God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?
‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’
‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’
‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’
‘And the award for the best picket line goes to…’
‘Good news! You’re on the waiting list for a new hospital.’
‘She’s botch-body ready.’
‘I can’t move back in with my parents as they’ve already moved back in with their parents.’
‘Trying to find an NHS dentist is like pulling teeth – except worse.’
‘I’m looking for Mr Hard Right.’
‘We found racism, sexism and elitism.’
‘I’ll have another pair.’
‘There must be a better way to protect the kids from social media.’
‘This is where they buried the cheaper broadband deals.’
‘Our French poodle keeps setting fire to our car.’
‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’
‘Which public sector bailout did you make money in?’
‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’