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It's safe to say the New York Times doesn't take a particularly fond view of Britain these days. Whether it's their ongoing Brexit coverage, writing up Sajid Javid’s appointment as Home Secretary with the headline 'a new face won’t cover the British government’s racist heart', mistaking a newspaper sketch writer's joke about the French for Brexit bias or attempting to cash in with a $6,000 Brexit tour of… London, the American paper's gloomy editorial team tend to see the glass as empty – let alone half empty. So, Mr S was curious to read the latest NYT take on Blighty. On the paper's front page lies an article titled 'In Britain, austerity is changing everything'.

Boris Johnson has been caught in a prank call by a pair of Russian comedians posing as the Armenian prime minister. The Foreign Secretary is recorded discussing Russia's involvement in the poisoning of Sergei Skripal and offering tips to the pranksters on how to deal with Vladimir Putin. In a recording of the phone conversation posted on YouTube, Boris tells one of the duo: 'We don't want a cold war but we do want to see an improvement in the way Russia behaves' After an 18-minute discussion, the call ends abruptly. The Foreign Office has confirmed that the recording is of Boris Johnson. So, how did this security breach come to be? Steerpike understands that the hoaxer first made contact not with Johnson but with Foreign Office minister Alan Duncan.

Over the past few weeks, company emails have been flooding into inboxes asking the recipient to give consent to remain on mailing lists. Given the repetitious nature of the message, the emails have begun to all fade into one. So, today's GDPR email from the Labour party stuck out thanks to its originality. In a plea to Labour supporters, party staffers asked recipients to click the 'keep me updated' button on the basis that it's Jeremy Corbyn's birthday this weekend and 'the last thing he wants as a gift is to see our movement lose strength!': Who ever said Corbyn's Labour was a personality cult...

To the launch of Onward, the new liberal Conservative think tank. A who's who of the Tory party, including Liz Truss, Tom Tugendhat and James Cleverly, gathered in Parliament's Churchill room to raise a glass to the new venture – headed by Theresa May's former policy wonk Will Tanner. Launching the event were the new dream team: Ruth Davidson and Michael Gove. Neither were shy in coming forward. The Scottish Conservatives leader began her speech by joking that the reason she had been invited was to prove the Tory party is diverse: 'In future when think tanks ask please, can we get a pregnant lesbian, the answer for all those of us who are modernisers in the Conservative Party should be ‘which of the many pregnant lesbians?

Oh dear. Although Theresa May's divided government is currently in a state of deadlock over Brexit, the Prime Minister can at least take heart that the Tories aren't the only party experiencing difficulties here. This morning Barry Gardiner was the victim of a car crash interview on the Andrew Marr show. With Marr on sick leave, Emma Barnett was Gardiner's interviewer – and she did not hold back. The BBC presenter took the shadow International Trade secretary to task over comments he made about the Irish border in March while at an event held by the Rosa Luxemburg Foundation. At the event, Gardiner described the Good Friday Agreement as ‘a shibboleth’ in the Brexit negotiations and said the issue was being 'played up' for 'real economic reasons'.

This week Rod Liddle took over the London Palladium for one night only. Mr S's colleague and comrade spoke to a sold out audience about his approach to writing and politics – as well as his managerial style at the BBC (clue: not legal). For those readers unable to bag a ticket, Mr S is pleased to share one of the highlights from the evening. In a video, Liddle revealed his dog Jessie's feelings toward various politicians – and there's one in particular that caused a strong reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LtAM3LxTUg&feature=youtu.be Well, let it never be said that Corbyn's Labour is going to the dogs...

Benedict Cumberbatch has a reputation as one of Britain's finest actors. The Sherlock actor has won plaudits across the world. He is also politically engaged – previously ranting on-stage about the government’s response to the refugee crisis following a performance of Hamlet at the Barbican. According to the Daily Mail, Cumberbatch let it be known that he thought the government’s pledge to take 20,000 refugees was not enough, before — eloquently — concluding: ‘f— the politicians’. The comments led Mr S to ask: is Benedict Cumberbatch the new Russell Brand? So, is his next job his greatest challenge yet?

Brexit Britain is a more racist country than before the referendum, according to the United Nations, whose inspector told us on Friday that anti-foreigner rhetoric has now become ‘normalised’. But how did Tendayi Achiume, the UN’s special rapporteur on racism, manage to make such a stark finding having spent just 11 days in Britain? After all, if her 'end of mission statement' is anything to go on, Mr S. thinks her conclusions might have been somewhat cobbled together. Achiume, it seems, didn’t even get a chance to run her damning report through a spellcheck before publishing it. Referring to a study by Warwick University, Achiume managed to misspell the university’s name as 'Warrick'...