I think therefore I am
More cartoons
Wednesday
The return of Trump
‘How are you coping with the return of Trump?’
If only trains
The trip’s over!
‘By the time you find your cabin, the trip’s over!’
Only for a minute
‘Can Mummy borrow her phone, sweetie? It’s only for a minute.’
I’m only fasting
‘I’m only fasting so I’ll have more soup to throw at the Mona Lisa.’
Wednesday
Training
We don’t need to say anything
‘We don’t need to say anything.’
Remember your roaring twenties
‘Remember your roaring twenties?’
Never actually seen one
‘I believe NHS dentists exist though I’ve never actually seen one.’
It’s a serious crime area
‘It’s a serious crime area.’
I was expecting Gary Lineker
‘I was expecting Gary Lineker.’
We don’t want to give him unrealistic expectations
‘We don’t want to give him unrealistic expectations.’
If you put a shell to your ear you can hear the Red Sea
‘If you put a shell to your ear you can hear the Red Sea.’
Have you got this in XL bully size?
‘Have you got this in XL bully size?’
I’ve trained him
