‘Today’s objective is to establish an objective.’
‘Today’s objective is to establish an objective.’
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Wednesday
And on that bombshell we’ll find out what happens to the oil price tomorrow
‘And on that bombshell we’ll find out what happens to the oil price tomorrow.’
UK pathetic
That’ll cost Zack Polanski the divorced dad vote
‘That’ll cost Zack Polanski the divorced dad vote.’
I’ve armed the curds
Cosy crime desk
No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed
‘No, it’s your turn to bring us breakfast in bed.’
Wednesday
I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk
‘I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk.’
‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’
‘I fear they’ll come back to Britain.’
‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’
‘Prepare to drop incendiary Green party policies!’
I’m afraid your flight has been cancelled…
He’s clinging on – determined to live through the end of woke
‘He’s clinging on – determined to live through the end of woke.’
‘Your forecast is already out of date.’
‘Your forecast is already out of date.’
‘If you want your letter to arrive on time, you have to put it in a parcel.’
‘If you want your letter to arrive on time, you have to put it in a parcel.’
British RAF bases
‘Stop saying, “It’s not the end of the world…”’
‘Stop saying, “It’s not the end of the world...”’
Spring statement
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’
‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’
‘They’re not the party of the environment they once were.’
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
‘You could go home, order it online and pick it up tomorrow. It’s cheaper with click and collect.’
