We have cancelled your bank account
‘We have cancelled your bank account: you can pass go, but you can’t collect £200…’
More cartoons
Wednesday
I wonder who Djokovic will beat in the final
My new boyfriend has left me
‘My new boyfriend has left me. Ironically, it was his get-up-and-go I fell for.’
William’s plan to end homelessness
There are no AI robots under your bed
‘See, there are no AI robots under your bed.’
Wednesday
The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir
‘The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir.’
Get me a bigger table
I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…
‘I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…’
There’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup
‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’
These are our low fixed-rate mortgages…
‘And these are our low fixed-rate mortgages…’
Pawn shop
Not surprised
‘At 5.7 per cent I’m not surprised.’
Shortage of English teachers
Your cup runneth over
‘Your cup runneth over.’
I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead
‘Do you mind? I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead.’
Wednesday
Mortgage misery
‘What sort of mortgage misery are you looking for?’
