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More cartoons
Wednesday
They should withdraw the whip
‘Given your links to gambling, they should withdraw the whip.’
I see trees of green, red roses too…
‘I see trees of green, red roses too...’
Sold off, and without apology or reparation
Sold off, and without apology or reparation for the years of enforced servitude.
Coming here takes my mind off all the potholes in my road!
‘Coming here takes my mind off all the potholes in my road!’
The junior doctors are on strike
‘The junior doctors are on strike so you’ll have to wait for your misdiagnosis.’
It’s a commemorative coin
‘It’s a commemorative coin – to remind us of when we had money.’
Tuesday
A grooming gang forced me to join
‘A grooming gang forced me to join.’
I’ve been stuck here for hours
Hollow. How disappointing
Teachers demand better pay deal
He’s lost his blue tick
‘No one’s bothering to talk to Geoff – he’s lost his blue tick.’
I can’t decide which AI chatbot to use
‘I’ve got writer’s block – I can’t decide which AI chatbot to use.’
Easter witch hunt
On a clear day you can see racism in six different counties…
‘They say that on a clear day you can see racism in six different counties…’
Oh no! You have public opinions!
‘Oh no! You have public opinions!’
I’m sorry, but for me blind casting just doesn’t work
‘I’m sorry, but for me blind Nick newcasting just doesn’t work.’
You should be getting a signal by now
‘Oh, for heaven’s sake, Geoffrey! You should be getting a signal by now.’
People may live to 150
Wednesday
I was hoping for a strong independence woman
‘I was hoping for a strong independence woman.’
