at home the depth of their coverage on the story, Burley inadvertently showed more that she had intended – turning to a picture of a model wearing very little: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnSd4_dQ-jo Ever the professional, Burley calmly returned to the front page with speed...

Introducing the Labour representative for Small Heath: councillor who claimed Isis doesn’t exist

The Conservatives better-than-expected election result has been dampened somewhat by CCHQ's decision to reinstate a councillor suspended for comparing an Asian man with a dog last June in order to take control of Pendle council. Labour have been quick to go on the attack – accusing the Tories of abandoning decency in favour of a power grab. However, Labour don't have the monopoly on outrage over elected councillors. While the party failed to get the landslide it had hoped, there was one particular cause for celebration in Birmingham: Safia Alif Noor Akhtar, the party's candidate in Birmingham Small Heath, 'waltz[ed] to victory' in the words of the local paper. Mr S predicts a bright future in Jeremy Corbyn's Labour Party.

The FT remembers Karl Marx – ‘more relevant than ever’

Happy Karl Marx day. To mark the 200th anniversary of the revolutionary philosopher's birth, a statue of the revolutionary philosopher (funded by the Chinese, natch) has been erected in his German hometown Trier to protests, Owen Jones has tweeted a picture of his cat reading Das Kapital and a range of pieces have been published across the media on his legacy. Only some articles are more gushing than others. Take for example, the Financial Times essay on new Marx biography 'A World to Win: The Life and Works of Karl Marx'. The glowing piece sees the journalist offer a rather selective account and verdict of Marx's life and legacy.

Watch: Martin Lewis schools Labour MP on Question Time over tuition fees

In the flurry of excitement over the local elections, Chi Onwurah’s Question Time appearance has been cruelly overlooked. Happily, Mr S is on hand to right this wrong. The Labour MP's attempt to criticise the Tories over student loans backfired last night. The Labour MP spoke of her apparent fears that a working-class student could be put off university by the amount they would have to pay back. But Onwurah didn't account for a furious Martin Lewis, who was also on the Question Time panel, taking her to task for her comments: Astonishing scenes on #bbcqt as a furious moneysaving expert Martin Lewis destroys Labour’s Chi Onwurah over her attempts use student debt as a political football.... Lewis brings the house down.

Ukip’s general secretary compares party to the black death

Ukip has had a dismal night in the local elections: the party is so far down 92 seats, and retains only two council seats across Britain. Some politicians might do their best to try and put a gloss on things – but not Ukip's general secretary, Paul Oakley, who has compared his party to the black death. Oakley told the Today programme: UKIP's general secretary @PaulJamesOakley compares his party to the Black Death. ☠️ He claims that's not a bad thing and says it's not over for his party. #Election2018 #r4today pic.twitter.com/dJ0Tim3Mns— BBC Radio 4 Today (@BBCr4today) May 4, 2018 'Think of the Black Death in the Middles Ages. It comes along, goes dormant, and then comes back' So was the comparison the result of a lack of sleep overnight for Oakley?

Watch: John McDonnell loses his temper

It's been a somewhat disappointing night for Labour, and Mr S wonders whether his party's failure might have upset John McDonnell. Earlier this morning, the shadow chancellor was taken to task for his comments about Esther McVey being lynched. Claire Perry called for McDonnell to say sorry – an opportunity McDonnell turned down. Here's how their exchange unfolded on BBC News: Perry: Are you going to apologise now? This is your chance to say sorry. Look at this hand gesture: get back in your box, woman. McDonnell: This is unacceptable in a programme like this   So, Minister Claire Perry tries to get John McDonnell to apologise for saying he thought Esther McVey should be lynched. Instead, he tries to shut her up.

Local election analysis: Owen Jones’s success* rate

Owen Jones has been on a mission of late – a mission to unseat Tories. The Guardian columnist has been taking his campaign to key Labour target seats. Only despite the Guardian columnist's best efforts, Labour have had a rather underwhelming night in the local elections. So, in order to help with future planning, Mr S thought it might be helpful to examine the varying degrees of success* when it comes to Jones's campaign work: Owen Jones visited Kensington Tory HOLD Owen Jones campaigned in Kensington where Labour had high hopes of making gains and perhaps even taking control of the council. This would have been the crown jewel in their campaign. Alas it wasn't to be, there was only one Tory loss despite the Tory council coming under heavy criticism for the handling of Grenfell.

Chris Williamson’s Derby disaster

Oh dear. It's not been a great night for Labour. Although Jeremy Corbyn's party has managed to make gains in the cities, Labour has not managed to meet the sky high expectations they had for the local elections. However, it's safe to say that Corbyn's close ally Chris Williamson – the MP for Derby North – has had a particularly bad night. Williamson's patch went one stop further and manage to actually buck the national trend. Ukip not only held on to one of its seats but a Ukip candidate took a seat from Labour. Labour has now lost control of the local authority, with the Conservatives making two gains. Had the results tonight in Derby North been replicated in the last general election, Chris Williamson would not have won his seat.

Reasons to vote Conservative: Numbers 1-4

As voters head to the polls today, the Conservatives are hoping their reputation for bin management will trump any concerns over the government's Brexit plans. However, Mr S suspects not all of the Tory literature used will have the desired effect. In Ilford Town, a leaflet went out to residents listing four reasons to vote for the area's Conservative candidates. Only a printing error meant that these 'reasons' consisted of dummy text – rather than any achievement: 'Three lines of text about what issues/projects/policies you've already fone or are doing or will be doing in your ward/area.' Readers are welcome to enter their own suggestions in the comments below.

Tory MP: I take a spanking without any problem

MPs are busy debating criminal barristers in the House of Commons: not the most exciting of topics, admittedly, but some are at least doing their best to liven up the discussion. Step forward, Tory MP Bob Stewart, who responded to being rebuked by John Bercow by saying: 'As ever I take a spanking without any problem' Sounds painful...