Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?
‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’
‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’
‘I wish our humans were conscious – I’m starving.’
‘That’s a relief – I thought it was a canvasser!’
‘Hurry, you’re missing summer!’
Pandora’s box
‘Perhaps this lot are a little too far to the right?’
‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’
‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’
‘Trust me, it’s making a comeback.’
‘There are a lot of independents hoping to win this constituency.’
‘No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices. They insist everything is done online these days.’
‘If I put my mind to it, I can boycott 500 literary festivals a day.’
‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’
‘We’re down to the last two Conservative voters – we could get them to breed but there isn’t time.’
‘At least there isn’t any sewage.’