Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Tory Remain rebel goes in for the kill

Oh dear. It seems that not everyone has taken Theresa May's appeal for party unity to heart. Although Amber Rudd and Iain Duncan Smith penned a Sunday Telegraph article calling for Tories to come together this week for the EU Withdrawal Bill votes, not everyone appears convinced. Over the weekend, former Remain rebel Antoinette Sandbach took to social media to tweet 'Remainers need courage to go for the kill', and share Matthew Parris's Times column on the topic. In the piece, Parris urges would-be rebels to not be put off rebelling by the whips: 'This is the moment when you must lift your eyes from the trees and see the wood.

Caption contest: Trump vs G6

Happily for Theresa May, the main news from the G7 conference wasn't that President Trump failed to mention her in his G7 'friends' list. Instead, the fireworks arrived after the president left and he struck out alone. Some choice comments from Justin Trudeau on trade saw Trump see red and pull out of a previously agreed summit communique – leaving only a G6 in unison on trade. But it's this photo that sums up the event best: https://twitter.com/BBCVickiYoung/status/1005499444614369280 Captions in the comments.

Brexit, the view from Love Island

Theresa May's cabinet is divided and her MPs increasingly worried over the government's Brexit plans – or lack thereof. Yet despite all this, the latest Times/YouGov poll puts the Tories seven points ahead of Labour. With many in Westminster left scratching their head over the apparent disconnect, could a clue be found in ITV2's Love Island? Mr S only asks after Friday's episode saw contestants on the popular reality show – in which twenty-somethings attempt to find their perfect match – discuss the issue of the day. Only, rather than talk backstop options, customs arrangements, the Irish border or post-Brexit immigration systems, the conversation centred around what Brexit was and whether the UK would still have trees come March 2019: https://twitter.

Watch: Shami Chakrabarti heckles voter over Brexit

Labour's flip-flopping on Brexit means that many Leave supporters simply don't trust the party. So Mr S wonders whether it was really such a wise idea for Shami Chakrabarti to heckle a voter on Question Time last night: Audience member: We're the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. We voted to leave so let's pull up anchor and sail away, OK. Shami Chakrabarti: Where you going? ... I mean 'Sail away' is a lovely song but you need to go somewhere. Perhaps it's time for Shami to listen to voters rather than shout at them...

Boris Johnson leaked tape: best quotes

While David Davis has hogged the headlines recently, Boris Johnson has been slowly losing his cool over Brexit and lost it, just a little bit, when addressing Tory activists at the Conservative Way Forward on Wednesday. It was a candid speech but, with recording devices built into every smartphone, it was hardly surprising that it should have leaked. Perhaps BoJo, fed up with Theresa May's Brexit backsliding, wanted it to leak. The Times and BuzzFeed have the story, and here are the best quotes. On HM Treasury "What they don’t want is friction at the borders. They don’t want any disruption. So they’re sacrificing all the medium and long-term gains amid fear of short-term disruption . . .

Read: Daily Mail editor’s resignation letter

Paul Dacre has just announced that he is to step down as editor of the Daily Mail in November, having edited the newspaper since 1992. Mr S has been passed a copy of his letter to staff announcing the news. Dacre says he now plans to take on 'broader challenges within the company as chairman and Editor-in-Chief of Associated'. Here is the letter: Will it be a case of champagne at the ready at the paper's fiercest rival, also known as the Mail on Sunday?

Watch: Labour’s Brexit strategy gets picked apart

Boris Johnson's critics happily queued up to take a pop at the Foreign Secretary when he said his position on Brexit was to 'have our cake and eat it'. Yet it seems the Labour party is determined to take the same approach. Keir Starmer says Labour wants ‘full access to the internal market’ while retaining the ‘benefits of the single market’, even though the party has already ruled out free movement of people – a key EU demand. It fell to shadow transport secretary, Andy McDonald, to attempt to defend Labour's 'have-it-both-ways' attitude to Brexit this morning: Andrew Neil: Why would the EU agree to giving us full access without one of the key conditions, which is free movement of people? Andy McDonald: Well, that’s the negotiation, Andrew.

