I hear they just had an earthquake
‘I hear they just had an earthquake.’
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Wednesday
Only one person
What’s your favourite
Peerless prose
‘It’s peerless prose’
Sticking to his guns
‘Netanyahu’s sticking to his guns.’
Strict no-returns policy
‘You should know that I have a strict no-returns policy.’
Now we’ll be able to vote for him to leave
‘Now we’ll be able to vote for him to leave.’
Lifestyle choice
‘We don’t need any help, thanks. This is a lifestyle choice.’
House of straw
‘I suppose the house of straw was a lifestyle choice.’
It sleeps a lot
‘It sleeps a lot and isn’t cheap to feed, but I think every home should have one.’
Biblical proportions
‘Have you got this in “biblical proportions”?’
Wednesday
How was I?
‘How was I?’
I have thousands stashed in secret accounts
‘I have thousands stashed in secret accounts that my husband knows nothing about.’
Hate marches
Frankly it’s a relief
‘Frankly it’s a relief to quiz someone who was good at their job.’