Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup
‘The Tory party was much better when I was your age.’
‘Look at the migration figures!’
‘You can tell the Chinese government that we strongly object to their super embassy.’
‘I’ve come as Sheriff Jenrick.’
‘It’s enlightening but not in a good way.’
‘And on that cliffhanger, we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens next.’
‘This is great but I really wish I’d got to do my leaving speech.’
‘But it’s not just you, babe, I no longer trust the government, the scientists, Big Pharma, the mainstream media...’
‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’
‘You were the future once.’
‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’
‘I prefer something based on a true story.’