Labour’s ‘JezFest’ giveaway backfires

Poor old Jeremy Corbyn. You couldn’t blame the Labour leader for harbouring hopes that the upcoming Labour Live event would enable him to emulate the wild adulation he received on stage at last year’s Glastonbury. But whereas tens of thousands of festival goers chanted Corbyn’s name back then, it seems more likely that Jez will be appearing on stage in north London next Saturday in front of one man and his dog – if he's lucky. In a desperate bid to drum up numbers, tickets – and free coach travel – are apparently being given away for free. Perhaps unsurprisingly, though, this news is going down badly with those who made the mistake of buying their tickets early.

Philip Hammond’s unlikely ally in his war against Gavin Williamson

It’s fair to say that there is no love lost between Philip Hammond and Gavin Williamson. The chancellor and defence secretary have been sniping at each other for months – and there were claims that the rivalry between the pair even escalated into a full-blown row in the Commons in December, with Theresa May forced to intervene. The tensions between the two have shown no signs of settling down since. But now Philip Hammond is no longer alone in his battle against his cabinet rival. His old school mate, Richard Madeley, is giving his fellow Essex boy a helping hand. Madeley – who attended the same school as Hammond back in the 70s – famously 'terminated' Williamson in a TV interview last week after the defence secretary repeatedly refused to answer a question.

Jean-Claude Juncker to Italians: work harder, be less corrupt

The cover of this week’s Spectator says “the people vs the EU” and Jean-Claude Juncker is certainly warming to that theme. Just in case the Italians were in any doubt how they are regarded by the president of the European Commission he made it pretty clear yesterday. When asked what the EU could do for Italy, he said that the problem was not the EU's because it was down to Italians to help the South of Italy – and these Italians, he said, need “more work, less corruption, seriousness”. And no, he wasn’t talking about the government but the actual Italian people. Easier to look down on such people when you’re not elected.

Richard Madeley: Why I cut off Gavin Williamson

Gavin Williamson is the unfortunate victim of the Parliamentary recess. With little in the way of political news, the Defence Secretary's awkward exchange with Richard Madeley over his 'shut up and go away' Russia comment has received a lot of attention. Now the Good Morning Britain presenter has decided to prolong Williamson's turmoil a bit longer by penning a Guardian deep dive on the interview: Madeley says that he was keen to ask Williamson about his un-statesmanlike Russia comments as he was rather unimpressed by them at the time: 'I freely admit that I was one of those who thought Gavin Williamson’s “Shut up and go away” instruction to the Kremlin after the Salisbury nerve-agent attack was risible. Defence secretary as petulant pre-adolescent. Not a good image.

Watch: Gavin Williamson gets ‘terminated’

Gavin Williamson – who told the Russians to 'shut up and go away' – is usually the one dishing out the rebukes. Not today. The Defence Secretary met his match in the form of Good Morning Britain presenter Richard Madeley after he repeatedly refused to answer a question on whether he was right to use 'Trump-ish language'. Richard Madeley: Do you regret using that language? That is the question. Gavin Williamson: Well, what was right was we came together with our allies and made it absolutely clear to Russia... Richard Madeley: All right, interview terminated because you won't answer the question. Good luck with the African elephant project, that is an excellent thing to do.

Labour: 16-year-olds should be able to vote, but not attend Labour Live unaccompanied

Oh dear. The Labour party is one of the loudest cheerleaders when it comes to giving 16-year-olds the vote. At PMQs in January, Emily Thornberry was particularly keen to push the cause. The shadow foreign secretary accused the Conservatives – who oppose such a move – of being in a 'coalition of cavemen', before going on to list all the things 16-year-olds could do: leave home, start a family, marry, work, pay taxes and join the army. But there is one other thing that she is not able to add to that list: Labour Live. Mr S was surprised to learn of the ticketing rules for the upcoming Labour Corbyn-tastic Jez-fest Labour Live – featuring headliner Owen Jones. It turns out that if you are under 18, you have to get a 'child ticket'.

Tory think tank wars: Bright Blue have the last laugh

It's safe to say that the Tory think tank Bright Blue hasn't always enjoyed the greatest respect among the Conservative party-at-large. Although it has a dedicated following from Liberal Conservatives, its focus on green issues has seen more traditional Tories snipe that it bears a closer resemblance to Lib Dem yellow than a Tory blue. So, with a plethora of new think tanks emerging in recent months to plug the apparent policy hole in Tory rejuvenation, is its time running out? Mr S suspects not. For all the publicity Onward, Freer and the CPS have so far received, it seems that its the soft blue think tank that is currently making the biggest waves in influencing the government. This month, not one, but two, of the Bright Blue staff are joining government.

