Break glass
More cartoons
Wednesday
The bottom’s fallen out of your share price
Can I be excused?
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
Sell sourdough
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’
So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD
‘So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD it just explained everything.’
It’s no good
‘It’s no good, I can’t clear my head of thoughts about Trump.’
The Messiah has a Farage complex!
‘Oh no – the Messiah has a Farage complex!’
Astronauts return
Let us help you celebrate red nose day
Hand in your homework?
‘Hand in your homework? That service is only available online now.’
Wednesday
Head of sales
‘I wouldn’t want to be Tesla’s head of sales’
They’ve reached a new Lowe
‘They’ve reached a new Lowe.’
Death class
Death class
Heigh-ho
‘Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to woke we go.’
Am I hitting my diversity targets?
‘Am I hitting my diversity targets?’
We’re still working
Your random country needs you
International Women’s Day
‘Do you have any “Sorry I forgot International Women’s Day” cards?’
Here’s a list
‘Here’s a list of things you need to hate.’