Police notices
More cartoons
Wednesday
Finding it hard
‘He’s finding it hard being away from his phone for the first time.’
Little blighter
‘Little blighter at home made a fake video of me being cute.’
Entire economies
‘It can destroy entire economies.’
Lee Anderson!
Wednesday
I’ll see what the Chancellor has to offer
‘I’ll see what the Chancellor has to offer.’
Honestly? If it’s more bad news I’d rather not know
‘Honestly? If it’s more bad news I’d rather not know.’
The facts of life
Not what they were
‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?
‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’
Very popular
‘The area’s very popular with people who can’t afford their mortgages any more.’
Where were you?
‘Where were you the first time anybody asked where you were the day Kennedy died?’
Ghost story
‘You know how you always enjoy a good ghost story on Christmas Eve, Charles?’
Meet the gang
‘Hi guys! Come in and meet the gang!’
I just hate Constable
‘It’s nothing to do with the environment – I just hate Constable.’
Never swap a boot for a croc
‘Never swap a boot for a croc...’
It always overpromises and underdelivers
‘The Royal Mail is very dependable. It always overpromises and underdelivers.’
Watching at home on a screen just isn’t the same
‘Watching at home on a screen just isn’t the same.’