Watch: Former transport secretary quizzes Chancellor over missing millennial railcard

Oh dear. It's six months since Philip Hammond stood up in the Autumn Budget and announced a new railcard for those aged 26-30 'giving 4.5m more young people a third off their rail fares'. Yet the millennial railcard remains a near mythical artefact – with a mere 10,000 released on the day of the official 'national' launch. It's understood the delay is down to a row over who should pay for them. The Treasury had hoped they would be a cost neutral policy but Network Rail aren’t convinced so it is being slowly trialled – and in the short term the Treasury don’t want to be landed with a bill while everything is worked out. Now it seems even Tory MPs are growing tired of the delay.

Fact check: New York Times’ ‘Austerity Britain’ report

It's safe to say the New York Times doesn't take a particularly fond view of Britain these days. Whether it's their ongoing Brexit coverage, writing up Sajid Javid’s appointment as Home Secretary with the headline 'a new face won’t cover the British government’s racist heart', mistaking a newspaper sketch writer's joke about the French for Brexit bias or attempting to cash in with a $6,000 Brexit tour of… London, the American paper's gloomy editorial team tend to see the glass as empty – let alone half empty. So, Mr S was curious to read the latest NYT take on Blighty. On the paper's front page lies an article titled 'In Britain, austerity is changing everything'.

The six tricks Mark Carney used to cook up his ‘Brexit costs you £900’ figure

Mr S has always been a great admirer of creative accounting: the tricks our politicians use to dress up 50p as £1. It’s not lying, per se. All the techniques need to be valid. But their effect is to mislead. Ed Balls was the great master of this dark art, George Osborne his less-subtle apprentice. Now Mark Carney is stepping in, claiming that the Brexit vote has somehow made people £900 a year worse off. How can he conjure up this figure, given that his doom-laden projections for the No vote have all been disproven? By using financial spin. A combination of language and statistical skills to "give an appearance of solidity to pure wind," as Orwell said of political language. Here's how the financial version is done. 1. Verbal alchemy: the "relative fall" trick.

Liz Truss talks Instagram at Cabinet

Although Conservative MPs were recently given training to brush up their Instagram skills, there's one Cabinet minister who requires no such help. Step forward Liz Truss. The Chief Secretary to the Treasury has carved out a niche on social media thanks to her hashtags and puns. https://twitter.com/trussliz/status/971846829284446208 Now that enthusiasm has reached the Cabinet table. Mr S understands that Truss raised Instagram at this week's Cabinet. The Conservative MP told her colleagues that it had 'never been better time to be a young woman in Britain' before going on to mention Instagram as one of the reasons for this. Perhaps an empowered Truss can save the party some money and lead the next tutorial?

Watch: Anna Soubry speaks for the nation on Question Time… for once

These days Mr S rarely – if ever – finds himself agreeing with Anna Soubry on politics. The arch-Remainer has made it her mission to keep Britain in the customs union, the single market and ideally – Steerpike suspects – the EU. Yet, on Question Time this week, the Conservative MP managed to briefly strike a chord with many Brexiteers and Remainers alike: 'Good Lord, no.' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V13jKs2tL6w That said, if Soubry does go ahead with her customs union rebellion on the EU withdrawal bill, things may get very fraught indeed...

Listen: Boris Johnson targeted by Russian pranksters

Boris Johnson has been caught in a prank call by a pair of Russian comedians posing as the Armenian prime minister. The Foreign Secretary is recorded discussing Russia's involvement in the poisoning of Sergei Skripal and offering tips to the pranksters on how to deal with Vladimir Putin. In a recording of the phone conversation posted on YouTube, Boris tells one of the duo: 'We don't want a cold war but we do want to see an improvement in the way Russia behaves' After an 18-minute discussion, the call ends abruptly. The Foreign Office has confirmed that the recording is of Boris Johnson. So, how did this security breach come to be? Steerpike understands that the hoaxer first made contact not with Johnson but with Foreign Office minister Alan Duncan.