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Wednesday
I love getting back to nature
‘I love getting back to nature. It makes great content.’
Wednesday
Real bore
‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’
The Taliban are easier to talk to
Cattle market
We should shoplift somewhere more upmarket
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
Eating disorders
‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’
Cancel your operation
‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’
I couldn’t get a sitter
‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’
I met your wife online too
‘What a coincidence – I met your wife online too.’
I meant my search history
‘When I said I enjoy looking back through history, I meant my search history.’
Anything else you don’t want?
The latest government pay offer is final…
‘The latest government pay offer is final... until the next one.’
Wednesday
Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back
‘Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back.’
But I haven’t started reading yet
‘But I haven’t started reading yet.’
Lizzo not what she seems
Preventing or creating?
Poor souls
‘There’s plenty more fish in the sea, poor souls.’
Gas bill
‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’
I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners
‘Not only have you been stood up, Sir, but I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners.’